Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[Lefty]

Cotty,

What the hell kind of game are you running now?

Clean up this mess and do some posts

[mikey3000]

My cat has learned to knock on the door when he wants in or out. I've caught him trying the door knob him self a few times but he hasn't quite figured it out yet. I've also caught him eyeing my car keys.

[RonR18]

[Lefty]

[bort138]

[RonR18]

..........

[Lefty]

^

To bad the man can't run for President. Maybe he could at least act like one.......

oops, I didn't say any such thing.

[Nishin]

So I spent the night at this guy I so desperately want as my husband
later in the day I wanted to send him an "eternal rose" and went to my usual online flower shop... and WTF they didn't have anymore red or white eternal roses????
Called customer service and they just say they're out of stock and don't know when they'll get some more???
The only choice left is yellow or orange... who the hell wants to send yellow roses to anyone except when you find out you're being cheated on??? (yellow roses = adultery)... I was left with no choice but to purchase the orange one... orange roses = lust and enthusiasm/need for love... ok that's not too far from what I wanted to express... but, just... orange is so 70's...
I really wanted a white rose... how the fuck can they not keep red and white roses in stock??????

[Lefty]

hello

kind of in the syndrome EH?

Stick around a bit

this in and out and in is making me even dizzier than normal...

[Lefty]

What happened with the huge west spot between yourself and Sethbert?



Did you pass that exam...BTW, how do you study for a prostate exam anyway?

J/K.

now, I think if you need pull this stop to study again, you should re-invent your 'screen name'

to cotton boll.

Stick around cotton, I miss you when you don't.

[RonR18]

What happened with the huge west spot between yourself and Sethbert?

I self-deleted on the account Cotton Ball. I couldn't access my current account due to a glitch in the system.

Did you pass that exam...BTW, how do you study for a prostate exam anyway?

I'm not sure; I am awaiting the results. This time was better than the last time, because I felt I like I knew some of the answers.

now, I think if you need pull this stop to study again, you should re-invent your 'screen name'

to cotton boll.

Cotton Boll sounds like a cool name, I'll be sure to use that name next time. But I don't think there will be a next time. This will be the very last time I leave JUB.

Stick around cotton, I miss you when you don't.

I missed you too.

RE: "This will be the very last time I leave JUB."

I'll drink to that...

[Lefty]

Don't be to flattered there cotton boll, RonRer's has a reputation for drinking from anybodys hose.





And often to excess...

[RonR18]

Don't be to flattered there cotton boll, RonRer's has a reputation for drinking from anybodys hose.

RE: "RonRer's has a reputation for drinking from anybodys hose."

I'm gonna getcha Lefty...payback's a bitch.

Re:"I'll drink to that..."

Thanks mate . That kitten is so cute!

Welcum mate, just keep your promise not to leave again, or I'll have my bitch Lefty squirt milk all over you from both of his extremely large man boobs...and then your cat will lick you to death.

[Lefty]

That is

UDDERLY

reDICKulous

why settle for a single service

when you can access the

Main Supply?

[Lefty]

Welcum mate, just keep your promise not to leave again, or I'll have my bitch Lefty squirt milk all over you from both of his extremely large man boobs...and then your cat will lick you to death

I will never leave again; I've found that JUB really isn't the reason why I'm not getting the grades I want.

Just Be Aware, IF You Do...

Then my bestest asshole advisor
Mister RonRers

will cum with and then leave you with



who will have oral sex on you for all eternity
or the 2016 elections, whichever come first.

[pat grimshaw]

I just subscribed to another poster's blog; after reading one entry, I was hooked. This poster's a really good writer.

who? Do tell.

[refujiunderground]

i can't believe what i'm reading. did the st louis cardinals after being down zip to 6 actually beat the fucking nationals last night when they were about to be e fucking liminated? i saw how the cardinals were making a come back at the 5th inning BUT wtf @ that????? WTF??????? the nationals were upthere and it looked like it was over. i didn't see the rest of the game.

i don't give a fuck about sports but it's crazy to hear how a team has a win in the bag and completely fucks it up. HOW DO YOU FUCK SOMETHING UP LIKE THAT? that is sad.

[Lefty]

No Fuji, they did not beat Washington, the Nationals last night.

What they did was to abso totally fucking lutely...

Kick some collective ASS.

[refujiunderground]

No Fuji, they did not beat Washington, the Nationals last night.

What they did was to abso totally fucking lutely...

Kick some collective ASS.

that was .

well, if the yankees could put their foot up detroit's ass and go back to the world series and kill whoever they're going against, we good. don't really care about baseball but aye.....

[ravenstar]

[twinkerbell]

God he's so totally hot. I would SO want him to fuck me hard while my man watches us. I love guys with dark hair and blue eyes and British accents. Whenever I'm in London, I'm like walking around with a perpetual hard-on

[refujiunderground]

this is fucked up.

[ronboy]

Okay. I'll admit it.....Damn, I am so fuckin' horny right now!

[Lefty]

She is not second best but rather number one in my heart; no other singer beats her.

Well fuck that, lets fix her up with

Chris Brown,

he could do a great job

[refujiunderground]

tuffalo girl won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight. getting my ass kicked playing tekken 6. had to take a brizache from studying. can't wait to get this practice test shit over and done with. by this rate, i can get over to half of the book by the same time next week.

[DigitalFudge]

My new Avatar is slaying everything. Just wanted to share that fact with this thread

[ChickenGuy]

Rhmbd sghr sgqdzc hr rtoonrdc sn ad mnmrdmrhbzk, xnt bzm zkk gzud sghr bncd. Mnv fds bqzbjhmf!

[refujiunderground]

it's a thin line between sex and rape. (she gone woe you one day)

the sweetest pussy in the world could be the meanest pussy in the world... if you fuck it that WELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lefty]

I think Bendy /sethbert , in his own subtle way is reaching out
to tell someone something...Ain't that cute of the little dickens?

[ronboy]

I want to jump CupidBoy's bones.....NOW!

[RonR18]

I think Bendy /sethbert , in his own subtle way is reaching out
to tell someone something...Ain't that cute of the little dickens?

Looks like he may be thinking of taking up skydiving...I should probably train him via the bear-hug method.

[ronboy]

My.body.is.ready.

...and then, so is my cock...

[Lefty]

Ron, I looked all over for New York Cock to see what you wanted to

give the little 'Q'-'P' boy. Nearest I could find was this Rhode Island Red,



Is it what you actually had ready for him? Where would he keep it? Are they
not obnoxious and horrendously vocal cocks?

[RonR18]

Ron, I looked all over for New York Cock to see what you wanted to

give the little 'Q'-'P' boy. Nearest I could find was this Rhode Island Red,



Is it what you actually had ready for him? Where would he keep it? Are they
not obnoxious and horrendously vocal cocks?

The pooch I just adopted has things under control...and he especially likes redheads.

[Lefty]

Actually Roers,

I was directing that comment at Ronboy this time.

But, it is wonderful to see your new pooch can do

as he is taught and without a lot of follow-up.

I've known a few pussy hounds in my time but,

your is the first Cock Hound for me.

[RonR18]

Actually Roers,

I was directing that comment at Ronboy this time.

But, it is wonderful to see your new pooch can do

as he is taught and without a lot of follow-up.

I've known a few pussy hounds in my time but,

your is the first Cock Hound for me.

^

[RonR18]

[Lefty]

I liked this model better, more authoritative...Yes?

plus, after viewing...look at the options

[ChickenGuy]

Rhmbd sghr sgqdzc hr rtoonrdc sn ad mnmrdmrhbzk, xnt bzm zkk gzud sghr bncd. Mnv fds bqzbjhmf!

Come on, you lot! It's not that difficult! It can be solved! I want a translation of what I've typed!

[refujiunderground]

a true midget cunning, always equipped with the gab of wit/and letting the whole world know that REAL MEN SUCK DICK!!

[refujiunderground]

WHAT'S YOUR LIFE LIKE? MINE IS REAL!!!!!!!!

[refujiunderground]

must have smoked on that bong/that got you talking wrong/kicking some of that ssscccrrrubbbbbb passion baby (scrub passion)
you think i'm scared to death/from all your petty threats/kicking some of that ssscccrrrruubbbb passion OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH WWWOOOO!!!!!!!

[refujiunderground]

i did it for my dogs.. (I DID IT FOR MY DOGS!)
i did it for my dogs.. (I DID IT FOR MY DOGS!)
i did it for my dogs.. (I DID IT FOR MY DOGS!)
i did it for my dogs.. (I DID IT FOR MY DOGS!!!!! OH LAWD!!! )

[Lefty]

Fuji,

Maybe I came in the back door late as missed part of the sermon, BUTT

I can't figure out what or the what of what you're saying here...so, as

a nonsensical rambling...you doin good man...you doin good.

tis was posted before the one above appeared??

no matter, same thing

[refujiunderground]

Fuji,

Maybe I came in the back door late as missed part of the sermon, BUTT

I can't figure out what or the what of what you're saying here...so, as

a nonsensical rambling...you doin good man...you doin good.

tis was posted before the one above appeared??

no matter, same thing

[Lefty]

oh, that cleared things up....

I was confused where Maryland fit in

now I understand but that don't mean

Jack can't fix it

[refujiunderground]

Today, I feel, somehow not myself. Until moments ago, I was planning on giving up a certain aspect of myself.

????????????????????

anyways..... it's jerk off time again. the powers and gases in my dick is saying that it's PARTY TIME!!!!


oh yeah... didn't care to mention this but i'm actually heading down to washington dc with my mom tomorrow just to go sightseeing. got myself a haircut so that i don't draw the wrong kind of attention towards myself, looking like a bum in the capitol building.

the way i feel right now, extra mellowed out and what have you. i don't even give a fuck enough to pick anything up. see, we're only going to be there tomorrow and come back on saturday. is there a possibility that i could go to the hrc building? might ask my mom if she wants to go with me.

[Nishin]

^ plenty of free museums to visit, don't miss out !

[refujiunderground]

^ plenty of free museums to visit, don't miss out !

my mom wanted to go to that smithsonian museum BUT searching on google, there's like 10 of them. i want to go to the gayborhood of dc and the hrc center though.

[Lefty]

Somebody want to give me a shout out when Roners' comes back

I'm off this thread until then.