which jubber is the opposite of you?

[refujiunderground]

thought about it but naw.... him and me are NOT the exact opposites. sheit, tough question. i would say anybody here that keeps it positive, usually happy or has something going for them. me, not so much. half or most of the time i'm either in a bad mood, thinking negatively about shit or is stuck in some bullshit. i'm trying to chill out. i wish i could smoke weed without feeling or going insane. i'd smoke right now even though i know i wouldn't be able to get a job.

[Nishin]

lol thread
I don't know enough jubbers to tell... even those I'm 95% of the time opposed to (argument-wise) will someday say something or act someway that makes me realize we are all just humans with in fact superficial differences...

[sixthson]

Well, let's see...

I have loved only one man my entire life. I have children. I am a Christian. My politics are not liberal. I support the rights of gays to marry and I support and hold strong pro-life views. These things alone (except for the marriage thing) make me undesirable at JUB and in much of the gay world.

I have to be me, however.

[mikey3000]

I'd have to say Benderboy is my opposite. He's young, confident, handsome and seems to have it all together. I used to have it all together, I just forgot where I put it .

[Ram]

I'm hot, young, smart, disease-free and I smell good. I guess my total opposite person would be Lilbit.

Even in our attitudes: I am a prick and he is a total cunt.

[Saybrooke]

I think I would have to go with refujiunderground

[refujiunderground]

I think I would have to go with refujiunderground

really??????

[RDaniel]

Any female jubber

[Saybrooke]

really??????

Yeah lol from the description you have of yourself lol

I'm always happy and peppy and I always have a positive attitude! ^.^

[BFizzle]

It would have to be someone pressed and basic. So the OP.

[pat grimshaw]

My opposite has been banned, thankfully.

His lieutenant isn't attacking me so much since the operation.

[HoodedRat]

A certain gun-toting, weaponry-worshipping, bible-bashing, god-bothering, scripture-quoting, right-wing, know-it-all, nutter is probably my virtual polar-opposite ... but I am far too polite to actually name names.

[refujiunderground]

It would have to be someone pressed and basic. So the OP.

[JayHawk]

I don't think the devil is a JUBber but I guess he could be.....

[ChickenGuy]

I would say....

Taz.

or....

Sixthson.

[DigitalFudge]

Let me perch. Shits about to get good.







Oh and no one here is my opposite. That implies on some dimension we are on equal footing.



We aren't

[bankside]

There are opposites that make up for our foibles and complement us. And there are opposites that are just contrary.

I'd have to think about this for a while. In the mean time, Huntneo, pass the popcorn would you? Thanks!

[Thad1527]

After a little thought...SLOPPYSECONDS.

I'm always grammatical and comprehensible, but not always sweet.

refuji, we're probably as different as can be, but I can picture us laughing in some coffee shop while passers-by wonder how we even ended up in the same universe.

[sixthson]

I would say....

Taz.

or....

Sixthson.

At least I am in good company.

[LilBit]

I'm hot, young, smart, disease-free and I smell good. I guess my total opposite person would be Lilbit.

Even in our attitudes: I am a prick and he is a total cunt.

Yes, Ram and I are total opposites. I'm rational, and he's delusional.

[ozguy]

I've encountered more than a few insensitive, self-righteous, arrogant, rude, overly-opinionated pricks on here .... they're definitely the opposite of me!

[windsors]

^^^ I couldn't have said it better....

[Taz]

I would say....

Taz.

or....

Sixthson.

Interesting. Can I ask why?

At least I am in good company.

If we are both his opposite, does that mean we are alike? Maybe you're future me haha

[subsonic]

I don't really feel that I know that many jubbers to be able to tell, unfortunately..

Well, let's see...

I have loved only one man my entire life. I have children. I am a Christian. My politics are not liberal. I support the rights of gays to marry and I support and hold strong pro-life views. These things alone (except for the marriage thing) make me undesirable at JUB and in much of the gay world.

I have to be me, however.

If it makes you undesirable in the gay world then it makes me undesireable too, since what you described is exactly what I want out of my life. I appreciate the old-fashion values a lot which people especially in the gay community find dated and ancient. Perhaps that's why I don't always feel that I fit.

This went on a bit too much.. Sorry about that.

[glasvegas]

I guess it will be Telstra. He's special and I am just average.

[Lube]

I'm gay, bitchy, liberal, highly opinionated, and sensitive to criticism...

... like 99% of all Jubbers.


One thing I don't do (that I've seen plenty of, here on JUB) is form private little behind-the-scenes factions where people gang up on other JUBbers in an apparently politically correct way. That's been done to me by a couple people (who, frankly, I don't see posting recently).

They would be my "opposites", although we share so much in common otherwise, it's hard to think of them as opposites. And I wish we'd all just get along.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Karen Walker. My skin is normal. Hers looks "funny".

[Telstra]

I have no idea who.

[star-warrior]

LilBit. My tits are normal, hers are falsies.

[sixthson]

I'm gay, bitchy, liberal, highly opinionated, and sensitive to criticism...

... like 99% of all Jubbers.

Once again, I am a One percenter. That's ok, I like being in the minority. It appeals to the elitist in me.

[Ram]

LilBit. My tits are normal, hers are falsies.

But both of your titties are at ankle-levels. Not much opposites there.

[Ram]

Yes, Ram and I are total opposites. I'm rational, and he's delusional.

Lilbit for the sake of our friendship, I will try to find some similarities. When I am dead and rotting and you are still alive, I guess we will have something in common.

[sixthson]

Interesting. Can I ask why?



If we are both his opposite, does that mean we are alike? Maybe you're future me haha

You can live in hope.

[sixthson]

It would have to be sixthson as i don't have a womb.

Neither do I since the hysterectomy. You're just cruel.

[ChickenGuy]

Interesting. Can I ask why?

Because you're confident, outgoing, attractive, sporty, fit, good-looking, sociable, friendly, extroverted, funny, and carefree.

In other words, everything that I'm not.

If we are both his opposite, does that mean we are alike? Maybe you're future me haha

Sixthson I chose because he is a lover of children.

But also he is what you might call 'a homemaker', he has 'fatherly qualities' and is a 'guider' and a 'teacher' of virtues.

Again, nothing of that is even remotely like myself, and never will be.

[star-warrior]

But both of your titties are at ankle-levels. Not much opposites there.

I'm doing push ups, what do you expect?

I hear you can accommodate the Army, Navy and Airforce inside your windy cavern. Just like LilBit, except she has class.

[Lube]

Once again, I am a One percenter. That's ok, I like being in the minority. It appeals to the elitist in me.

Yeah, I was gonna say, "Like every other JUBber" and then I read your post, Mitt.

[G-Lexington]

Any one of a number of short, young, smooth, uncertain, angry, pushy JUBbers. I can think of a few. But there's only one Lex. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is left as an exercise to the reader.

Lex

[loveguys72]

Insufficient data exist to form a valid conclusion.

[Ram]

I guess I am the total opposite of you then Joswan.

[Ram]

Glad to know you are still sore about that :-P

[MisterMajestic]

I'm the Opposite of:

Any Juber that is not into Rimming and there's plenty here....How can you be Gay and be afraid to go near a Guys Butt Crack? A Man wouldnt have an Ass if it wasnt meant to be Licked & Fucked some of the Damn time...

Any lying Juber that CLAIMS he Registered on this Gay Porn site just to dwell in the clean Forums..Try selling that to your Pastor..

Any Juber that is Unattractive and there's plenty here...

[G-Lexington]

Any lying Juber that CLAIMS he Registered on this Gay Porn site just to dwell in the clean Forums..Try selling that to your Pastor..

That's me. I didn't even venture into the "naughty sections" until two years after joining. I still go months without ever peeking into those sections. I have since posted nudes and gotten some in return, but that's mainly via PM. Plus I ain't all that attractive, so maybe I am your opposite.

Except I love playing with guy's asses. I'm more a cheek guy than a hole guy, but still.

Lex

[LilBit]

LilBit. My tits are normal, hers are falsies.

Yours are pathetic, and mine are gorgeous.

But both of your titties are at ankle-levels. Not much opposites there.

Yes, they're at the level of your ankles. Now shut up and get back to work. 69-ing is no good if you keep talking instead of sucking.

Lilbit for the sake of our friendship, I will try to find some similarities. When I am dead and rotting and you are still alive, I guess we will have something in common.

Darling, I've told you this before. Rotting corpses do NOT smell like Jean-Paul Gaultier.

[pat grimshaw]

... I love playing with guy's asses. I'm more a cheek guy than a hole guy...

yes, me too