Real World/Road Rules/Gauntlet/Inferno guys archive [mega-merged]

[james1200]

John is hot, Jose is handsome, BUT Zach is cute, sweet and sexy all at the same time! LOVE his crazy hair, his face and his chest (so far)...

i agree...the scruffy hunky thing along with his real nice frat boy attitude is pretty hot.

[tavares]

Who cares, she's annoying and a brat. I don't like him either though.

Exactly. He's an instigator, for sure, but she brings it on herself. How many times do we have to listen to her whine, "if you don't let me do this, I'm going home!"

Then pack your bags, bitch!

Oh, and...

I really think Tyler's hatred for Svet has to do with his own insecurities. He perceived her from day 1 as the girl straight guys gravitate towards and he is obviously jealous of that. It's SO obvious. Once when they were all chatting he remarked (to Svet) "Oh my GOD not every guy wants to sleep with you!" (referring to John and the other guy, I forget his name, the manager) even though both men had remarked earlier that they'd love to get with her. Essentially his tearing down Svetlana has to do with the fact that TYLER would like to get with John and/or other guy and/or Jose and is threatened by the fact that they are turned on by her. His disparaging and cruel remarks to her are a way of displacing his own envy and sexual desire.

That's pretty much describing me. I'm misogynistic in that regard, as well. I guess that's why I love Tyler! There have been plenty of times I've been a Tyler to a Svetlana type. Handling my own insecurities when it comes to "the girl straight guys gravitate towards" by finding hers and tearing her the fuck down. It's fun. Even though it doesn't change the fact that "straight guys gravitate towards" her, but at least she's too busy feeling like an insecure mess to notice it! But she deserves it. Svetlana has absolutely no substance to be getting the "attention" she gets. That's why some of us homos are so smart and witty -- because we have to use our words to take down the competition, because gay or not, we still can't slap the bitch.

[buzzj]

Tyler is a bit harsh with Svetlana... but she has at least some of it coming to her. She's certainly a brat--- as is he! Am I the only one who thinks that he's cute?

[tavares]

Tyler is a bit harsh with Svetlana... but she has at least some of it coming to her. She's certainly a brat--- as is he! Am I the only one who thinks that he's cute?

Too fem for me but I envy his body!

[falconfan]

Tyler is a bit harsh with Svetlana... but she has at least some of it coming to her. She's certainly a brat--- as is he! Am I the only one who thinks that he's cute?

I admit Svetlana is a brat but she's at least an endearing brat. I mean she invokes sympathy. He's just ass. And yes he is physically cute... but I still don't like him at all.

[james1200]

How can anyone think john is cuter than zach or jose....they're so much hotter...and tavares...if you think tyler is cute you need some lasik eye surgery stat.

Svetlana is not only hot but she's the kind of spoiled rich girl type that's real endearing cause she's a good person underneath...and it's easy to tell that her attitude comes from just living a sheltered life but she's a good person...did you see the way her boyfriend was abusive towards her? A bitch wouldn't have taken that but a scared little girl would...but Tyler, i wouldn't fuck with Tavares' dick.

[tavares]

How can anyone think john is cuter than zach or jose....they're so much hotter...and tavares...if you think tyler is cute you need some lasik eye surgery stat...

Tavares, nothing! I never said he was cute. I said I envy his body... purely from a superficial physical standpoint. I don't think he's cute or hot or anything.

But I do love it when he pisses all over that horrid Svetlana bitch. THAT, I'll stand behind 100%.

[james1200]

Svetlana rocks! I'd do her two ways from sunday. There's nothing worse than a bitchy gay queen....gays would like to gay bash tyler.

[falconfan]

I think the primary difference between Svet and Tyler is Svetlanna is annoying Tyler is malicious thus likeable and despisable in that order. Physically I must admit I like John best but as far as personality goes my favorite is Jose yet for some reason Svetlanna is just my favorite.

[sethjj1975]

I'm on another board that Tyler is actually on......and while I would agree that he has come off, so far, as a "Man Cunt" (That made me laugh for quite a bit..thanks Corkles)....but he says that as more of the season airs we will come to hate Svetlana and understand his massive bitchiness. He also says that Janelle is every bit of the evil troublemaker he is, they just edit it out. Personally I've thought he was a total douche ever since the swimming episode where he explained what an extreme athlete he is. How embarassing for him!

XOXO
Seth

[ducka_dork]

Tyler is the biggest dick head that I have ever seen! I have never in my life met a person that hated someone from the first moment they met them. I still think she should have been manager.

[recuerdeme]

With comments like "I've earned the right to be pretentious" there is no way Tyler is likable.

[TierraSimms]

even tho he is an asshole, he's still pretty hott

I will admit he is physically attractive, but why is he posed with his ass out like that? Come on this MTV not LOGO.

[TierraSimms]

Kisses back atcha Tierra!

I also wanna jump on the John is hot bandwagon. Sure he's dumb but almost all Real World castmembers tend to be pretty stupid. Physically though the guy does it for me on every level. I'm also physically attracted to Svet and Janelle - they're both so freaking gorgeous! A threesome with myself, Svet and/or Janelle and John would be divine!

As for the others? Zach, Paula and Jose are all cute but they don't have the raw sexual magnetism of John, Svet or Janelle. Tyler is by far the most hideous (despite his ok body) and I hope he breaks his neck while bending over to kiss his own ass.

No, Nik. I want to be placed in that threesome with you and John. I'm just getting excited at the thought of it.

[Lucein5002]

OMG! i wanted to shoot him for treating fitz that way. Oh by the way, Fitz is my favorite.

[james1200]

Fitz?....what about Zach...he's so hot and scruffy...how could you not like that dirty laid back vibe...plus just based on looks he's by far the hottest. Just cause he doesn't shave and looks like he smells...that just makes him even hotter.

[james1200]

john's got a mole or something that kinda grosses me out...he just is not good looking to me at all...i don't know why...Landon was pretty fucking fantastic...honestly though, and I've said this in the other i hate tyler thread, i would rather do Svetlana out of any of them...she's spoiled in just the right, vulnerable kinda way and she is so hot! The mixed girl...i forget her name...she's hot too but has no airtime.

[Lostlover]

Tyler gives gay people bad names. He's so jealous of the Russian girl, probably because she can dress like a woman in public.

Am I the only one who thinks that the guys are a let down this year? Jose is the best and even he isn't doing it for me like I would think he would.

[tavares]

It's funny, reading this thread. NOW I understand all the hatred towards me!

Am I the only one who thinks that the guys are a let down this year? Jose is the best and even he isn't doing it for me like I would think he would.

I think the guys are okay... but I hate the fact Jose is overlooked because he's quiet -- but I just hope he isn't hooking up with that slut the previewed for tonight's episode.

I'm gonna have to cut the bitch.

[Lostlover]

These guys are plane Danes. Jose is kinda hot but I can go to school and find hotter guys. Many MANY more nicer guys than whats on the real world.

It's funny, reading this thread. NOW I understand all the hatred towards me!



I think the guys are okay... but I hate the fact Jose is overlooked because he's quiet -- but I just hope he isn't hooking up with that slut the previewed for tonight's episode.

I'm gonna have to cut the bitch.

[TierraSimms]

Here's a shirtless pic of Jose'. He is e-friends with me on MySpace.

[Lostlover]

He's the hottest guy on the show seriously, but thats not saying much. That gay guy on the show makes me ashamed to be gay. From his plucked eyebrows, to his sissy fits, he isnt doing us justice.

[Lostlover]

Jose is hot... seen many many hotter latino men. Only thing I complain about is his eyebrows. Theyre almost as bad as the faggot's eyebrows.

[james1200]

he is hot though his nips are a little too small...it's a toss up between him and zach.

[james1200]

Look at tierra with all the hookups....any pics of zach with his dong hanging out?

[Lostlover]

Jose's face needs some work but hes cute....

[james1200]

yeah...the only hispanic guy on the show...the one who's not a scruffy hippie, a jock or a queen.

[james1200]

WOO-HOOOOO! My future husband deserves to be...

B U M P E D!

you can only marry a dude where i live...ha ha!

[innocentboi3737]

i love how they have the different personalities and races over and over again...reality tv shows and their type-casting

but damn, jose is one hot man! im hearing those sirens loud and clear, and praying for his coming out episode to come soon haha

[Luv_Trail]

yeah latino guys are more sexual than caucasion guys. Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Dominicans, Cubans, Peruvians, Colombians, Spaniards, Chilean, etc. all of us are alot more sexual and willing to please, and don't say you will never get a guy like that Jose is sending the gaydar alarm off and everyone seems to be noticing

Even though I look like a white boy, Im Puerto rican and I couldnt DISAGREE with you more...to say that one ethnic group is more sensual or romantic than another is just ignorant...

my baby is a white boy and not only is he fucking beautiful but he's intelligent, honest, funny, masculine, caring, sensual, romantic and just plain outa this world.... I look out for him and he does the same for me...

[falconfan]

Stop hatein He Hot and on TV and you'll Jealous

Stop using punctuation, contractions that make sense, and verbs... oh wait you already did. I kid because I love and because it's funny.

[Lostlover]

Dude, I said he was hot. But his face isn't hot and neither are his feet.

Stop hatein He Hot and on TV and you'll Jealous

[tavares]

he is hot though his nips are a little too small...it's a toss up between him and zach.

I go back and forth on the nips issue. While, yeah they could be smaller, I also find myself wishing they were a little bigger. But they're his, he's hot, and my future husband -- so average sized nipples is something I can overlook... this once.

[tavares]

He's the hottest guy on the show seriously, but thats not saying much. That gay guy on the show makes me ashamed to be gay. From his plucked eyebrows, to his sissy fits, he isnt doing us justice.

While personally, I don't find him attractive, it kind of does my heart good to see Zach and John and Jose all accept him -- sissy fits and all -- as part of the house and save for John's quick in and out of the gay bar because he was scared, there hasn't been any ignorance coming from the straight guys... and Jose. So that's the plus.

[doetim]

he is hot though his nips are a little too small...it's a toss up between him and zach.

Gay guys are so funny!
Those dicks, wallets and nips better be big or else!

[james1200]

Gay guys are so funny!
Those dicks, wallets and nips better be big or else!

I'm bi...so I don't care about the size of a dick or wallet. Just looking for normal sized nipples.

[tavares]

I'm bi...

I'm sorry.

[TierraSimms]

Did you guys see how fast Jose' ran when those girls popped off their tops while in the pool with John and Zach. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

[palmaire1]

I agree. No straight guy would pass that up, right?

[thatcrap]

It's funny, reading this thread. NOW I understand all the hatred towards me!



I think the guys are okay... but I hate the fact Jose is overlooked because he's quiet -- but I just hope he isn't hooking up with that slut the previewed for tonight's episode.

I'm gonna have to cut the bitch.

[JakeBequette]

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On the episode of the Real World where Paula is nervous to goto therapy and zach starts a relationship with a local girl, in the parts where Paula is like drunk and being goofy, and zach and jose and janelle are in the phone room, paula comes down and is like yelling at zach right after she is flipping them off from the stairs.

ANYWAY the whole ktime she is doing this, Zach has his hand on someones right butt cheek and is really feeling it up and this person has on jeans and a yellow shirt, and THEN they show everyone in the room, and it was JOSE!!!!

O M G

[jojo101]

I never saw that.

[JakeBequette]

I never saw that.

The episode comes on again Wednesday night at 11 pm CST.

[yuty]

Paula such a crazy biyatch. I like watching her. It's nice to know there are people who are more fucked-up than me...

[springboksfan]

What??? No way!

[Lostlover]

I don't think any of them are eye candy. Maybe Im just being picky, but they don't have that drop dead gorgeous guy this year.



I love Puerto Rican men, but even the latino isn't doing it for me. And the gay guy is just poisoning gays' reputation even more.

[biscottiboi]

I saw it!!! I was thinking that I must have the hands and perfectly sculpted butt mixed up.....sure enough it was Jose's!!! Zachs hand was sort of like on Jose's hip and just over the hill would have been his dick! I was perplexed by it too! I think Jose is it hot hot hot!!

[JakeBequette]

lol hes like leanin on him. his hand is sorta on his ass but i saw no groping

OMG there was SO groping!
His hand was by his pocket and he kind of slid it, open, with his palm against joses hip/butt back a little, then back to where it started at. SO GROPING!

[yuty]

Tyler in my opinion is the most attractive...physically. In terms of personality, he's a Draco Malfoy...who's pretty hot too.

[Lostlover]

I think the gay guy irks me because he has the most abrasive personality type ever... "I'm right and you're wrong and I will correct you and tell you when you're wrong because I'm a better person than you are." That guy should get off his high chair.

Thank God tonight's episode (which is still on) hasn't been about him.

This season is a bore too.