The Official TIM TEBOW thread!!! [merged]

[-Kane-]

Huntneo....Tim ain't even your type....You would never hit on a "Tim" in public, you'd admire him from afar.......You know you like'em Thick, Stocky and with a Big'ol Booty..........
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MisterMajestic, I respectfully disagree. He simply "likes em" White. For him (and other snow queens like him), It doesn't matter how utterly disgusting and despicable your views are..As long as you meet the requirement of being a (str8) white male, any other standard need not be mentioned. The only thing I find more repulsing than Tebow's views, is the shameless lust by some bottom-feeder homos on this thread.

A little SELF RESPECT goes a long way.

[StoneyII]

[Guy_Gardner]

with that cro-mag face and pussy pink lips..pass and a half...

[John West Fan]

I conquer with your Tom Brady statement. I 100% conquer.

Conquer?

You mean "concur"!

[rondl1205]

i personally can not stand his preaching. cant stand anyone who preaches.

but he gives 150% on the field and he is an emotional guy. he is incredibly masculine.

his body is unreal, so solid. love his nips.

and he has the most kissable lips.

i drool over him.

[stillscion20]

Meh he's good-looking but as many people said the christianness is a complete and utter turnoff. I'd much rather *play* with his wide receiver Eric Decker. Now that's a looker:











The Broncos have one sweet locker room.

[MisterMajestic]

Ummm...I have a variety of 'types'. And Tim does fit into one of those types.

I like a lot more than what you see me post in other forums. Stop assuming you "know" me. It's annoying..

I was teasing you and I didnt mean any harm.......You're absolutely right we don't know each other....I can PROMISE you this Huntneo. This is the last exchange we'll ever have on JUB.

Happy Fucking New year....
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[sp22er]

He's one of those people who I think is probably dumb as a rock, is probably/is not a very good person but I'll give him the hot body, but he's attractive in like a "situation" way, which is to say - on the surface.

[Robbert]

He's hot but I'm against faith. And he's not supportive towards gay people. I don't know him but if I would have spoken with him I would me it pretty clear he is not welcome

[bobinri]

I would love to see Eric Decker pound Tebow's ass

[kevbo]

Take from it what you will...

[bw92116]

Who is #12? Sorry, I don't follow football closely enough.

[kevbo]

His boyfriend, Tom Brady.

[bw92116]

So it's another bromance thing like Derek Jeter - Alex Rodriguez?

[MisterMajestic]

That's alright, MM. I'm sorry, and I apologize to you for being unnecessarily bitchy and responding that way even though i know you were joking with me.

Hey Man....I accept your apology and I hope you accept mine. I have teased you before about "types" and I didnt know it got on your nerves...LOL...Now I know so I won't do it again.....JUB has such a Rich history of Jubers attacking each other "just because" and sometimes it is hard to tell if someone is joking with you or simply throwing "jabs"....

So We're cool my Fellow Capricorn-Brother...Happy New Year and belated-Birthday........
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[ronboy]

Kev, Tommy and Tim are old news.

I'd like a crack at what QB Sam Bradford of the Rams, has in his football pants...

[kevbo]

Oh I know it's old news. Teblow keeps getting mentioned around here so just having a little fun.

Just fodder for all the Teboners out there...

[MoufOfKhaos]

Meh he's good-looking but as many people said the christianness is a complete and utter turnoff. I'd much rather *play* with his wide receiver Eric Decker. Now that's a looker:











The Broncos have one sweet locker room.

Now that IS a looker.

Don't like the durag on him, but hey, it can always be taken off.

[MoufOfKhaos]

And Tebow just sounds soooo manly...

[missbigpretty]

Has anyone seen this?

[aassdd33]

Has anyone seen this?

He is quite a lady.

[Ninja108]

I guess God didn't want Tebow to win. Will he credit him for that?

[Sgt Pepper]

This Eric Decker person needs to sit on my face.

[StoneyII]

Brady 3:16 your ass just got handed to you

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Just as I thought: Timmy started to believe the hype and got overconfident. Here's a hint, Teblow - there's no "i" in team, but there's one in "Suck It, Tebow!.

Tim Bob is Inspector Gadget, and the rest of the Broncos are Penny and Brain.

[Sgt Pepper]

Just as I always suspected, God is a Patriots fan. I'm sure Tebow would agree since he credits everything to God.

[Wafflecakes]

Just as I always suspected, God is a Patriots fan. I'm sure Tebow would agree since he credits everything to God.

lol. I normally don't watch football but watching Tebow get leveled in that game was well worth the time spent watching.

[Sgt Pepper]

The Pats are my favorite team and for the purposes of this site, Tom Brady is way hotter than Tim Tebow any day of the week.

[MisterMajestic]

Tim doesn't slap his teammates on the Ass but he likes to Kiss'em..







"Fuck Dude, not on the field, you know we only Kiss in the bedroom"...












"Wait till tonight Tim..Your ankles will be resting on my Shoulders, then I'm gonna finish-you-up-Missionary Style....Amen..."..













Tim just Loves himself some Chocolate...

[Sgt Pepper]

Tim Tebow sometimes looks like he's missing a chromosome.

[MisterMajestic]

On the field in the name of Charity...

[ocat3000]

comedians thoughts on ms Tebow

http://youtu.be/RdFmPeIhlL8

[Telstra]

Tim loved Jesus as much as his wife (if not more).

Is that mean Tim is gay?
coz Tim and Jesus (male) love each other so much !!!
BTW, is "Tebow" a fake surname ? It aren't European name.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZlaISS4Er0&feature=related[/ame]

[FPNY]

I don't understand how this guy gets so much attention. Isn't he a anti gay homo....phobe?

[G-Lexington]

The only thing hotter than a straight professional athlete...is a RELIGIOUS straight professional athlete.

Lex

[Soilwork]

I don't think he's ever made any comments about the gay thing.

I still think he's a grandstanding douchebag.

And Telstra, "Tebow" is his real name. It's actually an anglicized version of an Acadian last name which means his ancestors were from Atlantic Canada and moved to America after the British took over rule and many French left.

[FanofFiction]

Woot Woot! Atlantic Canadians rock!

[Telstra]

I love how the "true christians" think god only love them and taking part in their personal activities LOL

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnYKBwbKtvk&feature=related[/ame]

[Telstra]

I don't think he's ever made any comments about the gay thing.

I still think he's a grandstanding douchebag.

And Telstra, "Tebow" is his real name. It's actually an anglicized version of an Acadian last name which means his ancestors were from Atlantic Canada and moved to America after the British took over rule and many French left.

Atlantic Canada is a made up name.
He is obviously from 100% European ancestors.

[Soilwork]

Woot Woot! Atlantic Canadians rock!

Which is any we kicked his ancestors out. Douchebags that they are.

[Telstra]

this is so funny:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGZa-ybaDcE&feature=fvsr[/ame]

[Telstra]

Tebow saving himself for marriage LOL

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS8qqNnR3aM&feature=related[/ame]

[FanofFiction]

Nobody with a body like that saves themself for marriage.

[gsdx]

Personally, I feel it's more ego and arrogance than religion. If he were truly religious, he would be shying away from the attention rather than displaying himself in front of millions of people.

[Asenath]

Whether a football star, to paraphrase my man T.J., worships one god or a hundred is none of my business. It doesn't break my leg or pick my pocket.

What does concern me is his politics. When you make a commercial for Focus On The Family saying that no woman should ever have a certain medical procedure, ever. And thus, you align yourself with FotF's lobbying arm the AFA & its anti-woman and anti-LGBT agenda, then I can pretty much be sure I don't buy anything you endorse. Ever.

Or until you apologize for being a d-bag.

[MoufOfKhaos]

I wonder if Lebron James would get this much attention and lust on this site if after every successful shot, he got down on his knees and thanked the jesus.

Or why there aren't countless threads on Matt Hughes(UFC, for those not in the know), who's much more of a hardcore christian(and more attractive, but not less of a total douche) - hell, he even tried to preach to his team about it every chance he got!

If Tiger Woods became a vocal convert and put crosses on his golf clubs, would we all watch to see his tight khakis?

The things I wonder about each time Tebow comes up on this site.

[Asenath]

I don't know about Matt Hughes, but generally I think this sort of thing is only perceived as cute if you're real, real white and from that middle bit that conservatives think is the "Real" America.

Tim Tebow is just playing up to his fanbase.

ETA: I will say that one of the Evangelical, non-denominational, theology-lite/fundamentalist-heavy churches in my area sponsors its own MMA league. No, seriously. It's a thing in the heartland, "good godly men, fighting against the feminization of the church," - so maybe Matt Hughes does have a fanbase of sweaty-palmed & Jesus-loving Closet Cases who scream out his name while they lamely mount their wives. . .

[rareboy]

I can hardly wait for his fall from grace when he is exposed as a cheating cunt hound one day who has a tranny hooker bf on the side.

Seriously. Tim.

Jesus Christ doesn't give a fuck if you score a touchdown.

And I'm with Jesus.

And you only cheapen your religion by making it seem that you are Jesus' special pet.

[MisterMajestic]

Another Tebow thread and NONE of you get the fact that Tim is simply "Milking the cow"....

Some Athletes choose to Fuck a Kardashian to gain Fame..Tim prefers to Fuck with your mind..

[gsdx]

Personally, I feel it's more ego and arrogance than religion. If he were truly religious, he would be shying away from the attention rather than displaying himself in front of millions of people.

Another Tebow thread and NONE of you get the fact that Tim is simply "Milking the cow"....

I do. And I did.