Let's figure this one out

[RaKroma]

Any statisticians in the house? Lets count the entire male population around the world (puberty age and up) and figure out how many gallons(?) of cum is produced by all the males on the planet from jerking off and sex in a single year?

[G-Lexington]

Not a statistics problem, but I'll see what I can do.

World population - 6,973,738,433.
Percentage of world population male - 50.25%
World male population - 3,504,216,824

It is estimated that 26% of the world population is under the age of 15, and 30% is under the age of 18. I'm going to estimate that 23% is under the age of 13, and consider that the average age where ejaculation begins.

It is estimated that 6% of the world population is over the age of 70, and I'll consider that the average age where ejaculation ends.

So 32% of the world is outside the age of ejaculation.

68% of 3,504,216,824 = 2,382,867,441 ejaculators.

It is estimated that the average male has a sexual outlet five times a week on average. That would be 261 times a year.

261 x 3,504,216,824 = 621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year.

The average amount of ejaculate per orgasm is 10cc is one teaspoon.

621,928,402,019 x 1 tsp = 621,928,402,019 tsp ejaculate per year.

There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon.

621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.

Lex

[Harke the Boeotarch]

621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.


Lex

Dammit Lex!

You broke the online Gallon to Litre converter.

[borg69unimatrix]

Damn that's a lot of cum!!!

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Overprecision, Lex...

[windsors]

I'll just say your right, Lex..... looks good to me, I'm not good with numbers.

[T-Rexx]

The average amount of ejaculate per orgasm is 10cc is one teaspoon.

There are only 5 cc in a teaspoon. (Look it up in Google Calculator).

1 US teaspoon = 4.92892159 cc

However, the average amount of ejaculate is 2 to 5cc, not 10cc.

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealt...enandsperm.htm

Since you have based your calculation on an average ejaculate of one teaspoon (not 10 cc), your numbers are unchanged by this fact.


(Very strange for me to see calculations done in English measure, BTW)

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^
It's STILL a lot of cum.

[G-Lexington]

I typed 10cc...then decided to go with the teaspoon instead, since I was aiming for gallons. Looks like that was the right call.

Lex

[RaKroma]

621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.

Lex

OMG that's way too many Olympic sized swimming pools of cum.

[G-Lexington]

OMG that's way too many Olympic sized swimming pools of cum.

At 660,000 US gallons in an Olympic-sized swimming pool, that jizz would fill just under 1227 of them.

Lex

[star-warrior]

It'd be like staring at a huge pool of wallpaper paste.

[G-Lexington]

I'd wade through the shallow end, but it might get dangerous to go deeper. Not sure how viscous it would be, and if it'd be a bear to swim through.

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

I'd wade through the shallow end, but it might get dangerous to go deeper. Not sure how viscous it would be, and if it'd be a bear to swim through.

Lex

As long as you take your "breathing Gear", you'll be fine.

[cynicus]

Are you a Catholic circa 1650???

[G-Lexington]

As long as you take your "breathing Gear", you'll be fine.

Breathing gear might be helpful, but I'm most worried about getting that stuff in my eyes...

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

Breathing gear might be helpful, but I'm most worried about getting that stuff in my eyes...

Lex

I have no doubts it would ever make it past your lips.

[purina]

I wonder what body of water contains on average nearest that number of gallons...but I'm not Googling for it.

[freefall]

How many of those little living creatures, aka sperm, have died because sperm is usually wiped up and those guys probably gets crushed when that happens. And they die because they dont reach the target - the egg.

We are all multiple million killers of the little creature called sperm

I have a different thought (I blamed a poem I read three years ago).

Hypothetically if our sperm is capable of fertilising any eggs, can you imagine thousands of rats and cockroaches which are actually our children?

It'd be like staring at a huge pool of wallpaper paste.

I wonder if we could die inhaling all those chlorine component

[csb999]

given that the sole purpose for their existence is fertilize human ova , the failure rate is invariably always well over 99% .

[Axxess]

How many of those little living creatures, aka sperm, have died because sperm is usually wiped up and those guys probably gets crushed when that happens. And they die because they dont reach the target - the egg.

We are all multiple million killers of the little creature called sperm

Are you a Catholic circa 1650???

Life begins at erection.

Whoo, 600.

[voyager1994]

Not a statistics problem, but I'll see what I can do.

World population - 6,973,738,433.
Percentage of world population male - 50.25%
World male population - 3,504,216,824

It is estimated that 26% of the world population is under the age of 15, and 30% is under the age of 18. I'm going to estimate that 23% is under the age of 13, and consider that the average age where ejaculation begins.

It is estimated that 6% of the world population is over the age of 70, and I'll consider that the average age where ejaculation ends.

So 32% of the world is outside the age of ejaculation.

68% of 3,504,216,824 = 2,382,867,441 ejaculators.

It is estimated that the average male has a sexual outlet five times a week on average. That would be 261 times a year.

261 x 3,504,216,824 = 621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year.

The average amount of ejaculate per orgasm is 10cc is one teaspoon.

621,928,402,019 x 1 tsp = 621,928,402,019 tsp ejaculate per year.

There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon.

621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.

Lex

Oh I love maths

[FPNY]

I wonder how much poop is produced by the world population in one day...can Lex figure that one out?

[blackbeltninja]

jstrokesdonk, izzat u?

No. Not Enough Capital Letters In The Sentence For It To Be Him.

-d-

[star-warrior]

Not a statistics problem, but I'll see what I can do.

World population - 6,973,738,433.
Percentage of world population male - 50.25%
World male population - 3,504,216,824

It is estimated that 26% of the world population is under the age of 15, and 30% is under the age of 18. I'm going to estimate that 23% is under the age of 13, and consider that the average age where ejaculation begins.

It is estimated that 6% of the world population is over the age of 70, and I'll consider that the average age where ejaculation ends.

So 32% of the world is outside the age of ejaculation.

68% of 3,504,216,824 = 2,382,867,441 ejaculators.

It is estimated that the average male has a sexual outlet five times a week on average. That would be 261 times a year.

261 x 3,504,216,824 = 621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year.

...

Average ejaculate = 5ml per orgasm

621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year x 5ml per tsp = 3109642010095 ml

1000ml = 1 litre

3109642010095 ml= 3109642010.095 litres

Olympic sized swimming pool of 2m depth, 50 meters long, 25 meters deep would have a volume capacity of 2,500,000 litres

Therefore 3,109,642,010.095/2,500,000 L = 1243.856804038

Or approximately 1244 olympic sized pools.

At 660,000 US gallons in an Olympic-sized swimming pool, that jizz would fill just under 1227 of them.

Lex

Let's not quibble about a few pools between us friends.

Still, imagine swimming in it all.

[borg69unimatrix]

I wonder how much poop is produced by the world population in one day...can Lex figure that one out?

It depends on if you're including Telstra and Refuji in the mix.

[G-Lexington]

I wonder how much poop is produced by the world population in one day...can Lex figure that one out?

Can he? Yes.
Will he? No.

Lex