Is stereotypically gay to wear short jeans?

[refujiunderground]

well, you talking about daisy dukes? i don't think any gay or straight guy would wear those simply because they just don't look fashionable at all.

[justanothershyguy]

Show me something that doesn't look sexy when the guy's soaked and has muscles on his muscles...

[mbamike]

I love short shorts, especially jeans.

[HoodedRat]

I doubt that anyone considers Motörhead's Lemmy to be gay ... and these are seriously short jeans.

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[G-Lexington]

I know a local band that wears them onstage from April through October. They call them "jorts" (jean shorts). And no, none of them are gay.

They're wearing longer ones than normal in this photo - can't find any of the short ones.



Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

This style was more common in the 70's- early 80's. Then in the later 80's early 90's knee length "Board Shorts" became more popular, leading to the baggy assed style of today. I imagine the 70's - 80's is trying to make a come back.

[maxpowr9]

Considering I don't let any of my female friends wear them in front of me, they are quite distasteful. Let's leave them in the late 70s/early 80s where they belong.

[HunterM]

and this guy....can't

Oh you're just jealous! I could pull this look off.

[MissAnne]

this guy manages to pull the look off...

True. He doesnt look terrible. However, if I saw my bf wearing these my first thought would be 'What are you doing in my shorts?"

[refujiunderground]

True. He doesnt look terrible. However, if I saw my bf wearing these my first thought would be 'What are you doing in my shorts?"

i'm sure you're not the only woman that feels that way especially with the tight jeans phenomenon.

[pat grimshaw]

True. He doesnt look terrible. However, if I saw my bf wearing these my first thought would be 'What are you doing in my shorts?"

Is your BF on JUB as well? You could ask him to comment on this gorgeous man for himself

[Laufey]

Yes it is.

[MissAnne]

i'm sure you're not the only woman that feels that way especially with the tight jeans phenomenon.

I dont mind the skinny jeans thing for some reason. As long as they arent 'dick outline' tight, I find them appealing. Fitted suits and pants arent bad especially on tall men. Though I know some women hate them on men.

[pat grimshaw]

I dont mind the skinny jeans thing for some reason. As long as they arent 'dick outline' tight, I find them appealing. Fitted suits and pants arent bad especially on tall men. Though I know some women hate them on men.

So does your boyfriend wear jeans with a 'dick outline'?

[TheLyingGame]

Never in my life have i seen a guy wearing these shorts.

[pat grimshaw]

You after a threesome pat ? I don't fancy your chances.

I'm wondering if this 'bf' has a dick at all

[refujiunderground]

I dont mind the skinny jeans thing for some reason. As long as they arent 'dick outline' tight, I find them appealing. Fitted suits and pants arent bad especially on tall men. Though I know some women hate them on men.

well, it's a good thing you mentioned that because i would like your opinion on wiz khalifa's jeans. do you think that they're about right or too tight? those jeans are looking extra

[ibill1]

They are hidious. They look like jean panties. So there.

[pat grimshaw]

I dont mind the skinny jeans thing for some reason. As long as they arent 'dick outline' tight,...

Dear Anne, you're sounding like an emasculating woman here

[pat grimshaw]

^ yes, she's very maternal and authoritive and never criticizes you at all

[Harke the Boeotarch]

What person can afford to dress so nonchalantly during these economically troubled times?

[pat grimshaw]

^ Well I say the mature JUBbers here should stop bitching about you. I know they're just taunting you so you'll post another picture of your nice thighs and butt.

[MissAnne]

well, it's a good thing you mentioned that because i would like your opinion on wiz khalifa's jeans. do you think that they're about right or too tight? those jeans are looking extra

Lol, I get why you would say that. I think that its because he is really skinny. I dont think that they look all that bad. They are tight but I dont mind them. They probably wouldn't work for someone else. Though I suspect that it could be a turn off for others.

[refujiunderground]

^ Well I say the mature JUBbers here should stop bitching about you. I know they're just taunting you so you'll post another picture of your nice thighs and butt.

he posted a pic of his ass?

[refujiunderground]

Lol, I get why you would say that. I think that its because he is really skinny. I dont think that they look all that bad. They are tight but I dont mind them. They probably wouldn't work for someone else. Though I suspect that it could be a turn off for others.

they just look funny as hell.

hell skinny jeans isn't even healthy at all. they can actually twist up the testicles if they're tight like that where there's no ball room. either way, it looks silly. skinny guys look funny with them on. tall or short. husky guys are no exception. i will never forget last year 4th of july when my homeboys, my bro and me were walking up 5th ave heading up towards 23rd street. we saw two bulky guys wearing bootyhugging capris with flannel shirts walking around with their girlfriends. the capris were tighter than what wiz khalifa had and they were short as all hell basically cut off at the knee exposing their ankle. i don't know how those dudes managed to get into those jeans to begin with, don't want to know but to this day, i still am wondering how those dudes managed to walk around all comfortable as if their legs weren't being strangled.

another thing that gets me is guys that actually walk around sagging their pants wearing skinny jeans. how do they manage to walk around without having to trip themselves?

i was trying to hop on the skinny jeans trend for a second because i thought that dressing up in tighter clothes would make me embrace my sexuality more but it's not my thing. i have to say though that i think i look adorable in my purple top and my black skinny jeans though. i'm used to wearing jeans with room though. skinny jeans go well for some guys and other guys need to leave it alone like this guy right here. a 43 year old man dressing up like he's 16.

[jkom1f]

The first rule to dressing yourself is being comfortable and owning whatever it is that you put on your body. If you are not completely comfortable in something, or feel like you are stepping outside of your comfort zone, it will show and people will take note.

With that said, I do not think (in general) one should wear jorts or super skinny jeans in general public places. Just like a woman is looked at funny for wearing a low cut shirt and mini skirt to shop at the mall, a guy shouldn't dress too overtly sexual if they are not in an environment that lends itself to such ventures.

If you like skinny jeans:
Try a slim fit jean (where a straight leg jean will have the pant cuff the same width as the knee, a slim jean will have it slightly smaller). The tapering starts mainly after the thigh so it wont be too "oh there's his penis" to anyone looking at you, yet will still give that fashion look of a skinny jean (pair it with larger or more padded shoes for that skater-cartoonish look if it's something you like).

If you like jorts:
Try wearing a dressier short, like a bermuda short. The summer's past trend in shorts was above the knee (by about an inch or two, being noticeably shorter than 'normal'). You can still show off your legs and do it without being to forward about it.

Remember, sometimes it's better to leave a little to the imagination.

[HolyEggRolly]

Don't think so.. A lot of "swaggots", and pretty boys wear it now. It just depends on the appearance of the guy who wears it. Also, I see more heterosexuals wearing short jeans than the gays.

[G-Lexington]

Dear Anne, you're sounding like an emasculating woman here

Dear Pat, I'm beginning to think you always cover your junk in fear when a woman enters the room.

Lex

[pat grimshaw]

^ Well I do have a very desirable cock, Lex.

But, like I said, I'm suss about someone who hangs out in cock-filled JUB while complains about their boyfriend showing a 'dick outline' in jeans

[Rickrock]

Getting back to the original question. I think that short jeans are really sexy, but haven't been the style for years and look gay now by comparison to what has been in style the last several years. Skinny pants are coming back into style even though they were out of style for many years, so maybe shorter shorts will come back into style too. Shorter shorts need a rock star or someone to reintroduce them to become acceptable. I would like to see that happen.

[Kulindahr]

Stereotypical? I dunno -- I think they're practical: easy on when nude at the beach and someone with little kids shows up, easy off when the weather's hot and a swimming hole is at hand.

[G-Lexington]

^ Well I do have a very desirable cock, Lex.

Thank God you found something to temper that desirability.

Lex

[freefall]

Truthfully, I have yet to see any male wearing those two-inches-to-no-no-part.

[Nishin]

Yes I find them stereotypical indications of:

1. gayness, when worn by males
2. being an (US)American tourist, when worn by females

[Audio Tech]

more than half-way up the thigh, I'd say gay or European.

Hey! I wore them like that as cheap swim trunks when they were too ripped to use as pants! Of course I was in my teens as well...
Most boys wore cut off jeans as swim trunks back then. Looked damn nice, too.

Honestly, I don't like going to the beach any more because the board shorts look absolutely stupid as long as they are, and I certainly don't feel comfortable swimming in a pair. I may as well wear normal pants!

Stupid fashion.... why are men so scared to show their legs these days? And women can show EVERYTHING????

I hope proper shorts come back in fashion.

[rareboy]

thank god you found something to temper that desirability.

lex

*high fives lex*

[Kulindahr]

Hypothesis:

there are two populations, one of men who like to wear short shorts, the other of gay men. These two sets have significant overlap, enough that wearing short shorts has come to be associated with being gay.

[xbuzzerx]

When I say short I don't think short till knees,but till thighs.I really like those type of jeans,they somehow look fancy and especially if you have a good legs,but by other side I think they somehow look sterotypically gay.

On anyone but a bicyclist, yeah, I would assume the guy is gay. I know that the perceptions are different in much of Europe though.

[Kyanimal]

My teens and twenties perfectly coincided with the 60s and 70s. In those days, guys shorts were actually Short!

Some, like the nylon ones with side vents, were selling for so much, it was cheaper, and even more fashionable, to cut off the legs of your own worn out jeans. The more frayed they became the better!

Not only could you get more of you tanned, you could also show off your Manly thigh muscles (if you had them), and stay cooler in the hot summer weather!

Of course that demanded more "free balling"/going commando! I mean ... who the heck wanted anyone to see their 'tighty whities'?

Today's Dudes have become such Wimps!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz