Fuck, Marry or Slap???

**Eric05** · May 2nd, 2009, 08:02 AM

hey, gyllenhaal'd!

FUCK- Michael Pitt
MARRY: Kean Reeves (as he looked in SPEED)
SLAP- Jason Mewes

(the latest male Oscar winners)
Sean Penn
Heath Ledger
Javier Bardem

(I'd F- Sean/ M- Heath/ S- (forgive me) Javier)

**Willie Boy** · May 2nd, 2009, 09:09 AM

Marry Sean Penn for his money
Fuck Javier to death
Slap Heath for being dead (what are you a Necro?)

Devon Sawa
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Wil Horneff

**Johnbarrowmansbitch** · May 2nd, 2009, 04:47 PM

Fuck: Wil Horneff
Marry: Devon Sawa
Slap: Johnathan Taylor Thomas
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Brian Krause
Sean Maguire
Billy Bob Thornton

**gyllenhaal'd** · May 2nd, 2009, 06:56 PM

Fuck: Brian Krause
Marry: Sean Maguire
Slap: Billy Bob Thornton

Emile Hirsch
Gerard Way
Mads Mikkelsen

**BiMickey69** · May 2nd, 2009, 08:01 PM

Fuck Gerard
Marry Mads
Slap Emile

Jack Gyllenhaal
Brad Pitt
Zac Efron

**gyllenhaal'd** · May 2nd, 2009, 08:44 PM

Fuck: Zac Efron
Marry: Jack Gyllenhaal
Slap: Brad Pitt

Nick Jonas
Joe Francis
Tony Leung

**chrstphrrr** · May 2nd, 2009, 08:52 PM

SLAP Joe Francis

MARRY Tony Leung

SEND TO SCHOOL Nick Jonas

Three More Heroes:

Adrian Pasdar
Gary Grunberg
Nicholas D'Agosto

**gyllenhaal'd** · May 2nd, 2009, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by chrstphrrr

SLAP Joe Francis

MARRY Tony Leung

SEND TO SCHOOL Nick Jonas

LMFAO, I meant Kevin. Gah, I keep forgetting which is which.

Anyway:

Fuck: Adrian Pasdar
MARRY: Nicholas D'Agosto
Slap: Gary Grunberg

James Marsden
Brandon Flowers
Raoul Bova

**chrstphrrr** · May 2nd, 2009, 09:22 PM

FUCK James Marsden
MARRY Raoul Bova mmmmmm
SLAP Brandon Flowers

Ryan Kwanten
Lee Pace
Benjamin Bratt

**asfgvstgjndtyatng** · May 15th, 2009, 11:05 AM

Hmm none of them are great but:

Fuck Benjamin Bratt
Marry Ryan Kwanten
Slap Lee Pace

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Milo Ventimiglia
Jensen Ackles
Seann William Scott

**Willie Boy** · May 15th, 2009, 01:58 PM

Mary Jensen (we'd keep his co-star Jared as our bitch)
Fuck Milo
Slap the shit out of Seann

Next 3:
David Henrie
Cody Linley
Joe Jonas?

**gyllenhaal'd** · May 15th, 2009, 09:33 PM

Fuck: Joe Jonas
Marry: David Henrie
Slap: Cody Linley

Emile Hirsch
Mark Ruffalo
Daniel Day-Lewis

**ez026zj** · May 21st, 2009, 04:31 PM

Fuck: Daniel Day-Lewis
Marry: Mark Ruffalo
Slap: Emile Hirsch

Nathan Fillion
Eric Mabius
Jason Behr

**KindredKian** · May 21st, 2009, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by ez026zj

Fuck: Daniel Day-Lewis
Marry: Mark Ruffalo
Slap: Emile Hirsch

Nathan Fillion
Eric Mabius
Jason Behr

Fuck- Jason Behr
Marry- Nathan Fillion
Slap- Eric Mabius

Ben Mckenzie
Jonathan Tucker
Austin Drage

**ez026zj** · May 21st, 2009, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by KindredKian

Fuck- Jason Behr
Marry- Nathan Fillion
Slap- Eric Mabius

Ben Mckenzie
Jonathan Tucker
Austin Drage

Austin drage looks exactly like the guy from LEGEND OF THE SEEKER! (had to look him up)

Fuck - Jonathan Tucker
Marry - Ben McKenzie
Slap - Austin Drage

Chris Daughtry
Joshua Jackson
David Duchovny

**KindredKian** · May 21st, 2009, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by ez026zj

Austin drage looks exactly like the guy from LEGEND OF THE SEEKER! (had to look him up)

Fuck - Jonathan Tucker
Marry - Ben McKenzie
Slap - Austin Drage

Chris Daughtry
Joshua Jackson
David Duchovny

Fuck- David Duchovny
Marry- Joshua Jackson
Slap- Chris Daughtry

Mark Hildreth
Allen Leech
Stephen Amell

**audancerboy** · May 21st, 2009, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by KindredKian

Mark Hildreth
Allen Leech
Stephen Amell

Fuck: Allen Leech
Marry: Stephen Amell
Slap: Mark Hildreth

Cory Monteith
Sean Harmon
Chris Colfer

**gyllenhaal'd** · May 22nd, 2009, 02:32 AM

Fuck: Sean Harmon
Marry: Chris Colfer
Slap: Cory Monteith

Andrew VanWyngarden
Brandon Flowers
Ezra Koenig

**asfgvstgjndtyatng** · May 22nd, 2009, 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by gyllenhaal'd

Andrew VanWyngarden
Brandon Flowers
Ezra Koenig

Fuck: Brandon Flowers
Marry: Ezra Koenig
Slap: Andrew VanWyngarden

1. Danny Cipriani
2. Jonny Wilkinson
3. Ben James Ellis

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**gyllenhaal'd** · May 22nd, 2009, 08:23 AM

Fuck: Jonny Wilkinson
Marry: Ben James Ellis
Slap: Danny Cipriani

Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Jason Jones

**asfgvstgjndtyatng** · May 23rd, 2009, 03:11 AM

Eww...

Fuck: Jason Jones
Marry: Jon Stewart (a sexless marriage I hope)
Slap: Stephen Colbert

A Gossip Girl one:

Penn Badgley
Chace Crawford
Ed Westwick

**gyllenhaal'd** · May 23rd, 2009, 07:10 AM

Fuck: Fred Flintstone
Marry: Homer Simpson
Slap: Peter Griffin

Joel McHale
Joaquin Phoenix
Adam Levine

**asfgvstgjndtyatng** · May 23rd, 2009, 08:52 AM

Fuck: Adam Levine
Marry: Joaquin Phoenix
Slap: Joel McHale

Batman
Superman
Spiderman

**Willie Boy** · May 23rd, 2009, 10:57 AM

Fuck Batman
Marry Spiderman
Slap Superman

John Doe
Jane Doe
Doe the dear (the female dear)

**Sunsh1ne** · September 25th, 2009, 09:55 PM

John Doe
Jane Doe
Doe the dear (the female dear)

Paul Guilfoyle
Tony Shalhoub
Anthony John Denison

**Willie Boy** · September 26th, 2009, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by Sunsh1ne

John Doe
Jane Doe
Doe the dear (the female dear)

Paul Guilfoyle
Tony Shalhoub
Anthony John Denison

Paul Guilfoyle
Tony Shalhoub
Anthony John Denison

John Doe
Jane Doe
Doe the dear (the female dear)

**talesofabyssjade** · September 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM

Whoever this is....

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/atta...3&d=1236701906

I'd Fuck him

Marry Him

And Slap his ass

**litalover** · October 28th, 2009, 02:25 AM

Gona randomly bring 3 more in

Rey Mysterio
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Gerard Butler

Id fuck Rey in a heart beat
Marry Austin and fuck him every moment of every day
and Slap Gerard

**Willie Boy** · October 28th, 2009, 09:57 AM

David Gallagher
David Henrie
David Faustino

I'd Fuck Gallagher, marry Henrie, ans slap Faustino silly.

Jonathan Brandis
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Jonathan Jackson.

**koko7** · October 28th, 2009, 04:36 PM

I'd Fuck Jonathan Brandis
Marry Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Slap Jonathan Jackson

Josh Duhamel
Drew Fuller
Chris Evans

**asfgvstgjndtyatng** · October 28th, 2009, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by koko7

I'd Fuck Jonathan Brandis
Marry Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Slap Jonathan Jackson

Josh Duhamel
Drew Fuller
Chris Evans

Fuck Josh Duhamel
Marry Chris Evans
Slap Drew Fuller- yuck!

Chris Pine
Henry Cavill
Robert Pattinson

**Willie Boy** · October 28th, 2009, 06:25 PM

Fuck the hell out of Chris Pine.
Marry Henry and
Slap the living shit out of Robert.

Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Brandon Douglas

**lukasz01** · November 24th, 2009, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Willie Boy

Fuck the hell out of Chris Pine.
Marry Henry and
Slap the living shit out of Robert.

Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Brandon Douglas

don't know anyone so slap them all

ok

robert pattinson
kevin jonas
joe jonas

**Willie Boy** · November 24th, 2009, 12:45 PM

Fuck Joe
Marry Kevin
Slap the shit out of Robert until he cries, then make him eat his own shit and die!

Kevin Zegers
Kevin Nealon
Kevin Corcoran

**gyllenhaal'd** · November 24th, 2009, 04:27 PM

MARRY!!!!!: Kevin Zegers
Fuck: Kevin Nealon
Slap: Kevin Corcoran

Eli Roth
Ben Cohen
Ed Westwick

**Simon Spark** · November 24th, 2009, 05:00 PM

Marry: Ben Cohen (for the money, no other reason)
Fuck: Ed Westwick
Slap: Eli Roth

Mark Wahlberg
Shane West
Ryan Phillippe

**buffynerd123** · November 24th, 2009, 06:08 PM

Fuck Ryan Phillippe
Marry Mark Wahlberg
Slap Shane West

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Ryan Reynolds
Dane Cook
Neil Patrick Harris

**Willie Boy** · December 1st, 2009, 07:28 PM

Marry NPH
Fuck Ryan
Slap the shit out of Dane

Stan Lee
Spike Lee
Bruce Lee

**tenderloin** · December 2nd, 2009, 01:47 PM

Marry Bruce
Fuck Spike
Shake hands <Slap> Stan

Steve-O
Ashton Kutcher
Jamie Kennedy

**Simon Spark** · December 2nd, 2009, 03:54 PM

ehh...

FUCK: Steve-O
MARRY: Jamie Kennedy
SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF: Ashton Kutcher

Robert Downey Jr.
Matthew McConaughey
Gerard Butler

**Willie Boy** · December 3rd, 2009, 10:25 AM

Marry Matthew but arrange a little heart attack for him at the beginning of our honeymoon so I don't actually have to touch him.
Fuck Robert to death with a real telephone pole, as I wouldn't touch him with anything else.
Slap Gerard on the ass (American Football style) in congratulations for being such a talented actor.

Brad Renfro
Jonathan Brandis
Heath Ledger

**translation** · December 11th, 2009, 09:46 PM

I would marry Brad Renfro.
Slap Heath Ledger.
Fuck Jonathan Brandis.

Chris O'Donnell
Paul Rudd
Joel McHale

**Willie Boy** · December 12th, 2009, 12:40 AM

Fuck Joel?
Marry Chris
and slap the living shit out of Paul.

Lee Marvin
Lee Majors
Lee Norris

**chance1** · December 12th, 2009, 04:51 AM

Originally Posted by Willie Boy

Fuck Joel?
Marry Chris
and slap the living shit out of Paul.

Lee Marvin
Lee Majors
Lee Norris

this could be a thread killer

i guess somebody has to take the bullet here

i would would fuck lee majors - after getting very wasted

i would marry lee marvin - and take his money - hope he has some

i would slap lee norris - and make sure he doesn't touch me

whew - that's over and we can continue the game now

here they are:
1 - Brad Pitt
2 - Scott Caan
3 - Brady Quinn

happy holidays

**translation** · December 12th, 2009, 03:49 PM

Marry Scott Caan
Kill Brad Pitt
Fuck Brady Quinn

Patrick Dempsey
John Mayer
Seth Meyers

**translation** · December 12th, 2009, 03:50 PM

Marry Scott Caan
Fuck Brady Quinn
Slap Brad Pitt

Patrick Dempsey
John Mayer
Seth Meyers

**translation** · December 12th, 2009, 03:52 PM

Marry Scott Caan
Fuck Brady Quinn
Slap Brad Pitt

Seth Meyers
Patrick Dempsey
John Mayer

**gyllenhaal'd** · December 12th, 2009, 10:05 PM

Marry: Seth Meyers
Slap: Patrick Dempsey
Fuck: John Mayer (Angry fuck)

Jason Schwartzman
Adrien Brody
Owen Wilson

**xavhamel** · December 16th, 2009, 11:00 AM

I would marry Adrien Brody
Fuck Owen Wilson and
Slap Jason Schwartzman

Next:
Ashton Kutcher
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Reynolds

**chace1617** · December 16th, 2009, 11:13 AM

[QUOTE=xavhamel;5669560]I would marry Adrien Brody
Fuck Owen Wilson and
Slap Jason Schwartzman

Next:
Ashton Kutcher
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Reynolds

i would marry Ryan Reynolds
fuck Ashton Kutcher
slap with love Justin Timberlake

next
Zac Efron
Ronaldo
Joe Jonas

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