Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

**refujiunderground** · December 15th, 2012, 09:39 PM

dunno if it's because of the cold that i have but my eyes keep on fucking watering up to the point where they're irritating the hell out of me. must be my sinuses. it feels like i'm about to start crying any damn minute. it's annoying. my eyes feel cold like some air is blowing into it. wtf?

**refujiunderground** · December 16th, 2012, 03:27 PM

here comes coffee the snowman again. IT'S COFFEE.

that's my dude right there. what you know about that dude coffee? he's not santa clause but he'll kick your ass. he makes beatdowns look delicious. if you see him on your block, do not approach him.

**refujiunderground** · December 16th, 2012, 03:34 PM

if will smith is the prince of bel air then who's the princess? by the way, will smith's wardrobe was looking

in the first couple of seasons. dude had those high ass shorts like the basketball players did back in the day. i know his crotch area had to be feeling uncomfortable in those shorts. luckily, willard stepped it up and got himself some REAL pants. disgracing himself on national tv wearing daisy dukes. dressing up like that, no wonder why his ass got jumped in the basketball court. stealing clothes from prince's closet.

**refujiunderground** · December 16th, 2012, 03:57 PM

man, dude is feeling sad that he whooped his teammates ass to go to the finals of the ultimate fighter. fuck that. you whooped his ass. he should have came harder. that elbow put him to sleep.

**refujiunderground** · December 16th, 2012, 04:19 PM

i want to be the very best..

something something something

you teach me and i'll teach you

POKE-KAY-MON

gotta catch em all, pokemon.

**refujiunderground** · December 16th, 2012, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by joswanprince

^

I wish I could teach Ash

(put pokemon balls inside his ass)

is that from a porno or something?

**refujiunderground** · December 16th, 2012, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by joswanprince

I wish ^^ I think it's a mere cosplay when the guy was too hot to play Ash Ketchum..

he's alright BUT he could get it.

Originally Posted by joswanprince

looks like The Thing 's dildo

i don't see it. it just looks like shit stacked up high.

**refujiunderground** · December 16th, 2012, 05:54 PM

man, i'm feeling horny.

this is funny. i jerked off to some women just now. i guess it's because i haven't jerked off in awhile to women where i was able to bust a nut quick looking at some photos or whatever.

but when i jerk off to some guys. it takes me some time. the strange thing is that the orgasm busting a nut to a guy is way more intense compared to women.

like i jerked off some hours prior to just now to some pic. i forgot who. it was carson long i believe. i busted a nut and my shit just rocket launched all over my hand and stuff. nothing but ghoops of it. plus i was feeling a bit horny too during that.

man, i wouldn't mind taping some ass right now BUT i'm not ready for any sex though. i would like to do it though. i certainly wouldn't want to get up afterwards. i'm tired as hell. i would like to bust a nut then go right to bed.

**RonR18** · December 17th, 2012, 12:30 PM

Needs a mouse...

**RonR18** · December 17th, 2012, 12:37 PM

Is his mouth big enough to grab all of them when he makes his move?

**RonR18** · December 18th, 2012, 03:56 AM

**RonR18** · December 18th, 2012, 04:00 AM

Suspicious dog is thinking, "Something's not right here"...

**RonR18** · December 18th, 2012, 04:24 AM

**RonR18** · December 18th, 2012, 05:03 AM

**RonR18** · December 18th, 2012, 05:04 AM

A good example of someone who thinks small...

**RonR18** · December 18th, 2012, 04:32 PM

I definitely wouldn't want to walk past all these cats in a dark alley...

**refujiunderground** · December 18th, 2012, 06:03 PM

the life and impending death of refujiunderground will continue after these short messages.

FAWK!!!

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 04:54 AM

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 04:55 AM

Modern day Batman...

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 04:58 AM

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 05:37 AM

A watch cat holds the fort down...

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 06:34 AM

How a face forms in the womb...

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 06:41 AM

Goat having his feelings hurt...

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 06:46 AM

I didn't know turtles were inclined to climb fences...

**RonR18** · December 19th, 2012, 06:57 AM

Poor Polly has to battle for the last bit of yogurt...

The owner needs to teach him the words, "No! Sit!" Butt I wonder if the dog would pay attention to commands coming from someone smaller than him.

**refujiunderground** · December 21st, 2012, 02:23 PM

BANDS TO MAKE HER DANCE
BANDS TO MAKE HER DANCE
BANDS TO MAKE HER DANCE
BANDS TO MAKE HER DANCE

and if you're mad at what i put or wondering if i'm crazy, read the following.

**refujiunderground** · December 21st, 2012, 02:27 PM

**refujiunderground** · December 21st, 2012, 02:34 PM

**JOHN B** · December 21st, 2012, 05:13 PM

LOL>..I love that second dog GIF...

**refujiunderground** · December 21st, 2012, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by JOHN B

LOL>..I love that second dog GIF...

LMAO. that guy got what he deserved. trying to kick the dog into the sea and end up putting himself in the water.

karma.

**refujiunderground** · December 22nd, 2012, 08:18 PM

sometimes when i fart, i fart so hard that i can feel my asshole vibrating. hasn't happened recently BUT dayum, i hate the feeling. the thought alone is killing me right now.

**RonR18** · December 24th, 2012, 06:40 AM

Ouch! Good way to drown by knocking yourself out...

**Adrock-JD** · December 24th, 2012, 10:31 AM

Oh, I thought this was a thread about the GOP.

**RonR18** · December 24th, 2012, 09:00 PM

**refujiunderground** · December 25th, 2012, 03:09 PM

so nasty.

**refujiunderground** · December 25th, 2012, 03:14 PM

the back of my head is hurting from laughing so hard.

**refujiunderground** · December 25th, 2012, 03:16 PM

**JOHN B** · December 25th, 2012, 03:45 PM

I. can't. stop. breaking. the. Christmas. lights.

(and to be honest...I don't want to.....hehehe..

)

**refujiunderground** · December 26th, 2012, 10:48 AM

**refujiunderground** · December 26th, 2012, 07:48 PM

i remember hearing this when popeyes was doing its promotion of free chicken.

this had to be back in 2007. not 09 when it was published in 2009.

the inspiration to the boondocks episodes.

this reminds me of how people used to make a fuss at taco hell whenever we didn't have that special item or weren't honoring that special promotion.

i feel sorry for the workers. they have to put up with the crazy ass customers that have more respect for the food than the actual workers.

**frankfrank** · December 27th, 2012, 05:08 PM

^ I still say that Popeye's Chicken should be fried in OLIVE OIL, and they should have spinach as a side on their menu.

**refujiunderground** · December 27th, 2012, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by frankfrank

^ I still say that Popeye's Chicken should be fried in OLIVE OIL, and they should have spinach as a side on their menu.

oh hell no. it's supposed to look unhealthy. it makes it taste even better.

speaking of food. i would LOVE to get me some roasted jerk pork. that salty roasted jerk pork in jamaica.

oh my god!! i'm about to jizz from hunger.

i also want to go to the heart attack grill and wingstop for those lemon pepper wings. my mom has a defryer. might make some lemon pepper wings myself.

i wonder what a scooby snack taste like.

**G-Lexington** · December 27th, 2012, 08:03 PM

^ You missed the humor, sir.

Random rant. One of the few things I can even be sussed to dislike about Facebook is the "I have too many friends" game. Someone announces that they think they have too many Facebook friends, and that they're going to do some "housecleaning". And I'm supposed to feel really special when I "survive" the housecleaning. Seriously. Whenever I see anyone doing this, I just respond "let me help" and defriend them myself. It's never anyone I know that well or really care about at all.

It happened this evening, so I gave my standard response and defriended her. She then immediately sent me a private message - "no, silly, I didn't mean YOU!" - along with a (re)friend request. This is her apparently not getting the point...

Lex

**frankfrank** · December 28th, 2012, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by refujiunderground

oh hell no. it's supposed to look unhealthy. it makes it taste even better.

speaking of food. i would LOVE to get me some roasted jerk pork. that salty roasted jerk pork in jamaica.

Popeye's cartoon girlfriend was Olive Oyl. Why Popeye and Bluto kept fighting each other over such an anorexic toothpick has never made any sense.

I've never had jerk pork before, because jerk chicken - yum!! - is the most common meat done that way. Would definitely go for the pork or goat version of this.

**Lefty** · December 29th, 2012, 01:18 AM

Many people

Get their goat,

choke their chicken

and pull their pork

don't ask nuttin about the mutton

**refujiunderground** · December 29th, 2012, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by frankfrank

Popeye's cartoon girlfriend was Olive Oyl. Why Popeye and Bluto kept fighting each other over such an anorexic toothpick has never made any sense.

I've never had jerk pork before, because jerk chicken - yum!! - is the most common meat done that way. Would definitely go for the pork or goat version of this.

couldn't have understood that joke. i saw popeye the cartoon but i didn't know the name of his girlfriend.

learned something in today.

but hey.. the same thing happens today. they have that stupid movie twlight where you have two guys trying to fight over some broad that looks 12 years old in the face. that chick looks nasty though like she bathes every 6 days.

you most definitely need to eat some jerk pork one time. just make sure that it's grilled though. you will enjoy it.

but anyways, a midget has been lazy for a good while. my feet is irritating me. my left hip was acting up the other night BUT now it's fine.

**RonR18** · December 30th, 2012, 12:24 AM

Good Samaritan instantly puts out boat fire using his own boat...

**mrbeebs** · December 30th, 2012, 12:38 AM

**Lefty** · December 30th, 2012, 01:11 AM

Welcome to nonsense Mr. Beebs.

**Adrock-JD** · December 30th, 2012, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by G-Lexington

^ You missed the humor, sir.

Random rant. One of the few things I can even be sussed to dislike about Facebook is the "I have too many friends" game. Someone announces that they think they have too many Facebook friends, and that they're going to do some "housecleaning". And I'm supposed to feel really special when I "survive" the housecleaning. Seriously. Whenever I see anyone doing this, I just respond "let me help" and defriend them myself. It's never anyone I know that well or really care about at all.

It happened this evening, so I gave my standard response and defriended her. She then immediately sent me a private message - "no, silly, I didn't mean YOU!" - along with a (re)friend request. This is her apparently not getting the point...

Lex

Adrock-JD "Likes" your post

Sarcasm is very tricky on the Internet.

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