Kim Jong Un style - ski resorts, skating and dolphins! (welcome to North Korea)

[ChickenGuy]

I saw this news report a few days ago on Channel 4 about the usual oddities and goings-on inside North Korea and since I bumped into the vid again on YouTube, I thought I'd share.

Needless to say, not everything in the construction is going according to plan. D'oh!

[Telstra]

about the video, they all look so fit.
But their foreskins are all smelly ?

[ChickenGuy]

about the video, they all look so fit.
But their foreskins are all smelly ?

Telstra you should travel there and seek an audience with the Great Leader himself - I have a feeling that you and he would get along amazingly!

He could by dictat make a ruling that all North Korean men's foreskins be washed vigourously at communal stations built across the country. You could be in charge of overseeing them as Great Inspector! The cleanest foreskins in the world! Glory to Telstra!

At least enough honour to make you official Ambassador and resident citizen. No JUBber would take to North Korea more than you Telly.

[Telstra]

Only the dear leader and his advisers have clean foreskins but they are unhot.

[nycguydowntown]

Those poor overworked, malnourished dolphins--someone call PETA

[versa39]

they have their head case kim jong un...we had dubya ..delusions of grandeu

[CowboyBob]

Oh my. North Korea looks like a paradise! Thanks to the leadership of the Marshall Kim Jong Un the People live in luxury. With their free and open press they are the most informed society in the world.

If republicans take control of the White House, Senate and House it will become a paradise similar to North Korea. That's what we are told. Listen to Fox News, the Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh, Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck. Don't listen to lamestream media. It's filled with lies. Removing all taxes from the wealthiest 1% of Americans will create jobs jobs jobs. Get rid of unions. Get rid of minimum wage. Get rid of child labor laws. Get rid of regulations for business and the environment. Government regulation of women's reproductive rights. Their wombs become property of the State. One religion only.... fundamentalist christianity. One race only, white northern European ancestry. It will be paradise for the American worker.

Yes. North Korea is a republican paradise.

[nycguydowntown]

So true--Cowboy Bob--their "ideas" would turn this country into less than a 3rd world country---not to mention gays in front of a firing squad.

[CowboyBob]

So true--Cowboy Bob--their "ideas" would turn this country into less than a 3rd world country---not to mention gays in front of a firing squad.

No, no, no... you don't understand.

If we follow republican policies it will create jobs jobs jobs and America will be a workers paradise. Think about it.

The more money we give to billionaires the better it is for everyone. Slashing food stamps and child nutrition programs will benefit the poor. It will teach them not to be poor. Hunger and starvation is good for poor people as long as the rich have billions stashed in overseas accounts. Removing all regulations for business and environment will create pristine pastures, air and water.

And republicans l-o-v-e- homosexuals. They love them so much they want to help them by changing them into straights.

Think man, think!

[White Eagle]

Do those people over there really think they will be able to ski?

[Kulindahr]

Do those people over there really think they will be able to ski?

It certainly gets cold enough. I don't know what the snowfall is like, though.

[star-warrior]

Yolo!

[cgymike]

Russia (Far East) might be easier. Plus the vodka's better après ski....