illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

[dynk]

If I kneel by the dumpster will someone come by and stick their cock in my mouth?

[chace1617]

Zac Efron...

i know that's totally random but that's what's on my mind!

[dynk]

I would never do a celebrity even in the alley

[HornyHenry]

Take away the bright lights and it reminds me of the alleys behind a couple of bars where we men used to get sucked off and recycle our beer. Once in a while we fucked ass there too.

[dynk]

WHen do the lights go out?

[dynk]

Can't I offer to suck him off?

[Sausy]

Oh,IGB.....knew you werre a little overextended but I didn't realize it would come to this!!!

Coffee,and liquor donated by Sausy's Place to your heart's content!Food too...though some stuff might be of the just about to expire quality.Just sayin'.But you know it IS the thought that counts!!!

[dynk]

looks like I missed Sausy

[dynk]

I am drooling on my sandwich I found in the dumpster

[dynk]

naw, they emptied the dumpster 2 days ago. Makes more room for sleeping

[dynk]

I already grabbed it and hit it

[LilBit]

Li'l Bit made a doody in the alley. :~(

Here it is:

[fetaby]

*sides steps teh pile of shit*

If this place doesn't have a fort made out of old packing crates, I ain't staying...

[fetaby]

Pretty good. Enjoying the popcorn, even though my main vendor has been hit with the hammer.

Tomorrow I whore myself to the masses in an effort to get a lil scratch.

Was surprised to see a thread bumped today. The why do we shield our children from homosexuality thread, bumped apparently for a personal dig at one of the contributors. Nothing of substance in the bump at all, but oh well.

[fetaby]

What's the problem? That the forum is gay, or that you're posting here?

I've never been one to beg someone to stay, or ask someone to leave. People will do as people want.

I am curious though, who is the old troll that's apologizing to you?

[GamerBear]

How bout' I rob that delicatessen down the street?

Oh boy that looks good!

[Sausy]

I'm having a weird mixture of old trolls coming out and apologizing to me, and new ones crawling out of the woodwork.

God, our trolls are dumb. The latest one, that came after me in the "Am I An Asshole" thread? I wonder if he has a fucking clue that I can have copies of his term papers by tomorrow afternoon. Moron.

My patience is being tested lately; I'm either going to be self-deleting soon or sticking around only for the Keen Eyes thread. I have no faith in 99% of the members here. It's become a daily thing that I have to remind myself that I'm posting on a gay forum. And that's a problem.

Aw....sorry things might come to that.Don't want to say adios to IGBGuess this place is the only place on JUB to REALLY get away from it all!

[Sausy]

Glad I could help!

Always great to see you,Robert

[dynk]

Good morning igb

sorry you feel bad about F&G

[Gussss]

I hope you feel better today IGB, than yesterday.

I brought a candle, it makes the dumpster smell better.

[dynk]

That is why I only post in F&G since 2006

[Gussss]

I like sex behind the dumpsters!

Put it in, and in, and in, and in!!

[dynk]

I am going down the alley passing out free condoms

[dynk]

I was an infection Control nurse on my last job. Maybe I should also give out syringes also

[dynk]

That can be arranged I have the connections

[dynk]

Was the alley crowded while I slept?

[dynk]

I saw the placard, wrong place I think

[Gussss]

Well, I guess those labels on the meds were right. You shouldn't mix alcohol with muscle relaxers. I don't even remember posting my last one. Sorry guys!!

[DaddyBadger]

[dynk]

^how does he pee?

[LilBit]

Li'l Bit is bored. Who wants to push drunk people into traffic?

[CenaOrtonlover]

....This alley looks very familiar...I think I may have blown a few guys back here before...Meh I'm a whore I've blown people all over the place But that's our little secret! I must say I really like what you've done with the place IGB you've really spruced this place up. I can honestly say I feel a little less trashy being in this alley then I did the last time around

On a side note I have to agree with you on the whole situation. Sometimes I can't stand to see how blind people in our community are. The logic seems to be: As long as the guy is hot who cares if he'd wipe our community off of the the face of the earth first chance he got. I'm all for a hot guy but if he wants me dead that might make me sucking his cock a little on the awkward side.

[Kyanimal]

HA! Another amazing, amusing, thread by igb!

The last, dark, "back alley" I was in, was full of Guys blowing, and fucking, other Guys! I had to go back at least two, three (maybe four) times! Of course, that was only after some more !! (Just so I could "take it"! )

Alleys may be the "underbelly" of Society! Butt, heh!, if that's where the "Happy Trail" leads ... !!

Just sayin' ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

P.S. Was that enough Smilies for You??

[dynk]

Too many smilies, especially for the alley

[EJMichaels]

P.S. Was that enough Smilies for You??

You forgot this one


So, this is what what I miss when I filter out F&G from my New Posts.

[dynk]

does that help? .....

You got it, now back to the rear dumpster

[dynk]

Howdy !

[LilBit]

Isn't this Lil Bit's doody?

No, Li'l Bit's doody looks like Ronald Reagan. IGB is still mad at Li'l Bit for posting several questions about it in his "ask me anything" thread.

[LilBit]

^ Huh? Nonsense!

Here, calm down and smoke some crack with me...

Can we push drunk people in traffic afterwards?

[dynk]

how vile to toss people into the traffic like that.

[dynk]

It will have a big dent

[DaddyBadger]

Is there any pizza left ?

[LilBit]

Li'l Bit peed in someone's pants. Not sure whose they are, though...

[dynk]

How did my pants get so wet?

[DaddyBadger]

And, this is somehow different than it is usually ?

[Sausy]

IGB,you've been getting enough rest lately?Not only is there a movie scene in your eye but some big ass circles under it!And oy,so bloodshot...you know crack is wack!

[dynk]

*the dynkster rummages through the dumpster seeking a newspaper*

[unloadonme]

Monkey problem? This is what you need to do:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-11433539

[DaddyBadger]

[dynk]

Who grabbed my tail?


Good morning DB