The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[maxpowr9]

Why do you think he's straight? Girlfriend?

Lex

He has children. I think the situation of him gushing over Johnny Depp with some guy and the other guy being completely awkward about it was made me conclude he wasn't straight. There's a big difference between acknowledging someone is good-looking and crushing on them.

I had to bite my lip because he thought Johnny Depp was a good actor when in fact he has been playing the same character since Edward Scissorhands.

[pat grimshaw]

^ Johnny Depp has jumped the shark, IMO

Give me Daniel Day-Lewis and/or Alessandro Calza

[refujiunderground]

It depends. If you're feeling covert hostility, it's a problem. If it's just a matter of "this is the type of a guy I couldn't see myself dating," eh, hard to fault you for that. We all have our preferences.

As a very effeminate guy, I'm sad that you feel that way, though. I think I need to go watch I Love Lucy episodes and cry as I look longingly into the eyes of Desi Arnaz.

you're effeminate? judging by your voice, pictures and things you said about yourself from your drinking habits to your attitude, i thought you were very masculine and to be honest, you come off a bit intimidating sometimes. more of the "rah rah" type of guy that goes to sports games, is loud and obnoxious. i just can't picture you being effeminate or for that matter, watching something like i love lucy. it would be really interesting to see if you actually had a soft side. i'd be shocked.

as for the whole effeminate thing, it's more of my discomfort about being gay. an effeminate gay guy puts it out there more so than a masculine guy. me, i haven't got to that point where i can let it all out yet where i am 100 percent comfortable being out. it's internalized homophobia. it's scary to me because i've been dodging the truth my whole life and i'm basically face to face with it where it's like "here it is. i have to live with it". but i'm conflicted though. i want to come out and unleash everything that i have stored up where i can hang a rainbow flag on the wall, go to the gay pride parade, go to the gay bar, go on dates, be open to a relationship and not run around on some secret agent man being scared to let the whole world know that i have a boyfriend. i want to come out and live my life as a gay man openly but i'm NOT ready yet.

i envy all you effeminate guys outthere. it seems so much easier for you guys to do whatever you have to do because you're open and out where as someone like me who is coming out has to basically kick the door open. hell, what's worse is that folks don't even believe me either because i come off to "masculine".

It is basically just filler. It has no meaning. lol




Honestly, I don't think you should force yourself to relate to these films just because they're gay-themed. Not that you should feel "above watching them" or anything, but many of these films suffer from low-budgets, they're poorly written and they aren't really diverse in their portrayals of gay/lesbian people.

It's like when I try to watch films or shows targeted at black people and sometimes I'm just like..."cannot relate to this...at all." Just because I'm black, doesn't mean I am able to relate to all black peoples experiences.

Anyway, if you just want to start off watching gay-themed films featuring traditionally masculine characters, just focus on that and maybe that will help you feel more comfortable.

i agree. some of the gay films that i saw over the past few days looked pretty damn bad. the messed up part is that it was the same two companies that produced it and they were unheard. kind of crazy.

[refujiunderground]

^ did you miss the part where he said he was only joking about being feminine?

yeah, i missed it. just saw it just now looking up. i'm slow, man. forgive me.

[G-Lexington]

I just saw Franekweenie. Enh. I really liked the feel and look of it all, but it didn't ever go beyond tat for me. I feel kind of bad because the person I saw it with cried his eyes out.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

There are a lot of pets dying (and coming back to life).

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Some people asked me who it was who had such a lovely, feminine voice.

Well, he has given me permission to tell you. It's our Gentleheart, Huntneo. I love the soft femininity of his voice. It enhances his Southern accent, too.

He has a fantastic voice. Though so do you, Mr. Bessler.

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

I loved wreck it ralph so good and had good morals was very moving and funny.

But I'm dying to see this looks awesome

[Scealle]

There are a lot of pets dying (and coming back to life).

Lex

Yeah indeed I can somewhat relate to this. I had a pet do that got poisoned years ago back when I was a teen and I really wish I could bring it to life



I've been meaning to watch that and Wreck-It Ralph. From what I've seen, my favorite animated film of last year was ParaNorman[/QUOTE]

Wreck-It-Ralph is really good I give huge props to ParaNorman the way they make it. Holy cow so much work put into that animated film! #D itself already takes forever to produce. Mine was Brave. How they animate that curl haird OMG

Same here! Wreck-It-Ralph was really good, you'll love it.

Agreed

[xbuzzerx]

Confession: I do not like ice cream cake, and I never have. IT'S POINTLESS. AND IT'S TOO HARD TO CUT! >:c(

^ I've always found it quite bland. lol


my confession: I have to stop, take a moment and check myself on a daily basis when I get upset about my first world problems. ex: flipping my lid when UPS doesn't deliver my package in time.

Have either of you had Cold Stone ice cream cake?

Get out of my way.

[G-Lexington]

For her wedding, my sister decided to have an ice cream wedding cake.
At an outdoor wedding.
On Memorial Day Weekend.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

How's that diet, Neo?

[xbuzzerx]

Cold Stone is the exception. I've always been force-fed Carvel, which in my mind is, as Huntneo said, bland.

But if I'm going to Cold Stone, I'd rather get a sample of vanilla ice cream. :c)

Somebody trollen.

[G-Lexington]

Cold Stone is the exception. I've always been force-fed Carvel, which in my mind is, as Huntneo said, bland.

But if I'm going to Cold Stone, I'd rather get a sample of vanilla ice cream. :c)

Oh, I'll give you a sample of vanilla ice cream...

...that sounded hotter in my head than on the screen. Oh well.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Oh, I'll give you a sample of vanilla ice cream...

...that sounded hotter in my head than on the screen. Oh well.

Lex

Your mom went to Cold Stone.

[G-Lexington]

Your mom went to Cold Stone.

No, my Mom WAS cold stone.



Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

this is probably both a racist and sexist confession, but it seems like 9 times out of 10, whenever I'm stuck behind a car on the highway that's driving under the speed limit, it ends up being a black female.

I lost my shit this afternoon when I was stuck behind this woman driving 25 mph on a 50 mph highway IN THE LEFT LANE for like 5 miles.

It's geographic. If you lived here, it'd be some 85 yo man, or an illegal alien.

[G-Lexington]

We have a belief that bad women drivers tend to be slow, so you can take your time and notice them. Bad male drivers are nearly always speeders, so they're gone before you noticed their gender.

Lex

[MissAnne]

I confess that Im not a prude but I wanted to cover my eyes during tonight's love scene on scandal .

[G-Lexington]

I confess that I had an amazing Valentine's Day...and I'm ready for it to be over so I can go on Facebook again and not read a bunch of people ranting about how much they hate it. Next year, I'll try to remember to leave the account inactive from Feb 11th thru the 15th...

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Basically anyone in my Facebook is there as a survivor of a culling process that goes on about every month or two. There may not be any particular reason for why I remove someone other than that we aren't interacting at all and aren't very close.

[G-Lexington]

Basically anyone in my Facebook is there as a survivor of a culling process that goes on about every month or two. There may not be any particular reason for why I remove someone other than that we aren't interacting at all and aren't very close.

Unfortunately, my Facebook is both a keep-in-touch thing AND a networking tool. I do a lot of work-related things via Facebook. I used to have two accounts - one for personal and one for work. But it got difficult and annoying to swap between the two, or post in both, so now it's consolidated into one. Basically, I just have to "hide from feed" whenever someone posts something that's excessively annoying...and hope they don't post anything really relevant. (If they do, I pull out the "gee, I guess I missed that" excuse.)

Lex

[G-Lexington]

Like, right into the envelope?

Lex

[oakpope]

In a syringe would be more practical, wouldn't it ?

[maxpowr9]

In a syringe would be more practical, wouldn't it ?

Speaking of syringes, the biologics I have started have done nothing for my arthritis in my hands though my knees are better.

[BronzeBoyturnedBronzeMan]

wouldnt it dry up and just be some flakey shit. u would have to shoot one hell of a load to do that. why am even respondin idk. lol

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i remember i was watchin porn one time. and these dudes made cum lolipops. i was like ............ hahahahaah really i could do was laugh

[xbuzzerx]

It said to shoot a few loads into a bottle like a gatorade bottle. Or leave it tied up in a condom.

Gag.

Control your anticipation, Kien.

[xbuzzerx]

Omg just shut up.



And mail me your load.

I don't know if it'll all fit in just one gatorade bottle. I could probably work it down to that little by thinking of you.

[xbuzzerx]

Kissing and telling.

[MissAnne]

While I confess that Glee has Jumped The Shark, I appreciate the line:

"You have to put your love somewhere..." Making me no longer feel stupid for engaging in unrequited love.

Best line in the world!

[glasvegas]

I am not a good bottom.

[xbuzzerx]

Me neither!

Do people always confuse your front and back?

[glasvegas]

lol why do you say?

I'm a lazy bottom.

I can't be fucked for a long time. I get sore.

LOL at Kien and Buzzy

[xbuzzerx]

I don't get it.

But I know people always confuse your face and your butt.

WINNER.

Is Kien talking?

[xbuzzerx]

wahhh wahhhhhh wah wah Wah Wah , wah wah wahh wahhhhh.

Does anyone speak Trumpet?

[G-Lexington]

I confess that I drove my diet into a ditch this afternoon and I feel awesome. Gonna have a full-belly nap now.

Lex

[ronboy]

I confess that I am still hopelessly, totally and positively in love with PreTTy PeTe...

[refujiunderground]

I know that it's mathematically impossible, but I routinely feel like I'm the only unattractive gay man in the entire NYC metro area.

when you aren't able to get ANY dates on okcupid or for that matter, can get anybody to fuck you, then you can say that. as far as i know from what you've said about yourself, you can't say that. i have more of a reason to say that about myself than you do as i'm having trouble finding guys on okcupid. i'm overcoming the frustration though even though i do get angry about it sometimes.

[refujiunderground]

If I were single and living in NYC...it would be my fucking PLAYGROUND!!!!

you most definitely would be good.

[refujiunderground]

yeah... I'm quickly coming up on 2 years since I've had anal sex

well, at least you've had sex before and been on dates. when you reach a certain age and you haven't done either, you start to think something is wrong with you on why you haven't done it or passed up opportunities or blew your chances when you did have someone that you were interested in you. it's even worse if you have low self esteem about yourself already where this just becomes a low blow. but enough of that fucking sob story talk though, it's getting me depressed. bad enough, some of the threads in here are actually pissing me off.

[oakpope]

^ try 44 years, and in Paris

How would cost a complete change of head/face/body in plastic surgery ?
Never mind, I haven't got money enough to change my little toe

[refujiunderground]

^ try 44 years, and in Paris

How would cost a complete change of head/face/body in plastic surgery ?
Never mind, I haven't got money enough to change my little toe

man,

[xbuzzerx]

I remember thinking that it completely BLEW MY MIND how any gay man could be single and/or having trouble finding dates, sex, etc. while living in NYC. Mind-boggling.

BUT--it just goes to show just how tough it can be to make connections with people in any shape,form,or fashion...no matter how many prospects there are in the area.

You're not unattractive, loki. When it comes to finding new guys to me...are you using all of the avenues available to you?

LOL, it's like that with living in LA too. I'm sure there's no shortage of gay people here, but I can certainly go weeks at a time between seeing any.

[maxpowr9]

there should be a service where you pay someone to go out on a date with you and afterwards, they'll tell you everything you did wrong

I get first dates ok enough, but since breaking up with my ex last spring, I couldn't tell you the last time I had a second date with a guy who was looking for anything more than friendship... I seem to get good marks on personality (funny, good conversationalist, etc), so I'm left to assume that I'm horribly ugly.

I'm kind of over the whole dating scene. I don't care to do the dance or play the silly romance games anymore. Hell, at this point, I would marry my roomie just for the tax break. I think after being stuck as manager with a crazy woman tending bar the past few weekends in the morning/afternoon, she can't shut the fuck up about her children and it makes me want to be single. I could rant further on her but no need. However, I will take solace in the fact that she thinks it's sexy that I haven't shaven in five days.

[G-Lexington]

there should be a service where you pay someone to go out on a date with you and afterwards, they'll tell you everything you did wrong.

I actually have offered to do this for a chronic one-dater. For free, since he's kind of an online friend. We never have done it since we don't live near each other, but I wouldn't mind doing it if he thought he could handle the critique.

Lex

[maxpowr9]

I actually have offered to do this for a chronic one-dater. For free, since he's kind of an online friend. We never have done it since we don't live near each other, but I wouldn't mind doing it if he thought he could handle the critique.

Lex

I think the main reason people fail on the first date is that they give away way too much personal details.

[G-Lexington]

I think the main reason people fail on the first date is that they give away way too much personal details.

I think that might be problematic on a first date, but certainly not a deal-breaker. I think some people get a bit obsessive about faults, and can start harping on them from the outset. There's nothing wrong with being at peace with them, or even making mention of them, but they shouldn't be the focus of the conversation. "Here are all the reasons somebody might not like me."

I just think first dates should be about finding your common ground. Finding topics you can chat about comfortably. And unless somebody has the same issues you have, and feels the same about them, it's tough to truly bond there. Yeah, I can empathize about feeling ugly or whatever, but I don't know if "here's someone I can talk to about feeling that other people think I'm unattractive" is really somebody I'd latch onto.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

I don't know if it's horribly depressing. One might say it has some possible hints as to avoid the forever-alone fate. (Whether or not they're sufficient remains to be seen.)

Anyone want to get naked with the gargoyle?

Lex

[martin6]

Anyone want to get naked with the gargoyle?

Lex

I'll be naked whenever, wherever. Is that a confession? An invitation? You decide.

[glasvegas]

there should be a service where you pay someone to go out on a date with you and afterwards, they'll tell you everything you did wrong

I get first dates ok enough, but since breaking up with my ex last spring, I couldn't tell you the last time I had a second date with a guy who was looking for anything more than friendship... I seem to get good marks on personality (funny, good conversationalist, etc), so I'm left to assume that I'm horribly ugly.

You look gorgeous to me.