
Originally Posted by
anon82059
My credentials: I have a big ass, too. A fuckbuddy of mine calls it the "badonk-badonk."
As with any body or personality trait, not everybody is going to be attracted to everything about you. Accept that fact and realize it doesn't matter.
Once you're there, just own it. It's who you are. When I get teased about it, I smile at 'em and smack it. 90% of (gay/bi) guys like it and tell me so, and 90% of girls secretly like it. (I suspect more than a few straight guys check it out, too.) Keep it in shape, well-toned (a big ass looks great on top of good, muscular thighs), do the best you can with the genetic cards you've been dealt, and don't worry about it beyond that. Wear clothes that show it off a bit; it's an asset (heh).
Next time that girl pinches your ass, smile and wink and tell her you're not that kind of guy, or you're not that easy to get. She's teasing you about it because she likes it.
(Pic is my ass - proof I know what I'm talking about)