The Political Cartoon Thread

[Centexfarmer]

^ !

Love it!

[White Eagle]

Phelps swims into history.

[CowboyBob]

Romney committed voter fraud.



The head of the republican party is a drug addict and now the man they want to nominate is a felon many times over.

[Lefty]

Damned if it doesn't almost seem that way or maybe

[Jack Springer]

Romney committed voter fraud.



The head of the republican party is a drug addict and now the man they want to nominate is a felon many times over.

I thought voter fraud didn't exist. Get your story straight.

[CowboyBob]

I thought voter fraud didn't exist. Get your story straight.

Romney committed voter fraud. Just one of the many criminal activities he's indulged in. Him being a bold faced liar isn't criminal but there are enough stupid people who will believe his lies and vote for him anyway.

[Jack Springer]

Romney committed voter fraud. Just one of the many criminal activities he's indulged in. Him being a bold faced liar isn't criminal but there are enough stupid people who will believe his lies and vote for him anyway.

Bob, how many times have you said on CEP that voter fraud didn't exist? countless

[Lefty]

Even though a submission of mine here induced the ire of a neighbor who prefers
pictures to words for his cartoons, I am offering this cartoon in story/written form...
My skills are not such that I could draw or video it.
Although the joke is just a bastardization of an oldie and I am non-partisan I laughed.
Hope some of you enjoy it.




NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE - - -

Queen's Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.

"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.

It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

[Jack Springer]

Ain't that the truth.

[Jack Springer]

[Rick Ratzinger]

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Let no-one say that German papers disrespect conservative American politicians. .

Many deferential obituaries prove the contrary. Below just one fine example of respectful transatlantic treatment from June 2004...

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[Centexfarmer]

While some of y'all are sitting there 'rubbing one out' the "I don't stand for anything but will vote for anyone that isn't Obama," just ate their own here in Texas:



The Republican Primary winner to replace Republican Kay Baily Hutchison, in the U.S. Sentate is none other than Tea Party favorite; the Conservative Cuban Ted Cruz.

They're going to make the right wing conservatards look like wild eye liberals come November 2012.

[White Eagle]

One last one for the Olympics.

[White Eagle]

This time Ryan, what else?

[CowboyBob]

Watch out Grandma..... if you vote these radicals in they'll take away Medicare and Social Security.

[jackoroe]

Can we please post cartoons in the cartoon thread and not argue?

[Lefty]

Yes Jack-o,


As far as I am concerned you and whoever 'we' is

CAN certainly post all the cartoons you desire. As to

the arguing part, I don't think that even industrial

strength Velcro fasteners or Midas Mufflers would be

adequate to the task....



Hear what I'm saying?

[Jack Springer]

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[Centexfarmer]

This election cycle? Pretty Much...

[chance1]

[Jack Springer]

[Centexfarmer]

It would be funny if it weren't so true.

[CowboyBob]

A few of AWESOME Paul (Eddie Munster) Ryan

[CowboyBob]

[Kulindahr]

Chill man. Don't you have a sense of humor at all?

You're stiff in the wrong place.

GC, when JACK says you need a sense of humor, you REALLY need a sense of humor!
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[Kulindahr]

Bob, how many times have you said on CEP that voter fraud didn't exist? countless

When comparing a number less than one hundred to one closer to a billion, the lesser can be treated as zero. When comparing the number one to the quantity one, it can't.

Should be "Ryan Redevelopment".

[Lefty]

A picture = 1,000 words?

[Jack Springer]

^^^^

Honest advertising.

[Lefty]

Not sure if this belongs here, screw the political angle...

I just like the droll wit that came up with it,

you think?

Pardon my “french”


Romney's Horse
So the Romneys are selfish for keeping a horse?

And employing a groom with a family to support.

And paying for feed that’s sold by someone with a family to support

and it's transported in trucks by someone with a family to support

and manufactured in a factory by people with families to support from
stuff that’s grown by farmers with families to support.

And then having a barn built by construction workers with families to
support with materials trucked by drivers with families to support from
factories with workers with families to support.

Sounds to me like that one horse has done more to put Americans to
work than that horse’s ass in the White House.

oh, and if it chaps the ass of that guys what can't read his cartoons... two wins lol

sorry centex, that blue line^ was a bit rude, edit if you must.

[White Eagle]

[Jack Springer]

[FanofFiction]

Biden is an issue for poor Barack. I wouldn't want him as a running mate. I love this last batch of toons.

[CowboyBob]

[White Eagle]

A goody one

[Jack Springer]

[Stardreamer]

You I think along similar lines every time I see those bumper stickers although I don't give Christian as much of a break as this does. Change the last line to read poses less of a threat and the line on gays to oppressed by instead of simply suppressed and it would be close.

[White Eagle]

Goppers at it again lol

[JayHawk]

[Centexfarmer]

^

[CowboyBob]

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[Jack Springer]

We're just looking for the real one. Don't care about the fakes.

^

[CowboyBob]

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[Kulindahr]

They'd arrest Jesus for practicing medicine without a license.
Of course the Democrats would help, because they want to regulate every bit of every profession.

[White Eagle]

Neil Armstrong RIP