Funny/cute/amazing/hot/cool/interesting/entertaining pics and gifs with captions

[RonR18]

"WTF did you just call me? A turkey?? You call me that again and I'll show you who the turkey is!"

[RonR18]

[RonR18]

"Well hello there...I'm your new neighbor from next door. Since your patio door was unlocked, I thought I'd just cum inside to borrow your TV for a football game tomorrow night. The reason I was creeping around so quietly is because I thought you were asleep, and I didn't want to disturb you."

[RonR18]

"Alright inmates, tighten up this shower line! There's a female nurse coming through and anyone who has their penis exposed will be charged with a felony for indecent exposure. And anyone who gets an erection will be charged with a felony for sexual assault...so just visualize the guy in front of you as your granny. We give felonies away in this jail like candy on Halloween, so don't even think about trying me!"

[RonR18]

"Hey dude, what are you in jail for? You don't mind if we soap up your butt, do you?"

[RonR18]

Cupid at a jet ski race giving the thumbs up for Bender, who's in the lead...

[RonR18]

"Look dude, I broke in your house, I admit it...butt why is it necessary to strip me down, tie me up, and then take my rectal temperature before calling the cops? And why are you taking a picture of my butt??"

[Kyanimal]

"Look dude, I broke in your house, I admit it...butt why is it necessary to strip me down, tie me up, and then take my rectal temperature before calling the cops? And why are you taking a picture of my butt??"

Seriously, Officer! After he broke in, all I wanted to do was Play with his Feet! He just proved to be so damned Ticklish, and refused to hold STILL!

You can take Him to the jail showers, now!

And, Oh!, may I show you the weed stash that he was after?

What? I have to cum along, too!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[RonR18]

Seriously, Officer! After he broke in, all I wanted to do was Play with his Feet! He just proved to be so damned Ticklish, and refused to hold STILL!

You can take Him to the jail showers, now!

And, Oh!, may I show you the weed stash that he was after?

What? I have to cum along, too!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

"Sorry sir, butt that quantity of weed is now legal in this state, hehe."

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"Doc, I thought you were just going to take my rectal temperature...what in the world have you got in my anus?"

[RonR18]

"Oh Dad, when are you going to start knocking before you barge in my room...you caught me finger fucking myself again!"

"Butt this is the only way I can get a good view of the show, son...I'm getting too old to bend down and use a mirror under the crack of your door."

"Damn Dad, I'm beginning to think I'm just a chip off the old gay block."

"I'm not gay, son...just curious."

"And you're taking pictures of me with my hand on my butt? Seriously? What are you going to do with them?"

"I'm just going to put them in the family photo album, where they belong."

"Well, as long as you don't post them on the Internet, I guess it's alright."

[RonR18]

"Go ahead and spread your butt cheeks apart, inmate. I just need to do a quick body cavity search...it shouldn't take more than 15 minutes."

[RonR18]

JUBbers mooning on Anal street in JUBberville...

[RonR18]

"Are you sure you're with the health department? The reason I ask is because there's so many homosexuals lurking around in this park, and I've never had a straight doctor offer to give me a free testicular exam."

[mrbeebs]

I knew this would quickly sprial down from funny stuff to porno

Well played, internet. Well played.

[RonR18]

I knew this would quickly sprial down from funny stuff to porno

Well played, internet. Well played.

Lol, butt mrbeebs, butts can be just as funny as cats...and it's been a mix of nude pics from page 1.

[mrbeebs]

Lol, butt butt mrbeebs, butts can be just as funny as cats...and it's been a mix of nude pics from page 1.

this is true.

here's some cat porn.

[mrbeebs]

and a cute kitteh

[RonR18]

"Why are you crying, Dave?"

"These are tears of joy, Chaz! Out of all the straight masseurs advertising on Craigslist, I'm so happy I happened to pick one who was compassionate enough to stick a big dick up my ass to show me what I've been missing all these years with my wife."

"Service with a smile, hehe."

[RonR18]

Little Ms. Mercenary...cumming to the rescue of centexfarmer, to root out any feral hogs uprooting his Texas land...

[RonR18]

"So what if I have a backup pair of sunglasses on me! I also have an extra wallet to give robbers that only has $2 in it, a rabbit's foot in each pocket to prevent robberies, 2 condoms, 2 combs, 2 pens, 2 rape whistles, 2 cell phones and on and on."

[RonR18]

"Mom, you aren't really going to use this picture on my wedding invitations, are you?"

"Of course I am! When all my gay relatives and friends see your legs spread open with your sexy little butt showing, they'll be sure to attend the wedding...and bring expensive gifts with them, hehe."

[mrbeebs]

"Mom, you aren't really going to use this picture on my wedding invitations, are you?"

"Of course I am! When all my gay relatives and friends see your legs spread open with your sexy little butt showing, they'll be sure to attend the wedding...and bring expensive gifts with them, hehe."

*lick*

He looks so attractively average I loves it.

Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza.

[RonR18]

*lick*

He looks so attractively average I loves it.

Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza.

RE: "He looks so attractively average I loves it."

I'll drink to that...

RE: "Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza."

Beat you to it ...

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/thre...=1#post8583873

This thread is good stuff! Quite entertaining, Ron!

Thanks for the kind words, Hunt. Here's a tasty sausage pizza for you and beeps as a token of my appreciation for your feedback...

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[DigitalFudge]

Flaw-free

[RonR18]

"Take all the pictures you want to, and then prepare to be eaten when we tag team your dumb ass."

The thing that struck me about this pic is the way the lion is licking the top of the lionesses head, seemingly in anticipation of getting his jaws locked down on the tasty human who's holding the camera.

[RonR18]

"Would my favorite little piggy like a bacon and tomato sandwich? That bully pig who's been fucking with you is in the skillet now."

"Hell yeah, I'll eat anything...even you, if you ever have a heart attack and die on me. And I hear human meat tastes like pork...yummy."

[RonR18]

"Hey human...any way I can go outside and play in the rain?"

[RonR18]

"Hey you...yeah you with the camera! Guess how far we can spit...then decide if you really want to continue recording us without any compensatory apples. Suggest you take a hike pretty quick, and don't come back without treats for all of us!"

[RonR18]

"Hey sexy...I don't suppose you can pick up the Discovery channel on your antennas, can you?"

[RonR18]

"You're fucking adorable, man."

"Thanks, hehe."

"Where did you get that sexy brown coat?"

"From my mother's side of the family."

"You're so cute...how do you keep the girls off you?"

"I spit on them, hehe."

"Naughty boy! Hey, I heard you're a top...wanna hump my butt tonight?"

"Sure, hehe."

"Okay, cool...it's a date."

[RonR18]

'Goddammit, if you poke me in the belly button with that fucking thing one more time I'm going to put my fist up your big ass!"

[mrbeebs]

RE: "Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza."

Beat you to it ...

[RonR18]

"LOL."

[RonR18]

"Hey human, how many more times do I have to jump over this lazy dog's back before I get another treat?"

[RonR18]

"Can I go for a ride, please, please!"

[RonR18]

"Not to worry centexfarmer, our extended family will be there shortly to assist you with any feral hog difficulties you may be experiencing."

"Oh really, and just how do you propose to do that?"

"We'll dig hundreds of small holes all over your farm to trip the hogs and break their legs when they stampede."

"Butt how are you going to make them stampede?"

"We'll dig big holes for you to jump out of to scare them."

[RonR18]

"Follow us, we're headed to the Centex farm for some fun times...lots of hole parties to attend!"

[RonR18]

The ban isn't temporary. I don't know if he was a troll or if he genuinely needs help. I would guess that it's the latter - there aren't many trolls that keep rejoining when banned, and I've certainly never known one create over 25 different usernames over an 18month period.

"Will the real Wanker pretty please stand up and show yourself?"

"Okay Ron, fuck it, I'll reveal my true identity...butt only because you said pretty please."

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[RonR18]

"Doctor Quack, what are you doing to my butt hole, and what have you got in it? It feels so much bigger than a rectal thermometer!"

"Not to worry, young man. This is just a standard part of your college entrance physical, primarily designed to get your anus acclimated to an all male college."

"Butt it feels so gay!"

"That's just a side benefit of the procedure."

"Butt I'm so straight!"

"Not to worry, this procedure will cure that disorder...although it'll need to be repeated every day until you leave for college. Butt not to worry, I make house calls, and there will be no additional charges for my services."

"Huh? Being straight is now considered a disorder?"

"Yes, absolutely! Haven't you been keeping up with the news?"

"No, not really. What's been in the news about this topic?"

"It's been discovered that lack of prostate stimulation is the main cause of heterosexuality in men, which is classified as a mental disorder."

"Huh? Who classifies it as a mental disorder?"

"I do, as well as every other gay doctor I know."

"Butt why?"

"In layman's terms, God or evolution put the equivalent of a female G-spot up the butt of all males, and anyone who doesn't take advantage of it is nuts."

[Kyanimal]

"In layman's terms, God or evolution put the equivalent of a female G-spot up the butt of all males, and anyone who doesn't take advantage of it is nuts."

It's darned well about time Someone got that Straight!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[Lefty]

Witnessing this just goes to prove

[RonR18]

"Telstra! Telstra!"

"Huh? Who called my name?"

"It's me...the odor fairy."

"Where the fuck are you?"

"I'm in your olfactory bulb."

"Huh? WTF is that??"

"It's the part of your brain that sorts all the nasty, weird things you like to smell into perception."

"Oh cool! WTF do you want?"

"I just wanted to remind you that you've farted over a dozen times today, so there's a nasty smell to be explored on your anus."

"Oh fuck, that's right! Butt how can I smell of it when I'm hanging around in this pants store waiting to sniff pants that men have tried on?"

"It's easy...just stick your hand down your pants and rub your anus with your fingers."

"Butt someone may see me smelling of my fingers who doesn't understand my obsession with nasty odors, and they might think I'm odd."

"No, perish the thought! No one is looking, and your fingers can be in and out of your butt crack before the clerks notice any furtive, suspicious movements."

"Butt what about the security camera that's pointed at me, a store security guy may be watching me on a monitor right now!"

"No, you have an honest looking face, so no one would ever suspect you could be a potential shoplifter. Just fucking go for it...you know you want to!"

"You're right, and it's been at least 30 minutes since my last fix, so I have an overwhelming compulsion to smell a nasty odor and then post a thread about it on JUB."

[Kyanimal]

I don't know, Ron!

I'm becoming a bit "concerned".

THAT is just TOO F'in' FUNNY!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[Lefty]

Not Nearly as Fucking Funny as the 14,000 postings, yes...

Four-Ten Thousand

mostly witty, clever, informative or a combination there of.

[Kyanimal]

Not Nearly as Fucking Funny as the 14,000 postings, yes...

Four-Ten Thousand

mostly witty, clever, informative or a combination there of.

HA! I hadn't even noticed!

Says 14 to over 41 THOUSAND!

Keep smiln'!!
Chaz

[RonR18]

I don't know, Ron!

I'm becoming a bit "concerned".

THAT is just TOO F'in' FUNNY!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Thanks for the kind words, Chaz. Please accept these delicious sausages as a token of my appreciation...

Not Nearly as Fucking Funny as the 14,000 postings, yes...

Four-Ten Thousand

mostly witty, clever, informative or a combination there of.

Champagne for Chaz...






And hotdogs for Lefty...

[Kyanimal]

HA! THANK YOU!, Ron, Dearest!!

However, I'm sure I'd be more interested in YOUR Sausage!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[RonR18]

Lefty with his new boyfriend...

[Zaphod]

"Will the real Wanker pretty please stand up and show yourself?"

"Okay Ron, fuck it, I'll reveal my true identity...butt only because you said pretty please."

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Okay, that clown picture is just fucking creepy.

[RonR18]

Okay, that clown picture is just fucking creepy.

Wanker sent me a message stating he was intrigued by your opinion of his pic, considering that he regards himself as the most handsome clown on JUB. He included a new pic he made just for you, and asked me to post it for him, so here it is...

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