Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

[DonQuixote]

The following is from our loving OP . . .

“Chaz, is this what turned you out of the closet? lol”






And then, there is this . . .



(I have to take credit for the second one - but I would never have found it if I hadn't gone searching for a You Tube version of the first one.)

[Lefty]

RedOuche and Chezeaquez
those were Epic posts...Brafuckingo Boys, Bravo and Thanks.

[DonQuixote]

Glad you like them - the first was your idea afterall.

[Lefty]

Not to be rude or a Nanny type, BUT

aren't you supposed to be abed?

Is your inclement weather keeping you

from the arms of Morpheus?

{'ll Try to send a Binky Boy or three later

[Riverrick]

Good Morning.

Funny jokes there, Don.

[DonQuixote]

Evening, Leftykins and RiverRick.

I headed on up somewhere along the line - after I switched stations to meditate.
Been a pair of whatcha might call Hellacious days.

[Lefty]

To all 5 of you friends and followers, My posts etc will be limited for a few days.
It appears that W-8pro was a Cancer to my 7mo old top of the line Dell. Not
being a 'geek or nerd' type I can't explain but the vet recommended euthanasia.
Mama Dell isn't the bad guy. Mama Micro is.

27" Samsung touch w/W8pro but a lousy 1 terabyte of mem has been ordered. If
their computers are as good as their TV's and other stuff, then this was a good trade-
off. My brick and mortar BestBuy at Sunrise /Citrus Heights has been very good about
a long frustrating trek. Thank God I went through them from Day 1. If this had been a
on line direct...w the manufacturer...or MS, I'd probably still be screaming and crying.

The local geek squaders and their supervisor and his boss, have been super, above
and beyond. I am pro BestBuy GeekSquad and from personal experience. I should be
all back at 100% by 6Mar....(much to the disappointment of some Jubbers)lol

[Riverrick]

Good Luck Lefty.

We'll see you on the other side.

[DonQuixote]

Our OP has already seen this, but for those who may not have - Every wonder what happened to our Mr. Piggy?
He's become a Poster Child in Europe . . .

[DonQuixote]

Lefty has a new neighbor . . .

She's single... She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied,
"Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said,
"Good! In that case, could you watch my kids?"

It sucks being a senior citizen.

[DonQuixote]

Somebody's dissin' me ancestry. . .

Irish handymen


Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height, and she gives us the length.'

. . . guess I'll have to go have a pint to drown me sorrows.

[crimsonpaine]

[DonQuixote]

[Lefty]

Ye Gods and Goddesses,

Rush Samson ...

I am suffering Big Dell withdrawal.

RedOuche, Chezekaquez, I am so

counting on you to keep my poor

threads active while I suffer through.

Will this cursed week-end ever expire.

[DonQuixote]

I truly feel your pain, my Leftykins amigo.
'twas not over long ago that I was limping along with an nigh on ancient Mac while this beast was having its long term memory banks reinitialized and refreshed.

[crimsonpaine]

[DonQuixote]

Hey, Lefty,
I see you went out for a late night swim . . .

[crimsonpaine]

Lefty's ava reminds me of Cthulhu

[DonQuixote]

This offering came to me from our good Lord York. . .

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff.
Whilst waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group
Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it was "pleasure"?

A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.

A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal
who was in charge of making the coffee.

What was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."

The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

[Lefty]

Samson has arrived.

Holy Shit...keys on the board have been moved and it's different'.

I'm gonna love it (I think)



Let me check with the judges above...\/

And the guys below...\/

[DonQuixote]

What keys have moved??

Glad you're having a good time with it.
It's good to see you up and "up"!

[DonQuixote]

Oh, I came across a new line of men's undergarments - found them a bit "different", lol.

I've always tucked up in my shorts - these are definitely designed to point down.
And, as a grower, I don't know if I've got enough length to take advantage of the "features and benefits" presented, lol.

Interesting possibilities, though.

http://www.obviously.com.au/Gallery.aspx

http://www.obviously.com.au/Shop/Det...x?ProductId=40

http://www.obviously.com.au/Shop/Det...?ProductId=235

http://www.obviously.com.au/Shop/Det...?ProductId=235

http://www.obviously.com.au/Shop/Det...?ProductId=284

I'd like to have feedback from somebody in the know.
They aren't cheap.
Modal is very nice and soft to the skin.

[Lefty]

If I was to give up on Commando,

and have an Aussie need to fulfill,

Aussie Bum is pricy enough and I

believe they have underwear that

will be quite friendly with your grower.

[crimsonpaine]

If they are anything like the anatomically correct pouches in Christian Andrew's underwear, then they are quite comfortable, as the marketing says, you feel almost naked.

http://www.andrewchristian.com

[DonQuixote]

Thanks.

Underwear can get pricey - I tend to be a boxer brief guy - "fuller figure" (lard ass!) lol.
But, sweat and chafing can always be a concern.

Rayon and Modal are good fabrics.

[Lefty]

And on an entirely different note,

due to the 'mild recession' we aren't having,
I had to trade my beach front estate





in Morro Bay for slightly more modest quarters
a bit farther down the road and inland...



Obviously my boys were not overly happy..

[Riverrick]

Interesting bike rack........

[DonQuixote]

It most certainly is, lol.

Here's a little musical interlude for you . . .

[crimsonpaine]

evening gents

[DonQuixote]

Cute, Andy.

[DonQuixote]

[Riverrick]

Good ones Don and Andy.

[Riverrick]

[DonQuixote]

So sensual - and to the point on the other hand, lol.

Now for a non-partisan political comment:

[Riverrick]

I think you hit it on the head, Don.

[DonQuixote]

My Facebook feed is full of fun and games tonight - here's another -

[Lefty]

RedOuche, Ricky Stirry and Chezkaquez.

Good to see you all in such a chipper

state. Especially considering after the

sun rises. it will be Monday again.

Porno pics tonight...here or in Comments?

[DonQuixote]

I will have to catch them on the morrow.
This busdriver has to have his charge to work for the 0600 shift in the AM - means an 0430 alarm setting for this old boy.

Hey, while I'm thinking about it - I just saw a picture of your roomie on my FB page -

You stuffed your medicinal herbals in her fanny pack, didn't you?

[crimsonpaine]

Night Don.

Remember cats are your friend. They chase off the little troll monster that wants to steal your breath while you're sleeping.

They also like to lick the butter, but who can blame them? Butter taste good.

[Lefty]

Chezkaquez, don't you people have Public Transit? Maybe the early work person

could learn about Bikes? As to the roomie, hardly. Roomie barely tolerates

Wine on major holidays. lol...no, COL.

Andykins, pussys have lapped baby batter since the first time Eve had a period.

Yes, that long ago.


lol

[DonQuixote]

Our Mass Transit doesn't come out this way on our schedule - 0600 is a wee bit early.
And, I'm not sure which direction it goes.

As for bikes - some pretty rough hills, and she's prone to exercise and cleaner induced asthma.

So, much as we might like . . .
Gets me to work on time/early those days.

Having said that, I'm shorting myself my 6 hours of nightly bliss.

Take care.

[crimsonpaine]

[Lefty]

And a good Morning to you also!!!

[DonQuixote]

Evening, Andy and Lefty.

[Lefty]

Good evening old boy...

Might want to poke your head into the

Jubber looks like and Dump a comment threads.

[crimsonpaine]

[DonQuixote]

Oooh, cruel, man, cruel.

Continuing with my Easter Chocolate theme - here are some more "eggs" ready for filling . . .

They could almost be sweet Daleks . . .

[Riverrick]

[Lefty]

Just Like Cadburys,



My Eggs are full of creme too...



and almost no Glutens or Glucose,

just Pure Protein and vitamins

[DonQuixote]

I think you're misrepresenting YOUR body there, Leftykins . . .