The time I reached for (pump) hand lotion to jerk off my partner...but got hand sanitizer instead.
You're redesigning JUB. What new section do you add, and what section do you eliminate?
Lex
The time I reached for (pump) hand lotion to jerk off my partner...but got hand sanitizer instead.
You're redesigning JUB. What new section do you add, and what section do you eliminate?
Lex
with another person ? In the middle of nowhere...
What is my first name ?
Not this one - I live in a city.
Where would be your ideal place to have sex?
Lex
Ziegfried
how do you like your meat prepared?
FPNYAnnoying JUBBERS since 2003
well done
What is your least favorite animal ?
Courtney Love.
What's the first record/CD you ever bought?
Lex
I went to see Madonna for my 18th birthday years ago.
If you could have any superpower, which one would you have?
I regret not having studied as I shouldve have when I was ateen......YES i think i woudl even though I hate studying
have you ever put on higheels?
well sort of..I let teh older guy whom I fucked for the 1st time manipulate me to have sex with him..I diddnt have courage to say no....and it wasnt a memorable experience......
would you pay a porn star you have a crush on to have sex with you, btw whos that porn star
Yes I would do it in fronf of otehr people
Would you rather run 3 blocks out on teh street naked or woudl u rather shoplift
To get fucked legs up in the air LOL
have you ever fucked a girl
Yes... actually a good friend of mine had his sister in law in town and one thing led to another... we always quoted full metal jacket after that "I like you so much you can fuck my sister"
What is the dirtiest turn on you can think of?
hmm I dont know..seing drunken men pee in a mens room which smells of cigars and pee
have you ever cruised in men's room'
No not really. I have been cruised in a men's room at a gay bar in providence... more like attempted sexually assaulted...lol thankfully he was a harmless old horny perv and the bouncer showed up moments later to escort him away
Have you ever been arrested?
no
edit to 2nd question.... I would make u wear super giant platform heels to walk on ice XD evil me
have you ever gotten laid with a cop
yes ..I do
have you ever "bitten" a mans buttock when he was wearing suit pants....
No, never even thought about it.
Have you ever had to climb out of a window?
"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking." -The Scarecrow, WIZARD OF OZ, 1939
Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education, to under-performing schools: DROP DEAD.
Make, for a man, a fire - and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man afire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it's not satire, it's bullying. - Terry Pratchett
never ever
have you ever engaged into "watersports"
no.....
have u ever been to a gay bathhouse's dark room
Yes, of course. When I'm in a place and free to go where I want, i will ALWAYS go everywhere I can (within reason, time constraints, etc.) - because I love to explore.
Do you prefer Brussels sprouts to lima beans?
"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking." -The Scarecrow, WIZARD OF OZ, 1939
Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education, to under-performing schools: DROP DEAD.
Make, for a man, a fire - and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man afire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it's not satire, it's bullying. - Terry Pratchett
no
have u had crab lice
No, I've always been polite enough to pull away first.
What's your deal, Kyle?
Lex
Yes you did but you still left a question to be answered.
Anyway it is 16:45 here on Friday 13th April.
Q: When were you last in a "back room" and how many guys did you have sex with?
A: None. How sad am I?
That last bit was not my question, btw. The question is:
Q: on a scale of 1-10, 1 being truly awesome and 10 being super-duper-awesome, the most awesome-ist thing ever in the history of ever, how awesome was Terminator 2: Judgement Day?
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Terminator 2 scores a 10, It was by far the best of the films to date ( new one one the way, Hope its a lott better than the mistake that was 4 )
But have to admitt the sarah conner chronicals on Syfi was very good also ( and Thomas decker is very cute )
OK here's my question :- Whats the most dareing place you've had sex ( tell me yours and I'll tell you mine )
Take care
Mark
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In a church, we were actually trespassing too.
Can you give yourself a blowjob?
I used to be able to in my teens ( between the age of 14-17 ) But when I stopped swimming profesionally I stopped being so mobile. I am 37 now and although I still swim there is just not way I can get in that position amymore LOL
Are you quiet or a moaner when haveing sex ?????
^ Nyet.
So. . . Would you Sail on the Titanic, or Fly on the Hindenberg?
No and no. If that's an either/or question, then I'd take the Titanic - I'd just jump into a lifeboat early on.
What was your favorite TV show when you were ten years old?
Lex
My favourite tv show when I was 10 was probably Young Talent Time. I had dreams of being a performer back then.
What was the date of birth of your Grandmother.
A jock from my dorm. So my type
Did you posted naked pic online before/sent it to someone else.
.
Yup!
Do people always ask questions they want honest answers to?
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