Extremely elaborate sexual fantasies ? (Boarding Perversion)

[Comrad]

Ok don't laugh. Im sure this will raise an eyebrow or two but just bear with me. To make it short im going to only give you the high lights. Things to keep in mind as your reading this. I have not had sex in a month, Im feeling rather odd. Also I have a very '!' big imagination. And I was smoking so here we go. I was also masturbating at the time also....
This kinda gets weird, to the point of perversion. Don't Judge me......


I have this on going idea that my seamen is the 'antidote'. In the sense my seaman could cure cancer, aids, the common cold, ect ect. It even energizes human cells and give you energy . Mind you can only receive the affects of my seaman if its either inject directly into you--and it has to be fresh (im so horny).
Some how the secret gets out that my seaman is far from human then BAM. Im all over the news papers. I have billionaires offering me half of their fortune for me lay with them. Now I have women and men outside of my apartment building holding up posters and signs begging for my children. People are on the news now discussing my super seed. I have straight guys just dieing for my seed! (HOT ONES!)

Over time it was then found that my seaman could also reverse the hands of time and grant temporary youth--yes my seaman now can turn back the hands of time! Then some how my mom is now on TV giving interviews about how she feels about all of this. Flash forward a few years--I think Ill stop here before someone calls the psych ward and have me locked upp.......


I know none of this sounds even remotely normal. WTF is wrong with me...Not gonna lie tho it was fun to fantasies about for a moment! Am I that big of a narcissist I could wrap an entire world around myself--and be completely comfortable with it.
Why I love these forums. Where else could I have shared this with anyone!

[Audio Tech]

Damn, I could use some of what you were smoking!

[loveguys72]

Mmmm-kay then.

[cgymike]

Ok my semen count just went up looking at that pic. Their dicks need to salute not the hands.

[G-Lexington]

Flip the scenario. your semen is a deadly poison when taken internally, and kills the person on 24 hours without a trace. You are therefore hired by the government to be a covert secret agent who takes out any hot guy they want out of the way.

Hopefully, this version will remove the biggest problem involved with your fantasy - the cameo by your mom.

Lex

[Taz]

the biggest problem involved with your fantasy - the cameo by your mom.

Truer words will not be spoken in this thread.

[hylas]

so basically youd be fucking the sick and the old nonstop? and it would be unethical for you not to give that cancer-ridden kid a creampie?

aaaaaaaaanyway, that horrifying image aside, i think your elaborate fatasy is hilarious, in a really good way. i often have the weirdest fantasy scenarios that make zero sense if i thought about it too much, but are really hot in the moment. and yes, they can be elaborate as fuck, and are all hilariously narcissistic, to the point that i make myself laugh.

[refujiunderground]

yeah...I have fantasies about seamen too

good gawd!!

you got any more pics of these two?

[EuroSoccer]

Really, I would stop taking LSD if I was you Comrad
Just a friendly advice

[Comrad]

Flip the scenario. your semen is a deadly poison when taken internally, and kills the person on 24 hours without a trace. You are therefore hired by the government to be a covert secret agent who takes out any hot guy they want out of the way.

Hopefully, this version will remove the biggest problem involved with your fantasy - the cameo by your mom.

Lex

That does sound kinda hot in a Dexter kind of way. Humm who knows maybe I could turn all of this into some kind of series that could take me who knows where. Im gonna start writing all of this shit down and hope it goes some where instead of me dropping dead next week and having people read this shit out-loud and reveal just how freaky I really am. And ya. That was weird to have my mom pop in on this senerio guess i should write around that.

so basically youd be fucking the sick and the old nonstop? and it would be unethical for you not to give that cancer-ridden kid a creampie?

aaaaaaaaanyway, that horrifying image aside, i think your elaborate fatasy is hilarious, in a really good way. i often have the weirdest fantasy scenarios that make zero sense if i thought about it too much, but are really hot in the moment. and yes, they can be elaborate as fuck, and are all hilariously narcissistic, to the point that i make myself laugh.

Thank you for not making me feel alone here. In fact im happy this thread is positive in a certain way lol. I was kinda shocked but happy I posted this now. Found out some interesting fact. Had NO idea their were some that were immune to HIV but I do believe it. They say their are always those 1% who are immune to certain dies and what not but I go to far. And NO their was no one old or sick looking in my fantasy. I figured now that I was calling the shots my room was filled with hotties taking care of me hand and foot. I was basically the KING. And it was good ; )

[rareboy]

Bong





Semen



Seamen



There, there, they're over there with their seamen.

[rareboy]

Boarding on



Bordering on

[G-Lexington]

Good spelling and grammar are two of rareboy's fetishes.

Lex

[sixthson]

Good spelling and grammar are two of rareboy's fetishes.

Lex

Why do you think he had cum in his hand?

[rareboy]

Spelling and Grammar Teacher and Boy who used 'their' for 'there.'


See. Fun for all.

[FanofFiction]

When I was really young my fantasies were always very elaborate, convoluted, complicated things. In part, this was to make them less gay I think. Your fantasy reminds me of that, how you would have to have sex with guys because to not do so was unethical.

Now that I'm 28 my fantasies are more straight to the point. I meet a guy, we fuck. I suppose it is sort of boring. Part of me misses the long, drawn out fantasies of youth.

[MrRochesterNY]

I always new their was something I liked about rareboy! Its to bad more people writing hear dont listen 2 him.

[G-Lexington]

I'll admit that sometimes my fantasies "get away from me". I end up coming up with bizarre sideplots and backstories that really don't have much bearing on why I'm fucking that guy in that backroom. But at the same time, they do tend to flesh the story out and make it more "real". And it's fun to do.

Lex