Sociopath test

[Nishin]

I guess I'm a psychopath... not quite sure why though...



Anyone knows what's to understand of the expected result??

[refujiunderground]

i took this bullshit before.

easy ass math problems and of course, the red hammer. i'm NOT a sociopath though but i THINK and am certain that my father might be one though. either that or a narcissist which is almost like a sociopath BUT i would say that dude is leaning more on the sociopath side though as he can basically act like he cares about someone and at the same time, be plotting against them where he's shitting on them and etc.

if you met my father, you would think he's a normal person. he comes off nice and sociable. try living with him though where you really see how he is. he is a monster. you never know what to expect from him as he is very unpredictable. one minute, he's acting all friendly towards my mother where she's actually telling him her business and he's acting like he gives a fuck. the next minute, he's yelling at her, bullying her around, ready to get up in her face yelling at her for not giving him HER car keys and then ready to get at me when i stand up for her. he's also manipulated her into paying damn near all the bills including the mortgage even which he's supposed to pay and has trouble paying. for the strangest reason, she had the nerve to put his name on the bills that she is solely responsible for. he said to her that "he needs proof to show where he lives". i've always told my mom that she needed to seek help though because he's basically has screwed her over and continues to do so. she always wants to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's NOT sick or fucked up in the head. as expected, sociopaths basically prey on the weak and my mother, no offense to her, is NOT a strong minded person. she has issues with her own mother as she was mentally and emotionally abused by her which is a longer story. my father runs into her, works his charm, knocks her up with my brother and back in 1984. he knocks her up again with me and she's stuck. it's a long story BUT i'm just trying to explain how sociopaths operate.

being that he lies, manipulates, can tell stories that aren't even true and etc, i honestly believe that dude has some dirt in his past which he's covering up. wouldn't surprise me if he was a murderer or on the run as he is scared to go down to jamaica or whatever. dude hasn't been down there in 30 years. he also doesn't keep in contact with whatever relatives that he has by choice.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I was kind of waiting for that girl from the Exorcist.

[HunterM]

^ Thanks for the warning. I don't want to know.

[Nishin]

Hmm anyone actually knows why red hammer was expected after a serie of irrelevant math?
I'm trying to understand the design of the test... guess I'll have to look it up on google...


K, found it, and found out I wasn't the only one wondering...

Ah well... if the internet says I'm psychotic, let it be
Case closed

[Nishin]

^^ A pink hammer

I guess "tool" automatically calls for "hammer" , and red is probably the first colour randomly thought of when asked... was just trying to figure the purpose of the unnecessary questioning/building before getting there

[Nishin]

It's made up bullshit! Go get laid or something. Jesus fuck.

Have I wronged you somehow?

[ibill1]

It's made up bullshit! Go get laid or something. Jesus fuck.

I'm guessing you didn't say red hammer. Why so mean?

[ibill1]

Ok, whatever, don't accept much-needed help.

I believe he is not the one who needs help. Your response to him was mean and uncalled for, both of them.

[oakpope]

I said red hammer (but I knew of the test before, without trying to remember it, guess the brain is trained well). It may be also because of the words are stored in the mind ? Maybe red and hammer are near the math zone ? Would need a neurologist to tell us

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I believe he is not the one who needs help. Your response to him was mean and uncalled for, both of them.

Don't mind him, Razor is often on edge But he has a nice heart

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Hey guys, I have a way to test if you're a serial killer.

Put some marmalade on your toes.

Then blow on them while intermittently reciting the Gettysburg Address.

Once you've recited the last line, QUICKLY THINK OF A MEMBER OF LED ZEPPELIN AND A FRUIT.

If you didn't say "John Paul Jones and a kiwi," then holy shit, you're probably a serial killer!

I thought of Bonzo and a pomegranate but all I had to work with was peach preserves, does that matter?

hehe my toes are sticky

[Kester]

I said green garden shovel....

[LilBit]

Does a dildo count as a tool? Because Li'l Bit said purple dildo.

[PATMAN]

I said blue hammer....

[refujiunderground]

Hey guys, I have a way to test if you're a serial killer.

Put some marmalade on your toes.

Then blow on them while intermittently reciting the Gettysburg Address.

Once you've recited the last line, QUICKLY THINK OF A MEMBER OF LED ZEPPELIN AND A FRUIT.

If you didn't say "John Paul Jones and a kiwi," then holy shit, you're probably a serial killer!

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Does a dildo count as a tool?

probably, the way you dig with it like a shovel then pound that dood in the hole like a pyle driver then start twisting it in like a godam screwdriver...ooops that reminds me, I'ma needa fill my vodka again, brb

[LilBit]

I'm revising my answer from purple dildo to plaid ShiTzuh Tylenol.

[Callum]

Shit. Blue screwdriver.

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I'm revising my answer from purple dildo to plaid ShiTzuh Tylenol.

real funny harhar, i'm not a tool...you are

[bort138]

Not a sociopath

[Axxess]

If you pressed play on the video you are a sociopath.

Simple as that...

Glad I didn't click play then