What if men can get pregnant

[xbuzzerx]

wait wat? Maybe this belongs in Kink/FettisH? lol

[ChickenGuy]

Well to be strictly correct, in Sims 2, guys only got pregnant from being abducted by aliens.

And they only got abducted by aliens by having them look through the telescope on a high-level floor.

And EVEN THEN it was a remote chance at best they'd be taken. OMG, I remember the hassle I had getting it done, I only managed it once and that was in the University expansion pack if I remember rightly. Oh and of course the pre-scripted scenario in one of the start-up houses at the very beginning.

Ah, memories.

[Saybrooke]

Lmbo! I wish I could get pregnant :/

[star-warrior]

I think some folks here are hormonal enough

[xbuzzerx]

Well to be strictly correct, in Sims 2, guys only got pregnant from being abducted by aliens.

And they only got abducted by aliens by having them look through the telescope on a high-level floor.

And EVEN THEN it was a remote chance at best they'd be taken. OMG, I remember the hassle I had getting it done, I only managed it once and that was in the University expansion pack if I remember rightly. Oh and of course the pre-scripted scenario in one of the start-up houses at the very beginning.

Ah, memories.

You could use the chea....

wait you just made me out myself as having played Sims2.

I will get you.

[Laufey]

I don't want stretch marks so I wouldn't do it. One of the benefits of being a man

What would change? Gay men would be less likely to adopt and more children would either die or go into foster care.

Gay men would have heated arguments about who should carry the child. "You're older so you have less to loose" and "You will never get me to eat for two".

Man carrying would be in a high risk of getting harassed and even attacked/killed. Depends on the location though. Bible humpers would go nuts (although I doubt the Bible speaks against men carrying children).

What fascinates me more though is creating a baby with two sperm cells so both men are the biological father.

[rareboy]

I do know though, that if men could get pregnant, the pill would be covered by health insurance plans.

[freefall]

The world will drown from the weight of extra babies!

[Laufey]

Not really since it would only be possible in rich countries where people choose to have few babies

(you probably weren't being serious but I decided to answer anyway)

[blackbeltninja]

What if men could get pregnant?

Women would shit themselves.

-d-

[Laufey]

They say the human race doesn't need men anymore.

Maybe someday in the future the same will be true for women.

Then some brilliant gay guy invents a 100% deadly virus which only kills women. All men will have to have sex with other men.

[oakpope]

At least men/men would be able to choose their child's sex

[Laufey]

Really? How much?

They are free here

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Man useless anythang
so good can carry spawn

thankyou

[Telstra]

They say the human race doesn't need men anymore.

Maybe someday in the future the same will be true for women.

Then some brilliant gay guy invents a 100% deadly virus which only kills women. All men will have to have sex with other men.

Thats a science fiction movie right there.

[MissAnne]

One of my favorite movies when I was a kid.

Idk what it would be like but I speculate that contraception would be easier to get and a lot cheaper as well.
The right would probably stop trying to overturn Roe vs Wade.

[Esquire0399]

I just had a thought. If men could be impregnated by other men, wouldn't the potential for a third sex be introduced? We currently only have the potential to produce two sexes - XX (female) and XY (male) - because of the presence of only one Y chromosome between the mother and the father. With two men creating a child, wouldn't YY become a possibility? An entirely new kind of person? I wonder what that would turn out to be. Hmm.....

[Scealle]

In sims 2&3, guys can get pregnant



Now..imagination time

What if men can get pregnant? Do you think our condition will change human history entirely? What the effect on religion and our gay movement drama-rama?

10 pts for the best narration.

Meanwhile, here's prego couture 4 you to masturbate..

Hehe. When I was young I dreamt of the world where only gay men exist and the bottom boys would get pregnant. Christopher looks pretty hot there even though preggers

[xbuzzerx]

I just had a thought. If men could be impregnated by other men, wouldn't the potential for a third sex be introduced? We currently only have the potential to produce two sexes - XX (female) and XY (male) - because of the presence of only one Y chromosome between the mother and the father. With two men creating a child, wouldn't YY become a possibility? An entirely new kind of person? I wonder what that would turn out to be. Hmm.....

Another poster got there first but I'm pretty sure the "basic blueprint" of our status as humans is carried by the X. The Y diverts the X into malehood, but YY wouldn't do anything by itself. Wouldn't be viable as far as I understand it.

[Audio Tech]

I just had a thought. If men could be impregnated by other men, wouldn't the potential for a third sex be introduced? We currently only have the potential to produce two sexes - XX (female) and XY (male) - because of the presence of only one Y chromosome between the mother and the father. With two men creating a child, wouldn't YY become a possibility? An entirely new kind of person? I wonder what that would turn out to be. Hmm.....

My guess.... Sloppyseconds.

[refujiunderground]

that's scary, man. where would the babies come out from? the thought of a baby coming out of a dick makes me want to faint.

[refujiunderground]

^
from your rectum tbreal..

that sounds just as bad if not worse. have you seen the miracle of life? just picturing the same thing happening to an asshole and then the doctors yelling "push, push". forget it, wouldn't even want the c-section either.

i wonder if the baby would be covered in shit too since it's coming out of the hershey highway. that would be the largest piece of shit that a man ever took in his life. it would be messed up too. the father would be basically dissing his child every single time he talked about childbirth.

son: where's mommy?
father: you don't have one.
son: where did i come from then? was i dropped by a stork?
father: no, son. you came out my ass.
son: dad, are you kidding?
father: no, i'm not. i'm dead serious. your father fucked me in the ass, i got pregnant and i carried you for nine months. if you don't believe me, i have your birth on tape. your head was so big that it damaged my rectal cavity. i haven't been able to sit straight since. my asshole hasn't been able to go back to the tight hole that it used to be. me and your father have been contemplating about getting me anal rejuvenation surgery. despite the damage you did to me, i still love you son.

[Laufey]

Ever heard of C-Section?

[refujiunderground]

Ever heard of C-Section?

yeah but would you really want your gut cut open though. any form of surgery which involves opening you up is going to be painful. worst yet, i don't think they put you to sleep before they do it.

[vulgar_newcomer]

In my vodka whiskey fueled mind I remember reading a article on this where scientist (most likely the kind that would perform the human centipede) focused on the upper portion of the intestinal track and when the baby was C sectioned the man would die like in Alien. It was a one time host.

[refujiunderground]

^^^^ now that you guys mentioned this. all this talk reminds me of this commercial from back in the day. it was cool back then but disgusting now.

[gsdx]

They say the human race doesn't need men anymore.

It's not that they're not needed anymore. It's they they may be becoming an endangered species. (Plenty of articles online if you Google it.)

[refujiunderground]

LMFAO. What an odd commercial.

This is the Prometheus scene I mentioned.

LMAO!!!!!! wtf???

[refujiunderground]

LMAO, right?

I was like sitting in the theatre watching it with my sister and we just looked at each other in shock. SURPRISE TENTACLE RAPE!

is that octopus a man or woman? it looks like that octopus made that dude eat her, him, or it out. still funny though.

[Blk_Thickness]

If men could get pregnant, then I think it would take the fun out of having sex with men knowing you will not have to worry about the partner being pregent afterwards.

[Semirhage666]

If men could get pregnant, i would get some abortions.

[Ram]

You would see a "Post Your Current Baby Photos" thread. Then there will be drama about stealing baby photos from other sites.... same shit.