I'm really not gay, but I love flirting with guys and turning them on

[ILoveGuys]

Is that so bad? For example (true story), I met a guy in the grocery store who looked really, REALLY good and I kind of got the feeling that he might be gay. I walked right up to him and told him I wanted to caress him slowly with my lips and work my way down his body while kissing every single inch. At first he was shocked lol, but he definitely knew what was up and we started talking dirty. I told him I know what he wanted but I wasn't going to give it to him until he's suffered for long enough. I was going to wait till you're squirming and thrusting up to me before I licked his dick. Slowly, just a few strokes. Only enough to frustrate him and keep him wanting more.

I love doing this but swear I'm not gay. I just like talking dirty and flirting. Granted he was more than a bit horny and frustrated after learning this, but it was fun teasing him. What do you think about this?

[MoufOfKhaos]

I think dick teases can be annoying... but you're not unlike a so-called "play lesbian" - except there's no intimacy involved.

[Nishin]

I think you're trolling ...
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/thre...=1#post8234700

[rareboy]

Is that so bad? For example (true story), I met a guy in the grocery store who looked really, REALLY good and I kind of got the feeling that he might be gay. I walked right up to him and told him I wanted to caress him slowly with my lips and work my way down his body while kissing every single inch. At first he was shocked lol, but he definitely knew what was up and we started talking dirty. I told him I know what he wanted but I wasn't going to give it to him until he's suffered for long enough. I was going to wait till you're squirming and thrusting up to me before I licked his dick. Slowly, just a few strokes. Only enough to frustrate him and keep him wanting more.

I love doing this but swear I'm not gay. I just like talking dirty and flirting. Granted he was more than a bit horny and frustrated after learning this, but it was fun teasing him. What do you think about this?

In your dreams.

Biggest load of bollocks.

You know and we all know that

a) You did no such thing, and

b) You are as gay as a circus

Worst troll thread ever.

[Just_Believe18]

You're a moron, "ILoveGuys."

[MoufOfKhaos]

I fell for it! Spiderman, help!



I don't know, I think I got trolled, hard. Am not happy about it.

[Just_Believe18]

^ And that is how trolls live on. You have fed him through the new year.

[mbamike]

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

[ILoveGuys]

Ok ok, you got me. I'm queer as a $2 bill

[cloneman]

You so funny, ILoveGuys! *troll face*

[BostonPirate]

Ok ok, you got me. I'm queer as a $2 bill

Now THAT gets my attention. I do have to admit that it was obvious by your Op though.

So tell me, exactly how gay are you?

[MoufOfKhaos]

^ And that is how trolls live on. You have fed him through the new year.

[ILoveGuys]

Now THAT gets my attention. I do have to admit that it was obvious by your Op though.

So tell me, exactly how gay are you?

Somewhere between a rectal ranger and an ass bandit.

[refujiunderground]

i think you should log back into your elroyauto alias. we liked you better as elroy.

[palbert]

Yeah. Right.

[Telstra]

Is that so bad? For example (true story), I met a guy in the grocery store who looked really, REALLY good and I kind of got the feeling that he might be gay. I walked right up to him and told him I wanted to caress him slowly with my lips and work my way down his body while kissing every single inch. At first he was shocked lol, but he definitely knew what was up and we started talking dirty. I told him I know what he wanted but I wasn't going to give it to him until he's suffered for long enough. I was going to wait till you're squirming and thrusting up to me before I licked his dick. Slowly, just a few strokes. Only enough to frustrate him and keep him wanting more.

I love doing this but swear I'm not gay. I just like talking dirty and flirting. Granted he was more than a bit horny and frustrated after learning this, but it was fun teasing him. What do you think about this?

mmm how many guys did you flirt this way ?

[ILoveGuys]

mmm how many guys did you flirt this way ?

Actually, I meet a lot of guys this way. Almost every time I go there I can get a date.

[G-Lexington]

Ok ok, you got me. I'm queer as a $2 bill

The saying is "queer as a three-dollar bill." Two-dollar bills are still in circulation, and therefore aren't queer at all.

...aaaand we're back where we started.

Lex

[refujiunderground]

The saying is "queer as a three-dollar bill." Two-dollar bills are still in circulation, and therefore aren't queer at all.

...aaaand we're back where we started.

Lex

well, that's the end of that.

[Telstra]

Actually, I meet a lot of guys this way. Almost every time I go there I can get a date.

You should make a candid camera TV show for this.
Very interesting.

[LilBit]

This whole thread makes Li'l Bit want to break things.

[backagain]

Wonders!!!

Why is it always the grocery store?
Is it the meat section?

How come it isn't the hardware store at the crowbar or hammer section.

[BostonPirate]

This whole thread makes Li'l Bit want to break things.

I have a list and I'm checking it twice

You want me to send you a copy

[ILoveGuys]

The saying is "queer as a three-dollar bill." Two-dollar bills are still in circulation, and therefore aren't queer at all.

Lex

I know this

[LilBit]

I have a list and I'm checking it twice

You want me to send you a copy

Oh, merciful heavens.

[DigitalFudge]

Do you gworl

[racer2438]

NOT........................



trolling

[ILoveGuys]

so..um..how's the uncle in jail doing these days..?

That was a classic

[cgymike]

Is that so bad? For example (true story), I met a guy in the grocery store who looked really, REALLY good and I kind of got the feeling that he might be gay. I walked right up to him and told him I wanted to caress him slowly with my lips and work my way down his body while kissing every single inch. At first he was shocked lol, but he definitely knew what was up and we started talking dirty. I told him I know what he wanted but I wasn't going to give it to him until he's suffered for long enough. I was going to wait till you're squirming and thrusting up to me before I licked his dick. Slowly, just a few strokes. Only enough to frustrate him and keep him wanting more.

I love doing this but swear I'm not gay. I just like talking dirty and flirting. Granted he was more than a bit horny and frustrated after learning this, but it was fun teasing him. What do you think about this?

I don't believe this. Anyone else think this story is a bit suss? But I do believe he did see someone hot in the grocery. Maybe the OP got a fat-on but that's it.

Am I right? haha

[FPNY]

Show us your cock.....

[DigitalFudge]

Yeah me too.

Squeeze in dat promo

[Just_Believe18]

I don't believe this. Anyone else think this story is a bit suss? But I do believe he did see someone hot in the grocery. Maybe the OP got a fat-on but that's it.

Am I right? haha

And another one feeds the troll. You should really read all of the replies in a thread before posting, as developments can ensue. Like, the post where he actually admits to making it up. :P

[mauveb]

gay or not, after being out for nearly a decade, i find these "dont you wish i was gay?" types very tedious. At least half of them know they're gay, but they seem to get off more on the promise of sex than actual hooking up :-/