Michele Bachmann Accidentally Embarks on Gay Cruise

[chrisrobin]

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Michele Bachmann Accidentally Embarks on Gay Cruise

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/03/25/m...ed-gay-cruise/

Michele for her part is having difficulty adjusting to not being the center of attention. But in an exclusive interview from the ship's satellite phone the Christian firebrand explains that the experience is not all bad.

"Obviously I don't agree with 95 percent of what's been happening around me," she says, "but they do have a fantastic hair salon, and some really nice shoe shops. So I'm trying to make the best of it."

Also, the window treatments in their cabin are absolutely faaabulous.

[palemale]

Unfortunately, this appears to be a satirical piece. It's too good to be true.

[bendted]

She was probably looking for her husband.

[CowboyBob]

Yes, it's a parody but we could talk about her misusing campaign funds and the ethics probe looking into it.

Since she's a lipstick lesbian and her hubby is a flaming homo they'll enjoy their time in prison. They live in Stillwater right near the pen.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-...nce-complaint/

[CoolBlue71]

It's plausible.

For the Bachmanns.

[maxpowr9]

She was probably looking for her husband.

I could see Marquisha trying on hair pieces and looking for some come-fuck-me pumps.

[White Eagle]

I love this part:

"I think he's absolutely delicious," says Albert Goldman, a sous chef from Palm Beach, Fla. "I just want to pour truffle oil on top and eat him up!"

[eastofeden]

She was probably looking for her husband.

LOL...My gaydar is a -3 on a scale of 1-10 and even I know he is gay.

She reminds me of a lizard...those eyes...scary stuff...

[White Eagle]

LOL...My gaydar is a -3 on a scale of 1-10 and even I know he is gay.

She reminds me of a lizard...those eyes...scary stuff...

Well, hell, that reminds me of someone in San Antonio. We called her lizard lips even to her face. She loved it.

[mbamike]

A source on board the vessel says Marcus has attracted the attention of the passengers and was even voted "cutest bear" on the ship's traditional Bear vs. Twink night.

"I think he's absolutely delicious," says Albert Goldman, a sous chef from Palm Beach, Fla. "I just want to pour truffle oil on top and eat him up!"

Maybe this will get him to think about his reality.