Survivor 25: Philippines

[Sgt Pepper]

ever since Jane and Sash's rumored mortgage-gate in Nicaragua.

Wait, what? Details please!

ETA: Here's what Skupin said about Penner's vote on Twitter: "Penner knew we had enough votes & wanted to make Abi feel the sting of a vote. More fun for him than strategy."

That...doesn't clear anything up for me. First of all, the reason is really stupid (which doesn't sound like Penner) and secondly, Penner was the one who asked them at TC to join together and vote as six! If he knew Skupin wasn't budging, why even do that?

[slipintothefog]

Wait, what? Details please!

The rumor during Nicaragua was that Sash, who if I remember correctly is a banker, tried to bribe Jane's votes by promising to help her with the terms of her mortgage after the game ended. Jane's husband died before she went on the show, as she mentions in the premiere, and obviously she was having financial difficulties and needed money. There even was a big conspiracy rumor/talk among people on Sucks that the producers didn't find out about this until FTC and disqualified Sash so that the jurors weren't allowed to vote for him.

I don't think it went that far because it's obviously ludicrous that the producers wouldn't know about this until FTC with cameras on the players 24/7, but there was something really strange about the tribal council where Jane was voted off because she got extremely personal in her attacks on Sash for reasons that were pretty muddy on the show, especially when Holly and Chase were betraying her just as much, and she even abandoned her plan to vote for Holly (who didn't have an idol). And in her final voting confessional, which was I believe the last time that CBS has ever put up the voting confessionals online, she votes for Sash and says "You can lie all you want to--" and then the camera abruptly cuts her off mid-sentence.

Yeah, I don't know why Penner voted like that. I guess we'll have to wait to see if somebody asks him in a post-show interview.

[slipintothefog]

Researching this a little further looks like it's a total he said/she said thing and that if it were something that were really edited out of the show, it's possible that Jane also could have totally made it all up to make Sash look bad. IDK.

[Ohiospeedo]

Afterelton.com released their Top 9 Hottest Men of Survivor - http://www.afterelton.com/tv/9-hottest-survivor-men

9. Yul Kwon
8. Jud aka Fabio
7. Brett Clouser
6. James Clement
5. Chase from Nicaragua
4. Jeff Wilson from Palau
3. Colby Donaldson
2. Ethan Zohn
1. Jay Byars from One World

I don't agree with some of the selections especially since Malcolm isn't in the list. Or Ozzy from the first time he was on Survivor.

[talesofabyssjade]

Afterelton.com released their Top 9 Hottest Men of Survivor - http://www.afterelton.com/tv/9-hottest-survivor-men

9. Yul Kwon
8. Jud aka Fabio
7. Brett Clouser
6. James Clement
5. Chase from Nicaragua
4. Jeff Wilson from Palau
3. Colby Donaldson
2. Ethan Zohn
1. Jay Byars from One World

I don't agree with some of the selections especially since Malcolm isn't in the list. Or Ozzy from the first time he was on Survivor.

I don't agree with any of those, well maybe number 2 but he shouldn't be at 2 more around a 5 or 6. Malcolm should be #1 >8( I actually had a dream about him the other day out of the blue. We ended up fucking on the beach and fell asleep cuddling. Needless to say, I woke up with sticky underwear lol.

[Sgt Pepper]

Now THIS is the episode I've been waiting for all season. After several near misses, my favorite players FINALLY got together (OK Lisa didn't vote with them but still) and booted someone from the Trio of Assholes. Granted Artis is far more tolerable than Douchey Pete or Crazy Dumb Bitch Abi, but I smiled when Denise wisely suggested they boot Artis so they won't have to worry about Abi's idol (a total Earl Alliance blindsides Edgardo move from Fiji).

Next week will be interesting though because Abi is sure to play her idol or give it to Pete. If they can just solidify Lisa, they'll have the numbers to split the votes (3 for Pete, 3 for Abi) and ensure one of them goes home.

[BetinaNungging]

I was so glad they didnt Abitch-Maria at the challenge
that girl belongs to a bench at every challenge

[Ekim23]

Yeah finally ABi and pete are in the wrong alliance !!! MOUAHAHAHA

I FOUND A CLAM

[That70sJoe]

Well-played, Penner, even if it was hard to stomach the b.s. he was feeding Lisa.

Afterelton.com released their Top 9 Hottest Men of Survivor - http://www.afterelton.com/tv/9-hottest-survivor-men

9. Yul Kwon
8. Jud aka Fabio
7. Brett Clouser
6. James Clement
5. Chase from Nicaragua
4. Jeff Wilson from Palau
3. Colby Donaldson
2. Ethan Zohn
1. Jay Byars from One World

My random 9 hot guys:

1. Albert (South Pacific)
2. Marcus (Gabon)
3. Aaron (China)
4. Edgardo (Fiji)
5. J.P. (Cook Islands)
6. Gregg (Palau)
7. Brady (Vanuatu)
8. Burton (Pearl islands)
9. Kel (Australian Outback)

[Ohiospeedo]

Not sure why Lisa stuck with her old alliance after the way they have been treating her. Abi is dumb as hell, I kinda wished that they voted her out.

[joesman]

I so despise Abi. Her face is stone like her itsy bitsy heart. And she believes that what she says to Lisa is kind.

I don't mind Pete at all. He is not as sluggish as Abi. Don'T love Skupin. I don't know how that man is still alive with all the damn accidents that happen to him and Abi tried to bang his head in with that coconut.

But Malcolm is the man. Love the guy to pieces.

[Rickrock]

Thank God they cut into the aliance that Pete and Abi are in. I hate Abi but am also afraid of her. She has the immunity idol and could be hard to get rid of. I don't know if I want Abi voted out now or not. I don't want her in the jury either, but if they vote her out, she will be. If she remains till the final night, whoever is still in would be sure to be voted the winner over her. None of the people from any of the tribes like her, meaning none of the jury likes her. Pete is using her to stay in. Hopefully Lise is finally going to change alliance next time. Each week geets more exciting for me.

[Sgt Pepper]

I FOUND A CLAM

I LOVE the way Denise mocked her for this the way an adult would mock a dumb child.

[That70sJoe]

Thank God they cut into the aliance that Pete and Abi are in. I hate Abi but am also afraid of her. She has the immunity idol and could be hard to get rid of. I don't know if I want Abi voted out now or not. I don't want her in the jury either, but if they vote her out, she will be. If she remains till the final night, whoever is still in would be sure to be voted the winner over her. None of the people from any of the tribes like her, meaning none of the jury likes her. Pete is using her to stay in. Hopefully Lise is finally going to change alliance next time. Each week geets more exciting for me.

I hope someone's smart enough to take Abi to the final. She couldn't buy a vote even if they were free.

[Sgt Pepper]

Yeah Abi could only win Survivor if she's in a F2 with Russell Hantz. That's pretty much the only way I would vote for her.

[Ekim23]

I LOVE the way Denise mocked her for this the way an adult would mock a dumb child.

Yeah that was priceless (Yeahh she found a clam)

Well-played, Penner, even if it was hard to stomach the b.s. he was feeding Lisa.



My random 9 hot guys:

1. Albert (South Pacific)
2. Marcus (Gabon)
3. Aaron (China)
4. Edgardo (Fiji)
5. J.P. (Cook Islands)
6. Gregg (Palau)
7. Brady (Vanuatu)
8. Burton (Pearl islands)
9. Kel (Australian Outback)

I think JT and brendan from tocantins could be alsot in the TOP 20 along with Erik (Samoa)

I hope someone's smart enough to take Abi to the final. She couldn't buy a vote even if they were free.

Yeah Abi could only win Survivor if she's in a F2 with Russell Hantz. That's pretty much the only way I would vote for her.

Oh god yes , she's a pain in the ass

[slipintothefog]

Abi is such a wackjob. I kind of love it because every irrational decision and instance of passive-aggressive bitchery (or people mocking her... Denise!) makes me laugh out loud. Still firmly Team Lisa though! <3

[That70sJoe]

Abi is such a wackjob. I kind of love it because every irrational decision and instance of passive-aggressive bitchery (or people mocking her... Denise!) makes me laugh out loud. Still firmly Team Lisa though! <3

Would love to see Lisa win but (as it often happens) 'bitter jury syndrome' will come into play...

[shyguy90]

Would love to see Lisa win but (as it often happens) 'bitter jury syndrome' will come into play...

I agree with you, although I am rooting for Penner more than anything. Which is really weird because on the Cook Islands I didn't like him but now I do

[slipintothefog]

Lisa didn't even flip on Tandang in the last episode... Skupin did. So there's no actual reason to be bitter against Lisa. Then again, rationality has not been Abi-Maria's strong suit. But SHE FOUND A HUGE CLAM!!!

[slipintothefog]

I think this is my favorite Survivor moment since Angie's infamous "Cookies!!"

[PATMAN]

LMAO!!!!!! Didn't take long for that gif...!! I fucking love it LOLOLOL

[Sgt Pepper]

I'm wading over to the shallow end of the pool for a second (after all, this is a porny gay board). I know there are more conventionally attractive men in the Survivor world, but for me Malcolm is easily the most attractive Survivor guy since Yul Kwon. The boy moves my pants and that's no lie.









Amirite slipintothefog?

[slipintothefog]

He is nice but I do have Penner this season too. :P

Also:

[That70sJoe]

Lisa didn't even flip on Tandang in the last episode... Skupin did. So there's no actual reason to be bitter against Lisa.

True but I can't see Abi, Pete and Artis voting for her and if, say, Lisa goes up against Denise in the final, Lisa wouldn't get Malcolm's endorsement either. C'mon, Lisa, take Abi and Pete with you!

[slipintothefog]

I think they'd vote for Lisa over Skup if the two of them got to the end together as well. Jeff Kent and probably his slave Carter would vote for her in a Lisa/Penner/Skupin F3 as well.

[BreakTheIce]

I'd love to see either Denise, Malcolm, or Lisa win this season. But I'm so loving this season. Abi is a total cock juggling thunder cunt though.

[schnaa]

Denise all the way! I love when they're all standing in a bunch before a challenge and she is so obviously tiny in comparison to everyone else. I don't think she knows it though cause she's a fucking beeeeeeast.
I'm deffo on the Hate Abi bandwagon -- I still can't get over her insanity over the whole RC situation. Even when she realizes that she's been duped by Pete, there is not a chance that she will be even the slightest bit remorseful.

[RRUGER]

Denise all the way! I love when they're all standing in a bunch before a challenge and she is so obviously tiny in comparison to everyone else. I don't think she knows it though cause she's a fucking beeeeeeast.
I'm deffo on the Hate Abi bandwagon -- I still can't get over her insanity over the whole RC situation. Even when she realizes that she's been duped by Pete, there is not a chance that she will be even the slightest bit remorseful.

how did pete dupe abi?

[Wcw10891]

When pete saw that abi and RC were getting close when it was still 3 tribes, he got nervous cause he knew RC was a good player, abi told him about the immunity idol clue, and pete took the clue and planted it in RC's bag, and it fell out when everyone was talking, abi thought it wasa betrayl that RC would show everyone, and keep it in her bag, and thus abi and RC were now on opposite ends and abi became basically petes henchmen.

[That70sJoe]

I'm deffo on the Hate Abi bandwagon --

I tried to cut Abi some slack because the game isn't being played in her native tongue but eschewed the thought because I'm sure she's an asshole even in Portuguese.

[Sgt Pepper]

^^ She speaks English just fine (much better than most American English speakers who try to speak other languages). She's just a crazy dumb bitch.

[That70sJoe]

^^ She speaks English just fine (much better than most American English speakers who try to speak other languages). She's just a crazy dumb bitch.

Oh I wasn't criticizing her English. Fluent or not, Abi's sensibilities when she converses in English are still inherently Brazilian (read: what's rude in, say, Podunk is socially acceptable in, say, Rio). That being said, Abi's an asshole regardless of her geography at the time.

[BreakTheIce]

Abi in the final 3 wouldn't be a bad idea since she could probably only get 2 votes (from her alliance buddies). It would be wise of the others to let her hold on to her Idol and make it all the way to the end only to lose

[Sgt Pepper]

Does anyone know if the episode tonight is a regular episode or a recap episode?

[Sgt Pepper]

Keeping it shallow: I alternate between thinking Skupin is kind of a DILF on one hand and too doofy to be attractive on the other hand.

Your thoughts?

[RRUGER]

When pete saw that abi and RC were getting close when it was still 3 tribes, he got nervous cause he knew RC was a good player, abi told him about the immunity idol clue, and pete took the clue and planted it in RC's bag, and it fell out when everyone was talking, abi thought it wasa betrayl that RC would show everyone, and keep it in her bag, and thus abi and RC were now on opposite ends and abi became basically petes henchmen.

thats is brilliant on petes part but wow he destroyed abi and rcs rellationship.

i dont think they still know this??

[BetinaNungging]

why Pete n Artis calling RC a bitch at ponderosa?

I hate them even more
but if Pete naked I wouldnt mind

[RRUGER]

yes i bet pete has a nice ass

i like to fuck the ashole out of him

i saw him as HOTT last night LOL


i prefer to fuck pete than malcolm

[That70sJoe]

Keeping it shallow: I alternate between thinking Skupin is kind of a DILF on one hand and too doofy to be attractive on the other hand.

Your thoughts?

Skupin was hot on AO. Still is a nice-looking and sweet dude but IMHO, the sizzle is gone.

[That70sJoe]

thats is brilliant on petes part but wow he destroyed abi and rcs rellationship.

i dont think they still know this??

I'm curious to see if Abi will apologize to RC at the reunion.

[Ekim23]

I felt bad for abi even if she's a stupid bitch !!! LOL

[BreakTheIce]

I loveeeeeee how Abi got owned at tribal! If she doesn't win immunity next episode she's definitely out.

[slipintothefog]

Okay... honestly? I felt bad for Abi-Maria at tribal council. I know she's been an annoying hag with no self-awareness most of the time, but she's never taken her bitchery to a personal level beyond the context of the game, and I don't like to see people cry, especially when fucking Probst is there asking questions like "Abi, are you aware that, in THIS COUNTRY, it's not a good thing when people laugh at you? To rephrase my question, are you functionally retarded?" Denise even felt pretty condescending in their discussion to me, especially when she was like "I'M NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST, I'M A THERAPIST. "

Also, yes, Skupin is a DILF.

[BreakTheIce]

Oh please, she had it coming for a long time. She was just proving Denise's point by cutting her off over and over. Bitch, let people finish their fucking sentences or thoughts. It's just rude as hell and she's done it to many people outside tribal as well. And she also talks to people like she knows everything about them ("you're a psychologist" - bitch she isn't, if you let other people talk and actually listen when they talk to you you'd know more) all the fucking time.

I have no sympathy for her.

[joesman]

I have no sympathy for her either for the same reasons you mentioned. She is a bitch, knows it, owns it until she is confronted for being a total cunt. Crocodile tears if you ask me. I was wondering who gave her an onion.

[BetinaNungging]

a bully finally been bullied haha

[Sgt Pepper]

You guys are better people than I am. No sympathy here for the bitch. She's had that coming a LONG time (and I suspect not just in this game).

[jonbrianblake]

No sympathy for Abi whatsoever. She has gotten through life this far - she knows when she was gloating and being annoying. And then to turn on the tears at tribal council...? Sorry, I don't buy the act. I'm hoping she's voted out soon. Would love to have seen her blindsided with the idol in her pocket.

[BetinaNungging]

No sympathy for Abi whatsoever. She has gotten through life this far - she knows when she was gloating and being annoying. And then to turn on the tears at tribal council...? Sorry, I don't buy the act. I'm hoping she's voted out soon. Would love to have seen her blindsided with the idol in her pocket.

she had already used her idol