Boy band One Direction

[celebfake]

Well, i hated them but the body is his, and the money too... Ill just let him do whatever he wants. LOL

[celebfake]

And I never tought i would be talking to u, I appreciate ur fakes make a long time. Ur one of my two favorite fakers, thanks for the inspiration!

[Wafflecakes]

Well, i hated them but the body is his, and the money too... Ill just let him do whatever he wants. LOL

Of course. Its not like there is anything we can do.

....except bitch and moan. Which I intend to keep doing! <3

And I never tought i would be talking to u, I appreciate ur fakes make a long time. Ur one of my two favorite fakers, thanks for the inspiration!

[iluvjsumpter]

Also.....only queen Louis looking good shirtless in Kiss You video...as per usual.

I think Niall & Liam also look great, with Niall in the Super Yummy category.

[MJEH89]

These pics just confirm to me again that Zayn is absolutely my favourite by some distance. They're all good looking guys but Zayn is just something else, plus in that shirtless pic he's looking more toned than he has in the past. Love me some Zayn and his quiet, shy nature make him all the sexier to me!

this....and this....and this....and this....

funny video love zayn *:*

....and this....

Zayn is gorgeous but he really need to ditch that haircut

...and this...yeah, a little shorter and w/o the splash of blonde up front.

I love how Zayn just jumped him

Yes!!! adorable!!!!

as an example of how in love with Zayn I am, I watched the entire vid twice with my eyes on Zayn during the whole thing...!!! messed up, I know....

[AlexanderValentine]

So... #HaylorBreakUpSongTitles is trending on Twitter... I shouldn't laugh, but some of the titles are quite witty.

[sokker]

So what if Harry has gained a few pounds? He's still looking fairly good! It's not like he's overweight or anything. I actually think he was too skinny back then, and there was even a rumor about an eating disorder. I'd much rather have him healthy and weighing slightly more. Besides.. the guys are so busy that they barely have time to work out. Harry was breaking out all over with spots too. It's because he's stressed. All that unnecessary traveling because of the pure publicity relationship with Taylor wasn't exactly helping either. I feel bad for the guys. They're so overworked. They had some time off now recently, but that didn't do Harry any good, because he had to spend every second with Taylor, sigh.

[Sinestro]

Yes!!! adorable!!!!

as an example of how in love with Zayn I am, I watched the entire vid twice with my eyes on Zayn during the whole thing...!!! messed up, I know....

No more so than me having my eyes out Harry the entire time. And he wasn't an awful lot in that vid though :/

[vacancy3]

Also.....only queen Louis looking good shirtless in Kiss You video...as per usual.

sweet mercy cream in my jeans dreams tonight

[Wafflecakes]

Poor boy.....so flawless.

[vacancy3]

waffle you are makin me have palpitations....in my pants

[thumbs]

sweet mercy cream in my jeans dreams tonight

Oh My God, I know!! He's SOO Hott! I jerked off while watching the video. And I'm going to jack off again to these gifs later. Thanks for posting these, whoever it was!

[jjrod321]

Two things.

#1: Taylor Swift is a whore. All of the songs she writes are about her (that's how I'm viewing it).

#2: Louis and Zayn DEF looked the best in the "Kiss You" video. I think Louis scored first for me this time.

[Polydeuces]

Yea...his tattoos are totally messed up.

If I passed him on the beach I would not take a 2nd look. Harry is much better with clothes on.

[jjrod321]

If I passed him on the beach I would not take a 2nd look. Harry is much better with clothes on.

I agree! He seems like he doesn't keep up with himself. He looks like a homeless person in that pic haha

[Eidolon]

I agree! He seems like he doesn't keep up with himself. He looks like a homeless person in that pic haha

Too much stress from trying to maintain a fake relationship :P

[AlexanderValentine]

If I passed him on the beach I would not take a 2nd look. Harry is much better with clothes on.

Depends if he's smiling, I've always though he had the best/cutest smile.

[hairybum]

I'm jerkin now thinkin about puttin my face in all their asses and sniffin!!!

[Vaischakalogia]

sweet mercy cream in my jeans dreams tonight

I bet your cream & louis' cream are alike! BOTH DELICIOUS!!
I WILL NEVER BRUSH MY TEETH IF I GOT THE CHANCE TO DRINK LOUIS' SEMEN! F*CK YEAH!!!

[Wafflecakes]

Ugh my images got removed. Guess thats what I get for not checking where they were uploaded. Reposting.

[Jon-09]

I agree, Niall looks so HOT in that sailorboy outfit. Wish we could get more of him in it.

[AlexanderValentine]

Good to see the 1D boys are abuzz posting pictures again..... Harry + Sleeping = ADORABLE

Oh and Taylor dumped Styles because all he wanted was sex (always the mans fault with her) and she's in the studio ("Uh-oh" her words) why break the habit of a lifetime I guess.

[looseliam]

^ I don't think it was 'Harry wants sex' so much as 'Taylor doesn't have sex'. At least, that's what I get from the gossip I read.

[AlexanderValentine]

^ I don't think it was 'Harry wants sex' so much as 'Taylor doesn't have sex'. At least, that's what I get from the gossip I read.

She said she wouldn't put out.. so lets say it wasn't fake, they just shared hotel rooms a LOT and never had sex.. I thought that nonsense stopped at Britney.

Real answer: Her "good girl" image was questioned by her ever expanding list of Boyfriends so instead she'll throw him under a bus to save her image.

[Adrock-JD]

I'm all for tattoos....But really?

This has to be cut and paste from People of Walmart site

[Eidolon]

Zayn's birthday today

[Vaischakalogia]

Their Cum taste for me


Zayn- butter caramel
Louis- Asparagus
Harry- Slim Jim
Nial- Sweet potato
Liam- Nutella

[jjrod321]

IMO, Louis always looks the most clean and clean-cut guy.

[Wafflecakes]

I agree, Louis is flawless.

Harry has gotten so trashy lately lol.

[Willie Boy]

Harry used to be my favorite. Now he looks like shit. Niall is now my favorite.

[Wafflecakes]

I know I have done this before but.....

Looks:
Louis>Zayn>Liam>Niall>Harry(He looks especially awful in candid's where he is not "done up")

Personality:
Louis>Harry>Zayn>Liam>Niall

Voice:
Liam=Zayn>Harry>Niall=Louis

That said I don't dislike any of them.

[iluvjsumpter]

Harry used to be my favorite. Now he looks like shit. Niall is now my favorite.

Willie Boy, some of us have been spot on regarding Niall from the beginning.

[Adrusek81]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Scrawny, bony teens who look like little boys that have beaten with an ugly stick, have barely passable voices and sing cliched songs that have already been heard a million times, because they were put together during a TV show that's about as interesting as wet cardboard, are NOT attractive. They just have been publicized to death by that soulless creature Simon Cowell, and they will last for as long as he doesn't find some other disposable bunch of child-looking malnourished little kids gangly teens to exploit.

[Wafflecakes]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Scrawny, bony teens who look like little boys that have beaten with an ugly stick, have barely passable voices and sing cliched songs that have already been heard a million times, because they were put together during a TV show that's about as interesting as wet cardboard, are NOT attractive. They just have been publicized to death by that soulless creature Simon Cowell, and they will last for as long as he doesn't find some other disposable bunch of child-looking gangly teens.

Good for you?

Want a cookie?

[SilverWolf]

Good for you?

Want a cookie?

I think he needs a hug. Clearly he's been traumatized by the fact people like different things and have different definitions beauty.

[looseliam]

I want a cookie I want a cookie

pleaseopleaseoplease

[Wafflecakes]

Too late....Niall ate em all

[Poozy1]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Scrawny, bony teens who look like little boys that have beaten with an ugly stick, have barely passable voices and sing cliched songs that have already been heard a million times, because they were put together during a TV show that's about as interesting as wet cardboard, are NOT attractive. They just have been publicized to death by that soulless creature Simon Cowell, and they will last for as long as he doesn't find some other disposable bunch of child-looking malnourished little kids gangly teens to exploit.

Feel better now that you took that big dump?

[AlexanderValentine]

Feel better now that you took that big dump?

I'm more worried about the area that big dump came out of, is the mouth the norm now?

[Poozy1]

I'm more worried about the area that big dump came out of, is the mouth the norm now?

I just thought he was talking out his ass. But have you ever seen the Southpark episode where people start eating & pooping in reverse?

[iluvjsumpter]

I'm not even going to quote that hate. And it sure does take a lot of it to not only click on a thread of a subject/s you dislike but also type a long, garbage-filled post. Rational JUBers don't enter threads of a subject/s they don't like. Maybe its author likes obese women instead.

[mike1491]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Scrawny, bony teens who look like little boys that have beaten with an ugly stick, have barely passable voices and sing cliched songs that have already been heard a million times, because they were put together during a TV show that's about as interesting as wet cardboard, are NOT attractive. They just have been publicized to death by that soulless creature Simon Cowell, and they will last for as long as he doesn't find some other disposable bunch of child-looking malnourished little kids gangly teens to exploit.

You really need a life.

If you don't even like these guys, why even come here in the first place?

[looseliam]

Too late....Niall ate em all

bollocks... I'll just be here... playing with myself....

[Aetharon]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Scrawny, bony teens who look like little boys that have beaten with an ugly stick, have barely passable voices and sing cliched songs that have already been heard a million times, because they were put together during a TV show that's about as interesting as wet cardboard, are NOT attractive. They just have been publicized to death by that soulless creature Simon Cowell, and they will last for as long as he doesn't find some other disposable bunch of child-looking malnourished little kids gangly teens to exploit.

So much hate in one post.. At least we agree on one thing though - Simon Cowell is a soulless critter.

With regard to 1D, why bother coming into the thread if you hate them so much? What purpose does it really serve?

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Liam, I'll happily play with you while someone runs out to buy more cookies

[ravenstar]

Ugh my images got removed. Guess thats what I get for not checking where they were uploaded. Reposting.

Give it a little more time for that chest hair to grow and he's going to end up in the hot and furry thread in the gay porn forum

I have to say, he's definitely a cutie.

[Wafflecakes]

Liam is so adorable I can't stand it.

lol yeah....he is so cute.

Very "boy next door".

[minztee]

am i the only one seeing johnny rapid?

[SilverWolf]

Nial's nipple

[iluvjsumpter]

am i the only one seeing johnny rapid?

Holy cow, that is amazing. I'm surprised I've never put that together, as I love both 1D & Johnny Rapid. Liam & Johnny could definitely pass for brothers. A couple pics of Johnny for comparison...

[celebfake]

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