Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[KaraBulut]

Welcome to the 2012 Edition of the Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB thread.

Sister Mary KaraBulut invites you to confess your sins and do your assigned penance.



Last year's edition- Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation [archive] can be found here.

[Ram]

I just ate carbs!

I have seen Sister Mary KaraBulut's sacred pussy. Now I know where she keeps her rosary.

[KaraBulut]

I have seen Sister Mary KaraBulut's sacred pussy. Now I know where she keeps her rosary.

I'm going to take my ruler to your bare behind.

Again.

[oakpope]

I didn't enjoy the amazing food my mother made for us during these holidays as much as I should have.

Bad son, need punishment from Evil Catholic Sister.

[Ram]

I finished a bottle of Nando's peri-peri sauce yesterday and my ass has still not forgiven me.

[KaraBulut]

There was misunderstood when Sis Kara B declared that this thread will be archived. I thought it will be deleted 4-ever NOOOOOOO

We resurrect threads on January 1st instead of Easter, like good fallen Catholics.

Bad son, need punishment from Evil Catholic Sister.

You gotta sin to get saved. Now go and sin some more.

[bluboi89]

i ate pine tree leaves today

[Centipede]

i'ge been hurtin

but im still here s owhatevs

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I was going to get a job today and not be lazy, but instead I'm watching trailers from Cannon Films.

[bluboi89]

;D

[rareboy]

^ Is this your admission that you are just trolling when you post a thread on JUB?

All I see is a broken icon.

[JASON0980]

My Midnight kiss this New Years was 10, 15, and 20 minutes late and with 3 different people. The first one was with a male to female trans girl.

And it is 10:00 in the morning on a Monday and I just took my first swig of Rum....

[alfaPA]

This thread has become a reminder of what I imagine logging into Twitter and Facebook might be like. ... and why I have not felt compelled to use either of them. please do not take this personally, as it was mostly the "I've got a sink full of dirty dishes...." post which inspired this post




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[mbamike]

I rather watch football today, The Capital One Bowl, than hookup with a guy. So, I'm not cruising the hookup sites today.

[JayHawk]

^^^



bet you change your mind by halftime



I post things on JUB just to get a rise out of Rareboy.

[Ram]

I was very close to deleting my account because I wanted to play Skyrim without any distractions.

I have been self-disciplining myself for the last 2 weeks but I can feel the game pulling me back.

[rareboy]

I put Jayhawk on ignore for a month or so as of yesterday.

[JayHawk]

Sweet... so it is working

[rareboy]

;D

Thanks Kara for fixing the link so that we could see the image.

lol.

So Bluboi, are you saying this is your cat?

Does he also share your bong?

[M4P]

I met 20 or so JUBers 4 years ago in St Louis and am still in contact with most of them on Facebook. No hiding behind phony avators - we know each other truthfully

[mbamike]

^^^



bet you change your mind by halftime

Sorry to disappoint you Jay, but I watched the entire game and the trophy presentation to South Carolina.

Nebraska scored 13 points in the first quarter, then South Carolina shut them down. South Carolina's defense was awesome! South Carolina won 30-13. Congratulations South Carolina!

[RaKroma]

I have a hard time reading and writing in script.

[AlmondMilk]

I am still obsessed with watching clips from "The Sing-Off."

[maxpowr9]

I finished a bottle of Nando's peri-peri sauce yesterday and my ass has still not forgiven me.

I remember when I was in Australia, there was a Nando's about 3 blocks from me and that stuff was so fucking good.

While I was cleaning out my closet when I was moving, I found this glass piece in my closet in a shoe box. I haven't touched the stuff in over 3 years...



P.S. Travis that's also the wallet I talked about a while back :0

[KaraBulut]

Im in the bath as I type this........

Pics or it didn't happen.

[bluboi89]

Thanks Kara for fixing the link so that we could see the image.

lol.

So Bluboi, are you saying this is your cat?

Does he also share your bong?

smoking pod is disgusting, hurts my head and i get hungry
9/10 times i smoked pod i felt disgusting

[Jayden]

Yeah, I don’t understand how this meandering thread managed to stay alive when others just like it (but more interesting) were banished to die in the Fun & Games forum.

This place makes ZERO sense. #smh




Oh yeah and a confession.... last week I had a one-night stand with a guy who's first and last name I didn't know (or cared to know for that matter).

I'm officially a whore.

I bet he was straight huh?

[RonR18]

I've never drank a single beer, other than taking a sip, one time. Couldn't stand the taste. Same thing with whiskey, scotch, etc. I used to drink small amounts of red wine for the supposed health benefits, but stopped when I decided 100% grape juice is just as effective, and won't poison my liver. I'm also paranoid about the side effects of drugs, and have never messed with them. Basically, I've never been high, except for the spaced out feeling from sleep deprivation.

[pat grimshaw]

^
Change it.

I know about 6 people who have changed their first name and two of those changed their surname as well— after discussing it with their parents.

You can do it via legal process (which costs about $800 in my country) or you can just do it for free via 'common law'.

[StlKj]

i'ge been hurtin

but im still here s owhatevs

This sums up my current state as well.

[RonR18]

This thread has become a reminder of what I imagine logging into Twitter and Facebook might be like. ... and why I have not felt compelled to use either of them. please do not take this personally, as it was mostly the "I've got a sink full of dirty dishes...." post which inspired this post

(White color made red, hehe.)

Hmmmmm, butt having a sink full of dirty dishes is on-topic in this thread. It's also a surprising confession, as I thought the poster was a paper plate/plastic cup kind of guy, like me. I've never had to wash a dish in my life, and I never will. I would rather watch paint dry than create such an unnecessary chore for myself.

[ravenstar]

I'm tempted to buy a membership to JUB again but the porn adds are much more interesting to look at then they were years ago lol.

[Jayden]

I'm thinking of having my nose redone and getting some lipo.

[maxpowr9]

I'm thinking of having my nose redone and getting some lipo.

I want some cosmetic surgery too; mostly reducing my chipmunk cheeks and excess skin around my stomach (lost about 60 lbs but the skin never retracted). Eventually I'll get some botox for my forehead and laser hair removal for my back too.

No I don't have body issues

[RaKroma]

In script? Do you mean cursive?Don't fret, RaKroma. They don't focus on it anymore in schools.They say that in another 30 years, it will take a translator to read a passage written in cursive.

It's always been referred to as "script" in my school. I learned it in elementary school but by middle school I abandoned it and it really is such an embarrassing handicap because at work dealing with written statements, almost always people use cursive.

I'm thinking of having my nose redone and getting some lipo.

Redone as in revision rhinoplasty? If I had easy money to throw I always wanted a nose-job too. I even said if I'll ever have it done (most likely never) I want it done by Dr. Sam Rizk. His nose jobs are really amazing.

[Jayden]

It's always been referred to as "script" in my school. I learned it in elementary school but by middle school I abandoned it and it really is such an embarrassing handicap because at work dealing with written statements, almost always people use cursive.
Redone as in revision rhinoplasty? If I had easy money to throw I always wanted a nose-job too. I even said if I'll ever have it done (most likely never) I want it done by Dr. Sam Rizk. His nose jobs are really amazing.

Yes a revision. I want it a tad thinner at the tip. And my stomach needs some lipo.

[unloadonme]

I still haven't gotten my New Year's kiss from last year... I'll settle for one, though. Just one!

My pleasure!

[JASON0980]

I still haven't gotten my New Year's kiss from last year... I'll settle for one, though. Just one!

*checks watch and calendar. "shit really late, i'll have to make up for it."


it's creepy that we both had the same thought at the same time days later unloadonme

[palbert]

I am thinking of having my Facebook removed, or at least cauterized so it is not so prominent.

[Gravelord_Nito]

I broke up with the guy I was for around 8 months. I feel terrible but I was feeling neglected and unnapreciated I guess it was for the best.

[JayHawk]

Joswan... get flavored lube.....

oh and the confessional part...

I am a whore.

[maxpowr9]

My BF surprised me today and cooked me dinner. He's not the best cook but I appreciated his effort. It was only stir fry with rice but I found that he added a bit too much soy sauce and not enough hot sauce for my taste. That bok choy (he knows my favorite vegetable!) was very delicious. I taught him well.

[maxpowr9]

I can cook better than your boyfriend

He gives better head than you.

[pat grimshaw]

^


I'm appreciating JUB more now that I've put some of the time-wasters on Ignore. However I haven't put any of those JUBbers who hate me on ignore.

[maxpowr9]

you must be silently insertee your comment while Im doing my lazy typing !! You cunning boi!

It's okay. We forgive you.

[TheOscar]

A few days ago I had the biggest stool day evER!

It's as size of a ripe chiquitita banana..or a large size dildo.

I was like..O gowd..O lordy, give me mercy!!
That was fucking hurt!

but in the midst of pain, in slow motion, I was thinking to myself:

You think you can deserve to hold a gay man title, you nasty cunt! Gay man can take this shit! C'mon, PUSH!

In a count of 3, finally I can push out that giant boat, which of course will create toilet clog in my low flush toilet. Godamnit!

Oh wow. XD
Well, you gave yourself some motivation, so good for you! Haha.

[JayHawk]

Umm Someone get telstra... he will enjoy Joswans experience... :P

[maxpowr9]

I was grabbing a pair of sweatpants from my dresser just now and after I put them on, I find a twenty dollar bill in the left pocket. I shout to my BF to beckon and I wave the bill in front of him and say "I want a blow job."

[KaraBulut]

I find a twenty dollar bill in the left pocket. I shout to my BF to beckon and I wave the bill in front of him and say "I want a blow job."

^ I'd do it for $1

[JayHawk]

I have lived in my current apartment since June of 2011.

I have sang with all my abilities, laughed out loud (literally), yelled incomprehensible vulgarities at the computer, had amzing but LOUD sex and talked to my dog like he was a person just chillin out....

So this last week new people moved in next door and they are a bit louder than the other two adjoining apartments. So I can hear some of the most mundane things going on in their aprtment, a phone ring, a computer UPS beeping and I wonder what my remaining neighbor thinks about me... lol