
Originally Posted by
G-Lexington
If you REALLY want a long thread, here's what you do.
1. Start one in Hot Topics (not CO&R) entitled "Is he gay?" or "Mixed messages from friend" or "I'm going crazy!" The more low-key the better, however.
2. Post about some guy in the periphery of your life. Maybe a guy in one of your classes, or the guy who works at the grocery store you go to.
3. Give a couple of very vague indications that the guy might be gay AND interested. Keep them very subtle. He seems to dress nice. He doesn't seem to have a girlfriend. When a hot girl walked by, he didn't look twice. He seems to look at you a bit longer than he would seem to. He seems a bit nicer to you than one would assume. Only list two or three.
4. Suggest that you find him mildly intriguing, and wonder aloud if there's some way you can find out he's gay and/or interested, without actually telling HIM that you're gay and/or interested.
5. Post back in two or three days. Thank everybody (sweepingly) who gave any suggestions. Don't give any sign of following any of the suggestions. Instead, list one new sign that the guy might be gay or interested.
6. If everybody seems to think the guy is definitely gay or interested, post instead a counter-example to suggest the guy is straight and/or not interested to throw the thread into confusion.
7. Never post any interaction with the guy that isn't exceptionally desultory. But point out as many things in that conversation that might be consider proof positive or negative towards your hypothesis.
8. Repeat steps 5 thru 7 until your thread reaches the tenth page.
9. Collect your Official Gargoyle JUB Soap Opera Thread Award.
Lex