The Official TIM TEBOW thread!!! [merged]

[Romalotti]

Yeah, I know what you mean. But I have some masochistic tendencies & I just don't care. I want him so damn bad.

[fetaby]

Apparently he is the anti-christ.

[Romalotti]

I think that the masochistic tendencies in gay men comes from the inferiority that is felt when growing up. Even if you're in an environment that's accepting of homosexuality, it must do something to the psyche to have 98% of the guys you are interested in want nothing to do with you whatsoever. Straight guys would rather fuck an ugly chick than kiss another man. I think that experiencing that during formative teen years breeds a complex that you are 'lesser than' most guys. I don't feel this way about myself NOW, but I sure did when I was younger and it still exists somewhere deep in my sense of self.

Not trying to get all deep on my own Tebow thread, but I just wanted to share my ideas.

[FanofFiction]

I don't understand why it's wrong to like Tebow. I think he's very attractive.

[hotdog1846]

Tim Tebow?

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

Still, it's a damn hawt house. I'd do him in a sec.

What!? I never said I was above such things.

[chrisw87]

Tim Tebow?

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

Still, it's a damn hawt house. I'd do him in a sec.

What!? I never said I was above such things.

maybe that is the appeal, lifesize fuck-toy. No inflation required.

[G-Lexington]

I think that the masochistic tendencies in gay men comes from the inferiority that is felt when growing up. Even if you're in an environment that's accepting of homosexuality, it must do something to the psyche to have 98% of the guys you are interested in want nothing to do with you whatsoever. Straight guys would rather fuck an ugly chick than kiss another man. I think that experiencing that during formative teen years breeds a complex that you are 'lesser than' most guys.

God, I hope not. I mean, yeah, I realized it sucked that most guys were straight. But I never had a problem with a fact that "straight guys would rather fuck an ugly chick than kiss another man". Had you told me that in my teens or yesterday, I would've responded the same way. "Well, yeah - that's because they're straight." I guess I just never took that shit personally. I never felt it a blow to my self-esteem because nobody on the football team wanted me to suck them off. It was like...I dunno, being a jazz fan in high school. I knew most people weren't, and I'd have to search harder to find someone with that commonality, but when I did, we'd presumably click over it. Not "go to bed with one another" necessarily, but have somebody you could talk to about it.

Lex

[Asenath]

That Gronkowski guy from the Patriots has serious thoughts on Tim Tebow, too.

Question was" would you kill em, marry em or [email protected] em: Rex Ryan, Betty White or Tim Tebow?"
An Evening with Rob Gronkowski
At the University Of Rhode Island.

[FanofFiction]

I love the Gronk. I'd love to see him and Tebow shower together after a hard played game.

[dru2222]

I could be wrong but I don't think Tebow has ever came out and bashed gays. Who knows he might even be a closeted bisexual. Just because he is serious about his faith doesn't mean he might not stray once in awhile. He claims to be a virgin and he could have any girl he wants. That makes me a little suspicious as well as hopeful . Plus he is sexy as fuck, I know i sure wouldn't mind taking his virginity

[Asenath]

I really don't care how Tim Tebow personally feels about the LGBT community. He lent his support for the American Family Association, an anti-woman, anti-equality Christian extremist lobbying group. Until he acknowledges that he was wrong for that, I have no time for him, except when other people give him a hard time.

[ronboy]

I love Rob Gronkowski!
What a wit!
And he's a Western New Yorker too (from Buffalo!)

[FanofFiction]

Ok guys, wait a minute. The one thing that nobody is talking about, The one big problem with Tebow... Is he talking Mark Sanchez's spot as main quarterback for the Jets? He better not tread on my man!

[Nick4444]

My heart throbbed for Mark before it ever did for Tim, so I'm hoping that having Tim on board helps Mark sharpen his focus -- There were some serious lapses by Mark that I'd prefer not to see again ....

[kev]

But can't you just imagine him wrapping those BIG arms around your back as you pound him, and him begging, "Fuck me harder!!!!" ???

[FanofFiction]

I'd like to be there when Mark pounds him up the ass in the Jets lockerroom.

[freefall]

Ben Cohen got me better any days

[Nick4444]

But can't you just imagine him wrapping those BIG arms around your back as you pound him, and him begging, "Fuck me harder!!!!" ???

I'd like to be there when Mark pounds him up the ass in the Jets lockerroom.

Oh, man! Thanx for the visuals!

[G-Lexington]

omg...you guys are ruining my power-top-Tebow fantasy with all this talk of him bottoming!

Well, you DO know that "Tebowing" involves going down on one knee and lowering your head, right? That hardly sounds like a power-top maneuver.

Lex

[colo92]

Tebow is great jack-off material. Nothing more, nothing less.
Of course in all the photos I've seen of him, I think it would be better if he kept his pants on, the fantasy would be ruined--unless of course he's an amazing grower--rarely do those exist!

And although I'm not a Broncos fan anymore, I'm so glad Elway got rid of him.

[Telstra]

I already made a thread about him.
His surname should be T bone.

[Steamer]

From the new GQ.
At first I didn't notice the resemblance in his pose.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

From the new GQ.
At first I didn't notice the resemblance in his pose.

All that's missing is the cross.

[jmadaf]

I think guys are hot for him because he's a virgin, and they want to pop that buffed out cherry, and he's a Jesus freak, so you can fuck one of God's followers, he does have a good body.

[spooky]

Nothing special about this guy... meh!

[healingduck]

I just ran across this on tumblr...

wow! lmao

I'm sure he would appreciate that.

[skinIsIn]

He does have an odd appeal ("purity," "corruptible,") has the moves of a cat, he has a sexy voice, is a brunet and has great eyes.

The thing that does bug me the most though is the (possibly) Americanized spelling of his French-Cajun last name, as evidenced by Nicholas Spark's main character in "The Lucky One," Logan Thibault. My sister was reading the book, and it had a passage describing a scenario where the main character had to sound out his surname "tea-bow."

I guess coming from two cultures (Greek, Lithuanian) where those recording last names at Ellis Island sure knew how mangle the native/correct spellings, I've always found it cool of those families who somehow kept the original forms, though transliterated.

The idea that a relative of his may have simplified the spelling for the sake of southern folks in America used to British (generically common) family names, is sort of sad.

[skinIsIn]

ADDENDUM A further thought is it may also may have been Tebowsky or Tebovskevich, originally...curious!

[gsdx]

The idea that a relative of his may have simplified the spelling for the sake of southern folks in America used to British (generically common) family names, is sort of sad.

Most immigrants were not given a choice. If they didn't change their names, their names were changed for them.

[Kraseviya]

I just ran across this on tumblr...

wow! lmao

Ahahaha!

Although I think he might start to get a taste for the forbidden fruit now that he's in NYC, away from his missionary parents. His team is known for being a bunch of horn dogs.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...01-504083.html
http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may...+fetish-videos

[The joker]

Tim wearing compression shorts which are stretched to the limit trying to contain those massive thighs

[music106]

I don't see anything but little boxes with a red x in them.

[stillscion20]

Goddamn that's hot. But personally, I'd rathher have Tim Tebow blast his cum on my face rather than vice versa

[henry0314]

yah all i see are boxes with question marks or an x

[statsguy]

Tim Tebow, one of the quarterbacks for the New York Jets, has trademarked his pose for dropping to his knees for a moment of prayer. The trademark includes both the term "tebowing" and the action of kneeling down in prayer with your fist on you forehead. Only in the US could someone trademark how someone prays.

Three articles on the subject:

http://communities.washingtontimes.c...-setting-new-/

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...owing/1645333/

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...4518--nfl.html

[Harke the Boeotarch]

If I were God I'd strike him down with lightning...

[refujiunderground]

if you ask me, after overhearing about how the jets have been doing, he did it way too late.

[BFizzle]

Y'all just mad you didn't think of it first.

[gsdx]

Good luck trying to collect for trademark infringement.

[HoodedRat]

It's not fair to mock the mentally afflicted.

Poor guy.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Wouldn't what he has been doing and doing this be considered sacrilegious?

...and them there's the religious nugget that Christians aren't actually supposed to pray in public places.

[Essex Boy]

London Olympic Committee trademarked the number 2012. Anyone who wanted to put on an event with 2012 in its name had to be licensed.

[vacancy3]

heres my version of tebowing his hot ass....i bet he is a savage gay fuck

[Ryuukie]

This proves to me he was always all about show. I don't suppose he'll be donating any money he wins for trademark infringements to the chirch. What a fucking piece of shit.

[statsguy]

^^ In one of the articles Tim says that any money he makes off the trademark will go to the Tim Tebow Foundation, a charity that helps disadvantaged kids.

Also, in fairness to Tim, one article explains that a number of companies have created merchandise using the term, and two of the companies have tried to patent the term Tebowing. So this was done as a defense by his "marketing team".

[MTLDude]

If I were God I'd strike him down with lightning...

me too...

but, I know better, esp. after HoodedRat told us:

It's not fair to mock the mentally afflicted.

Poor guy.

[star-warrior]

Matthew 6:5 He prays like a hypocrite.

[gsdx]

^ Sadly, he'll never see it that way. (That's one of the verses of the Bible that they conveniently ignore.)

[ronboy]

Forgive my rampant lust...
I want him to tebow for me naked, and I will take his anal and scrotal virginity with my tongue.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I want him to tebow for me naked, and I will take his anal and scrotal virginity with my tongue.

Assuming you're not already much too late for that...