The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[xbuzzerx]

(In reference to a post comment)

YES! TWO!

[borg69unimatrix]

Some species have all the luck.

[G-Lexington]

(In reference to a post comment)

YES! TWO!

Were I a shark, I'd gladly trade one of them for the chance to take a nap.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Were I a shark, I'd gladly trade one of them for the chance to take a nap.

Lex

Weak airbreather.

[maxpowr9]

So I'm having a friend over for dinner tonight and we decided to go classy...


I was a groomsman at his wedding, thus the glass.

[G-Lexington]

Weak airbreather.

Water-bound crankmeister. I'm going to go back up to the clock tower to have sex, and then sleep it off.

Lex

[maxpowr9]

Should have added this is why das boot exists...

[borg69unimatrix]

So I'm having a friend over for dinner tonight and we decided to go classy...


I was a groomsman at his wedding, thus the glass.

If xBuzzerx and GiancarloC invite you over, you ARE the dinner. It's not a friendly endearing term when xBuzzerx calls you "Chum".

[G-Lexington]

I confess I'm listening to Human League's Crash album. It's gloriously awful.



Lex

[G-Lexington]

I thought you were in Nevada - you'd think that'd be close enough to Mormon Central to still have this in shops. God knows we have it here in Denver.



The picture's from Amazon, so yes, it's still available to you.

Lex

[The Fly]

Part of the problem: they don't make Postum anymore.

I confess; I thought this said "they don't make Possums anymore".

[G-Lexington]

Lexy!

Wikipedia: " In May 2012, Kraft licensed the Postum trademark to Eliza’s Quest Food, and Postum began being sold through the Postum.com website.[11] As of December 2012 - Eliza’s Quest Food has succeeded in returning Postum to a limited number of stores, primarily in the state of Utah.[12]"

Lexy, they just very recently brought it back!

Thank you, a thousand times over. I think I love you. Will you marry me?

I told you they still had it - there's a lot of Mormons here in Denver, and they all swear by it.

But I don't know if I'm ready to settle down. Can we make it an open marriage?

Lex

[Callum]

I'm a closeted Taylor Swift fan. Don't tell anyone, they will all be disappointed.

[G-Lexington]

You should be Red with embarrassment.

Lex

[oakpope]

I think I love you. Will you marry me?

Get in line bitch !

[Axxess]

I blocked Huntneo's new avatar. The rapid motion out of the corner of my eye was too distracting. That, and it's kinda creepy the way she just grows parts of her head out of her head like that.

[Scealle]

Can you actually block people's avatar? lol I have to confess I found that avatar a bit creepy myself. I also confess I wish I had a better body. But I hate going to the gym. Can dancing and figure skating make you buff?

[G-Lexington]

Get in line bitch !

Relax - it's an open marriage. You'll still get your turn. Or turns.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

awww...sorry, guys.

Do what you have to do.

It's a cool video, but yes, a somewhat distracting avatar. Not as distracting as the naked guy avatars, but distracting.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

$65,000 worth?!

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

Can you actually block people's avatar? lol I have to confess I found that avatar a bit creepy myself. I also confess I wish I had a better body. But I hate going to the gym. Can dancing and figure skating make you buff?

I've seen the pix in your album... you're adorable!!! You have NOTHING to complain about, Mister.

[Scealle]

I've seen the pix in your album... you're adorable!!! You have NOTHING to complain about, Mister.

Thnx
I kinda want to be like Sascha Radetsky in the MV below. Dancing my way into guy's hearts

[borg69unimatrix]

Thnx
I kinda want to be like Sascha Radetsky in the MV below. Dancing my way into guy's hearts

As far as I can tell, you're every bit as cute as he is.

[G-Lexington]

distracting HOW?

My previous avatar moved as well.

Sorry for bothering everyone. I'll change it to a regular image.

Dunno. Just drew the eye a lot. Even more so than other moving images. And it's not like I didn't know the image - I was well-aware of the Hunter video. Didn't mean to suggest you should change it.

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

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The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread
by: xbuzzerx, at: 01/22/2013 - 23:38pm

Congrats again xBuzzerx on being #1 !!!!

[xbuzzerx]

Congrats again xBuzzerx on being #1 !!!!

I can't take any credit. It's just the popularity of the confessions thread as a hangout. We needed it back.

[maxpowr9]

Mind=blown right now.

So I was watching the Colbert Report during lunch and all of a sudden I see my former college roommate being interviewed. I was never a huge fan of his writing. I took offense that he was an "arts critic" without having parttaken in it. Passion is one thing but I equate it to a confirmed bachelor offering maritial advice. However, kudos to him and getting published especially after he struggled with the NYT buyout.

[xbuzzerx]

Ok so this is really really really embarrassing, but I don't care because I know you guys are kind and understanding people who are willing to look past people's flaws and mistakes.






I am a nose picker. And sometimes I go in so deep, it makes me tear up. Like...there'll be streams of tears dripping down my face. Literally.

I see you guys judging me

We already knew that.

Also, you were born XXY. I wasn't supposed to tell you.

[xbuzzerx]

Well. You're a stupid head.

I have a confession for JUB.

This is what I'm going to do to Kien next time he enters the ocean.

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

Ok so this is really really really embarrassing, but I don't care because I know you guys are kind and understanding people who are willing to look past people's flaws and mistakes.








I am a nose picker. And sometimes I go in so deep, it makes me tear up. Like...there'll be streams of tears dripping down my face. Literally.

I see you guys judging me

Stop penertrating your nose with your finger its meant to be for the ass.......................

[xbuzzerx]

Pffft.

Kien, everyone picks their nose; it's just that nobody wants to admit it.

Ashy... your avatar... on the topic of picking noses... lmao.

[borg69unimatrix]

I can picture xBuzzerx wearing these while playing video games on weekends.

[xbuzzerx]

^ A great start. Needs more sharks, though.

[borg69unimatrix]

Ahem.

I can picture him NOT wearing them.

Well yes... I can picture the theme to Jaws too... but didn't say which one of us would be playing it.

[xbuzzerx]

Ahem.

I can picture him NOT wearing them.

Me with a stuffed animal shark over my crotch like Mitchy's pic. It's possible.

[borg69unimatrix]

[G-Lexington]

Me with a stuffed animal shark over my crotch like Mitchy's pic. It's possible.

Bite me.

Lex

[loveguys72]

Bite me.

Lex

Best pic EVAR!

[xbuzzerx]

Bite me.

Lex

I did not give you permission to share our porn, G-Lex.

[G-Lexington]

That's not the porn pic. Me fucking your gill - THAT's the porn pic.

They're named the Colorado Ovaries?

Valkyries. Now-defunct women's semi-pro (American) football team.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

That's not the porn pic. Me fucking your gill - THAT's the porn pic.

Lex

No wonder I can't remember it, I passed out from not being able to breathe. Damn, you kinky.

[G-Lexington]

Given the choice between the hole with the teeth and the one without, I think I made the right call.

Lex

[rareboy]

Cringing.................


Thanks for the reassurance


HAHA I was cracking up

You can pick your friends.

You can pick your nose.

You should not pick your friend's nose.

I'll bet you pee in the shower too.

[G-Lexington]

Or MANGINA? And what if it was two sizes too small?

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

^ Boyvagine.

[maxpowr9]

^ A better shirt would read "tongue my poop chute".

[refujiunderground]

Bite me.

Lex

a foreshadowing in the form of a picture. exit lexington, enter lexadamus.

[maxpowr9]

Good confession. I think Undercover Brother is a fucking hilarious movie. ♥NPH in this movie too.

[justsimon]

So earlier, I was peeing. And a thought occurred to me: What would happen if I jumped while peeing? So I hopped(not jumped!). You only make that mistake once.........

What did you think would happen?

[justsimon]

I just received some very good news that I can only share with a few people (family members). I want to go out and celebrate tomorrow, but can't tell anyone why. And, no, I won't share it here either.