Weirdest thing you've analyzed in your head?

[NotAgain]

So I was walking alone to the grocery store today and I started analyzing the strangest thing in my head. I was basically wondering whether a dominatrix would be a better dog trainer than your average person, because she has a better sense of rewarding and punishing and where the line should be drawn. wtf right?

So have you had any of those bizarre moments where you're alone with your thoughts and you suddenly realize "what the fuck am I thinking?"

[G-Lexington]

I tried to get to sleep last night by mulling over why the characters in a certain cartoon have the names they do. I had almost stumbled on some fucked-up theory that explained it all when I fell asleep, and now I don't remember any of it.

My friend has a tendency to invent things in his head that have already been invented. He'll start thinking "it'd be neat if they made something like this", designing it in his head...until it occurs to him that these things already exist. His latest mental inventions were the sweatband, the pencil, and socialism.
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Lex

[Scealle]

I'd say how they program some softwares or games to work a certain way even though I am not really that into all the technical details. Maybe I am just really easily fascinated.

[justsimon]

The Dominatrices I know have all employed dog trainers … and their dogs are very well behaved.

I overanalyze everything in my head.

[maxpowr9]

I'm the crossbreed of a lawyer and a CPA. My mind is wired completely different from most people.

[NotAgain]

Deep thoughts, by Jack Handy much?

I'd like to say I know who that is and pretend to be an intellectual but sadly I don't...

[refujiunderground]

all i gotta say is i'll never forget when i was high last summer off of bubba kush and i was completely dumbfounded at how people could be prejudiced towards somebody for who they were. like i was stunned at the fact that there were black people back 100 years ago were being lynched simply because they were black by a lynch mob full of white people. i was like wow, in 1911, in the state of new jersey, my homeboy and me wouldn't be able to go outside because we could be killed for our skin color. it just left me going like "people really have THAT much time on their hands where they have to hate somebody for absolutely NO reason. the fuck is wrong with being black to the point where you're going to hate me and kill me for it?" that thought strengthed from racism to sexism and homophobia and the whole nine. it was like everything just made sense that one moment that people simply are ignorant for NO reason.

[Corny]

math, langue, love, technic, ethics, philosphy, sex .. so many thinks. people would look with different eyes at me if only they knew.