Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

**purina** · July 9th, 2014, 08:23 AM

They let you wear pants?

**nycguydowntown** · July 9th, 2014, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Vannie

I was wearing my parachute pants yesterday and,I farted and nearly lifted myself 50 feet in the air.Very scary

Thank God I didn't break any bones coming down.

Yeah, it's good you landed on your head

**mikey3000** · July 9th, 2014, 01:04 PM

Did MC Hammer spend the night and forget his pants?

**gsdx** · July 9th, 2014, 01:11 PM

"Cabbage she gives me! In ten minutes I could be sky writing!"

**Rickrock** · July 9th, 2014, 09:50 PM

This is the funniest thread I have come across in days.

**SaskGuy** · July 9th, 2014, 09:56 PM

Don't worry, no one has worn parachute pants since 1992

**cashwyatt** · July 9th, 2014, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by SaskGuy

Don't worry, no one has worn parachute pants since 1992

True I should know I had a few pairs but I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade.

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Originally Posted by SaskGuy

Don't worry, no one has worn parachute pants since 1992

True I should know I had a few pairs but I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade.

**Draven** · July 9th, 2014, 10:15 PM

Ring ring the 90's called, they want their look back.

....aside from that your story made me LOL, I needed that after my shitty day so thanks

**Yooper** · July 9th, 2014, 11:23 PM

Your early 80's Parachute Pants were cool. Before they got stupid.

You rock it, Vannie! Just skip the Hammer pants.

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