What has been up your ass?

[Lovethecawk]

I want to know what some of the weirdest things you've had up your ass. Just to go a little above and beyond,

I'm in my dress, thong and soaking diaper with about 30 grapes up my ass. Drinking some beers, I plan to get the entire pound and half of grapes up my ass before I head off to sleep. I can't wait to hold them in as long as I can and see what's what my next time on the toilet.

Besides the obvious dildos, butt plugs, etc, I've had entire (peeled) bannans up there but I felt like I had to poop too much to hold it in. I've also put a whole can of whip cream up there. Some time I want to make mashed potatoes and squirt the gravy from my ass on top, mmmm delicious!

What's your kink? Lets hear it!

[JJ33Oz]

a whole cucumber and another time i got 6 hot dogs up there

[medic1]

Christ! Here was me thinking i was adventurous! Only fingers, tongues and dick for me.

[jensu846]

the tip of a bowling pin. (ouch), pens, broom handles, brush handles, shampoo bottles, banana, dolls arm, toys. probly more, just cant think of any at the moment.

[palbert]

Too much information.

[bottomboywyo]

One time when I was younger experimenting with my sexuality I sat on a plunger handle.
I've stuck a hairbrush, a toothbrush, and a sharpie up there.
I like my dildo best.

[sidekick1914]

I've had a cucumber, banana, shampoo bottle, hair brush handle and a Jeff Stryker dildo.

[WIZZARD101]

bananas, cucumbers, zuchinn, dildos, hair moose bottles, dicks, two dicks at a time and one fist

[Randy__23]

8 hard boiled eggs ( off the shell of course)

[Lovethecawk]

8 hard boiled eggs ( off the shell of course)

That's amazing. I have got to try that some time. 8? Your ass must have been bursting with the pressure!

But, TMI? Really? I got lots more I could share, I just tried to stay on topic and describe the epic kinkness I was enjoying.

[ronboy]

For me it's not really a matter of "what" but a matter of "who."
Enough said.....

[JJ33Oz]

Hahaha. You really started something here, Lovethecawk!

[Joeyyyxxx19]

Hot thread. For me, hair brush, sharpie, screw driver (handle side), plunger, beer bottle, dildo/vibrator, toothbrush hmmm could be more ill have to think

[boyfriend]

That's amazing. I have got to try that some time. 8? Your ass must have been bursting with the pressure!

But, TMI? Really? I got lots more I could share, I just tried to stay on topic and describe the epic kinkness I was enjoying.

I think you should share all

[harleyguykl]

"D" cell Maglite flashlight...just the battery end not the light/lens part

[QueenxElsa]

Dildo, tongue lol

[h20fly]

An avocado seed and another time some nice round smallish, medium sized stones. I put them up my butt and shot them out as I was cumming.

[peeonme]

Candles, plunger handles, dildos and cock. (not in that order...cock was the first to penetrate)

[mickyboy]

i started of when i was 12 with my mums little deodorant bottle, so sore at the time but don't think i would feel it now!!! carrots, some big cucumbers, plunger handle, so much stuff, and also some nice big cock!!

[bike10]

Butt plug, dildo, fingers and the best of all a cock or two.

[bobafatt]

Brush handle, plunger handle, bananas, carrots, dildo, fingers, tongue, rolling pin for fondant (doesn't have the little handles on the side just a thick tube) sharpies, butt plug. But sadly...not a cock...yet. Still hoping

[ceepee]

as soon as i started ass play, i found straight away that fingers werent doing it for me.
so i went on to carrots, up to about 7.5" then a nice big 8" cock, a few times
now a buttplug and i plan on adding more dick to that list and a dildo

[Saorsa]

When I was young and first started experimenting I tried putting marbles up there. Also a homemade plasticine dildo. I remember it being quite big. I've tried a cucumber, a banana and also a Mattesson's Smoked Sausage

[denverbuttguy]

Just recently had a great time with a couple friends! Jelly beans! A bunch of 'em. Gettin em in was fun--we helped each other and then the ultimate, we aimed and shot at each other! Jelly beans flying all over. Some guys got em in their faces. I can't wait for the next time. Maybe this weekend. Any body have an idea of other candy or food items---nothing that could end up in your eyes! Also, this new recreational activity needs a name! Maybe some pictures!

[sixthson]

That's an exit not an entrance.

[gaystorm]

Oddest: ice
It just melts out.

[funnshtuph]

no enemas? The strangest thing that I've done is peed in a bottle, lifted my butt up in the air, and filled my ass with pee. You can actually hold in most of the liquid just with butt muscle, I was even able to stick a finger or two up there and feel around. It was so weird! My asshole felt like an empty room!

[putinho]

8 fingers, a hair brush, and two deodorant, one at time

[lick-my-ring]

Fingers, tongue, dick, dildo, pen, hairbrush handle, broom handle, carrot

[fftwink18]

3 bananas, apple, my fist, baseball bat, water bottle, marbles, pen, compass, TV remote, toothbrush, chocolate, ice, piss, tissues, cell phone, deodorant bottle, my boxers. lol looking back on it, i'm such a kinky slut for 18