Obama: Lord of the Flies

[Jack Springer]

Obama's problem with flies continues. I think there was even snow in DC this morning and the flies are still after him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...d-for-fly.html



.... shoo fly.... gotta love the laugh ...



... and they just keep on attacking him ...



... just when you thought it was safe .... it's on his lip ... does he know?





I remember this from 7th grade english .... was not easy sleeping for several nights.

[vidarr]

Please... tell me more!!

[CowboyBob]

All the events going on in the world and you start a thread like this?

[xbuzzerx]

Four dead insects. When do the hearings start?

[Rolyo85]

Why is this Humor-Satire? Humor is supposed to be funny.

[Jack Springer]

All the events going on in the world and you start a thread like this?

How many threads have been started about the color of Boehner's skin?

Laugh a little Bob.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Four dead insects. When do the hearings start?

Let's drag Hillary before a committee to grill her on what she knows about this fly menace! Surely Rand Paul will expose a sinister cover up by Obama!

[FuryOfFirestorm]

How many threads have been started about the color of Boehner's skin?

Laugh a little Bob.

Funny: A grown man willingly exposes himself to chemicals that make him look like an Oompa-Loopa.

Not funny: A grown man swatting a fly.

You must be the guy who writes Victoria Jackson's material.

[eastofeden]

OK Jack...I was giving you alot of leeway because your hatred of Obama matched my hatred of Reagan so I kinda understand...but even I wouldn't have done this (and I was really bad).

[Jack Springer]

If it was GWB with the fly -- the thread would the called hilarious and there would be over 100 comments.

Why does the WH have flies in January -- it's a relatively new building and fully heated -- very strange.

Amityville Horror perhaps?

[xbuzzerx]

He's from Hawaii. Obviously the simplest answer is he smells like pineapple and is attractive to flies.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

If it was GWB with the fly -- the thread would the called hilarious and there would be over 100 comments.

No it wouldn't, because it would still wouldn't be funny. A fly on someone's face isn't funny regardless if it's Obama, GW Bush, Ann Coulter or Hillary Clinton - it's just a fly on someone's face. Now if it was a pie in Obama's face, it would be funny.

[CowboyBob]

If it was GWB with the fly -- the thread would the called hilarious and there would be over 100 comments.

Why does the WH have flies in January -- it's a relatively new building and fully heated -- very strange.

Amityville Horror perhaps?

George W Bush had egg on his face. Tell us about that.

[Telstra]

To the OP, BRAVO. This is hilarious, it took me a few minutes to get back up off the floor.



I LOVE parody threads.

This take on how PESTS just can't leave Obama alone is right on the money.

Didn't read the whole thread but i read this one LOL

[Just_Believe18]

I see you've abandoned your previous thread of black genocide abortion because you refused to actually engage in any kind of discussion on your topic. Instead, you've moved onto creating a junk thread.

[andysayshi]

To the OP, BRAVO. This is hilarious, it took me a few minutes to get back up off the floor.



I LOVE parody threads.

This take on how PESTS just can't leave Obama alone is right on the money.

It's true! No matter how hard Obama tries to get the job done, he is constantly distracted by those annoying insects in congress who just want to wallow in filth, and try to make it stick to the President.

Good call, Jack - very clever thread!

[Rolyo85]

Actually, I would bow to anyone who posted that thread intentionally with that implication. But alas...

[chrisrobin]

Why does the WH have flies in January -- it's a relatively new building and fully heated -- very strange.

Relatively new?

White House construction took place from 1792-1800. Thomas Jefferson moved in - 1801. It was set afire by the British in 1814 (during the War of 1812.)

Now for good part: Lord of the Flies is Hebrew for Beelzebub, aka Satan. So this thread is actually asserting that Pres. Obama must be Satan. He's a Muslim from Kenya and a non-citizen who doesn't understand American exceptionalism and was fist-fucking Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright and the ghost of Saul Alinsky when he was still in Chicago (home of Al Capone). Therefore, he must be Satan.

[Jack Springer]

Relatively new?

White House construction took place from 1792-1800. Thomas Jefferson moved in - 1801. It was set afire by the British in 1814 (during the War of 1812.)

Now for good part: Lord of the Flies is Hebrew for Beelzebub, aka Satan. So this thread is actually asserting that Pres. Obama must be Satan. He's a Muslim from Kenya and a non-citizen who doesn't understand American exceptionalism and was fist-fucking Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright and the ghost of Saul Alinsky when he was still in Chicago (home of Al Capone). Therefore, he must be Satan.

The entire interior of the White House was rebuilt during the Truman Administration. They re-used what they could.

http://www.whitehousemuseum.org/spec...ation-1948.htm

Photo of the interior of the White House during reconstruction in the 1950's ...

http://www.whitehousemuseum.org/imag...1950-shell.jpg

Time to study up on history Chris.

[rareboy]

I get it.

A book about the socio-psychology of a load of teenage boys stranded on an island is the perfect analogy for insects landing on Obama's face.


Uh...and a building re-built about 60 years ago shouldn't have any flies in it. Because flies don't like new buildings.

You're so amazingly clever Jack.

I don't understand why so many people think your threads and posts are idiotic.

Since this thread isn't On-Topic....and Jack mentioned Boehner's skin colour.....

[Centexfarmer]

Obama's problem with flies continues. I think there was even snow in DC this morning and the flies are still after him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...d-for-fly.html



.... shoo fly.... gotta love the laugh ...



... and they just keep on attacking him ...



... just when you thought it was safe .... it's on his lip ... does he know?





I remember this from 7th grade english .... was not easy sleeping for several nights.

This HAS GOT TO BE one of your most creative threads yet!

[rareboy]

Actually,speaking of unsightly things on politicians' face, who could forget:

[Jack Springer]

^^^

Obama's pics are all natural, organic -- no photoshop.

Sorry you don't have a sense of humor.

[Rolyo85]

And it took only a few days for it to turn into reality:



http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2013/01...#disqus_thread

[chrisrobin]

Since this thread isn't On-Topic....and Jack mentioned Boehner's skin colour.....

I always thought he was a Papist!

[Jack Springer]

^^^

Making fun of a person's skin color? How low can you go.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

^^^

Making fun of a person's skin color? How low can you go.

If his skin was actually orange because of factors out of his control, then making fun of it would be out of bounds.

Since Bohner willingly overdoses on tanning spray, his skin color is fair game.

Quit manufacturing outrage Jack.

[Jack Springer]

Laugh guys laugh. You'll grow old before your time.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Laugh guys laugh. You'll grow old before your time.

Oh i'm definitely laughing...at your feeble attempts at trolling. You make me laugh almost as hard as I did when Romney got his ass handed to him on November 2012.

[rareboy]

Laugh guys laugh. You'll grow old before your time.

I think the most hilarious part of all of this is you thinking that somehow, a book you read as a teenager somehow had a relationship to the flies on Obama's face...and not getting the equation with Obama the anti-Christ...Beelzebub himself, one of the knuckle dragging bible thumping names for Satan .

Beelzebub, or Baalzebûb, the Philistine god of Accaron (Ekron), scarcely 25 miles west of Jerusalem, whose oracle King Ochozias (Ahaziah) attempted to consult in his last illness, IV (II) Kings, i, 2. It is only as an oracle that the god is known to us; no other mention of him occurs in the Old Testament. The name is commonly translated "the lord of the flies", and the god is supposed to be so called either because as a sun god he brings the flies, though the Ba'al was probably not a sun god, or more likely because he is invoked to drive away the flies from the sacrifice, like the Zeus Apomuios, who drove them from Olympia, or the hero Myiagros in Arcadia.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02388c.htm

So, as Joe points out....for the bandy legged, mentally deficient descendants of cousin fuckers across the land...the use of 'Lord of the Flies' has no ha ha meaning at all...instead it will be thundered from the pulpits in the white frame churches of families of former slave owners as a sign of the End Times. And it is only moments before FOX and Rush figure out how to run with it as well, I have no doubt.

[CowboyBob]

^^^

Making fun of a person's skin color? How low can you go.

Laugh Springer laugh. You'll grow old before your time.

[Jack Springer]

You really don't have a sense of humor, do you.

I think the most hilarious part of all of this is you thinking that somehow, a book you read as a teenager somehow had a relationship to the flies on Obama's face...and not getting the equation with Obama the anti-Christ...Beelzebub himself, one of the knuckle dragging bible thumping names for Satan .



So, as Joe points out....for the bandy legged, mentally deficient descendants of cousin fuckers across the land...the use of 'Lord of the Flies' has no ha ha meaning at all...instead it will be thundered from the pulpits in the white frame churches of families of former slave owners as a sign of the End Times. And it is only moments before FOX and Rush figure out how to run with it as well, I have no doubt.

[xbuzzerx]

Jack in a totally different context I'd find it funny. But the penchant around here for the CE&P Republicans to begin adopting-- and it's definitely adopting-- the pretense of legitimate outrage over these sorts of silly things is why it's hard to take it as a joke.

If Rareboy said "let's kill all the gays" I'd laugh. If a theocrat in Africa said it I wouldn't find it funny.

[rareboy]

Well Springer, let's just say that I'm expecting that your next foray into the world of 'humour' will be to post Obama as a monkey pic.

And how is your original anology of Golding's novel supposed to be either relevant or humorous in this thread? I don't get it.

I wrote an academic paper on Lord of the Flies comparing the rise of the Nazi party through to the Nuremburg trials to the boys on the island.

You do realize that Golding wasn't writing about flies don't you?

[CowboyBob]

You really don't have a sense of humor, do you.

Laugh Springer laugh. You'll grow old before your time.

[Jack Springer]

Well Springer, let's just say that I'm expecting that your next foray into the world of 'humour' will be to post Obama as a monkey pic.

And how is your original anology of Golding's novel supposed to be either relevant or humorous in this thread? I don't get it.

I wrote an academic paper on Lord of the Flies comparing the rise of the Nazi party through to the Nuremburg trials to the boys on the island.

You do realize that Golding wasn't writing about flies don't you?

You really don't have a sense of humor -- the man has had A LOT of flies land on his face while he was speaking.

You and your buddies are making a bigger deal out of this than you need to -- over analyzing something that had some humor.

Not everything needs to be taken seriously.

[xbuzzerx]

In fairness re: sense of humor, Jack, I made a joke right back.

[frankfrank]

Four dead insects. When do the hearings start?

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

Oh...wait...they're IN-SEX INSECTS...

[chrisrobin]

^^^
How low can you go.

What did you have in mind?

[rareboy]

You really don't have a sense of humor -- the man has had A LOT of flies land on his face while he was speaking.

You and your buddies are making a bigger deal out of this than you need to -- over analyzing something that had some humor.

Not everything needs to be taken seriously.

No I do have a sense of humour. When something is really funny...I smile or laugh.

You not understanding the origin of 'Lord of the Flies' actually made me laugh.

It was like watching the equivalent of someone slipping on a banana peel...or having a cartoon piano fall on them.

[frankfrank]

^ Or, better yet, having the piano fall on him like at 3:29 in this video...LOL LOL LOL

[Durango95]

What's that joke about flies leaving fresh shit to follow someone? Anyone remember?