Hey guy! I'm going to be home this weekend all by myself! I'll probably do alot of jacking off but I need some awkward and kinda kinky/gross things to do! I am straight but willing to take a walk on the wild side!
Hey guy! I'm going to be home this weekend all by myself! I'll probably do alot of jacking off but I need some awkward and kinda kinky/gross things to do! I am straight but willing to take a walk on the wild side!
you could invite me over![]()
Buy a watermelon (or any other suitable fruit?) and fuck it. lol I always wanted to do that when I was younger, but never got to. Or you could get a zip loc bag and lube it up with vaseline, put it between to pillows and fuck it! THAT was a lot of fun when I was younger.