Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

[snapcat]

hehe some fun pics .. i might have some more to add .. but you caption - deal?

Oh yes, the classic nude skateboarder pic!

That appears as though it might be in a leather bar outside of Hamburg. LOL!

[TKNAKED]

Thank you Snapcat for your review of my relaxing moment.
Your comments are taken to heart and I feel pleased that you seemed to have liked the pics overall.

[snapcat]

^ TK, it was my pleasure - and thanks for playing with us!

We'll definitely be looking for some updates from you in the future!

[snapcat]

Once again, we have a music-themed nude to share with you all ...






Now, where do we begin? Once again we are in desperate need of some color on the walls. Why do naked guys seem to flock to white paint in such huge numbers? Someone call the Color Splash guy on HGTV! I'm guessing by looking at the water bowl on the floor that a puppy or kitty also calls this home. Poor animal! Perhaps we should have it's hearing tested if those drums are played with any real frequency. I'm also thinking the hat choice could be improved. Is that a Texaco cap??? I notice from the time code on the photo that this pic was taken after midnight. No real surprise there.

[chatolandia]

is he trying to hide his peepee with the guitar?


because he is failing

[snapcat]

is he trying to hide his peepee with the guitar?


because he is failing

I think we may have a new definition for "low-hangers!"

[chatolandia]

The poster in the background is just so....



classy?

[snapcat]

I think we can classify this pic under the heading of "what was he thinking?"



I'm sure someone has a caption that would go perfectly for this one. I just don't know WHERE to begin with this one?

[chatolandia]

he liked to masturbate to his wife's small trinket collector's catalog

[snapcat]

I think he needs a few more chachkies!

[Mako247]

saw this shot and thought of this thread
have at it kitty

[chatolandia]

The shadow that the cock leaves!

[Alpha1851]

I just discovered this thread and I love it! Please keep 'em coming Snapcat! Nice commentary.

[cityboy-stl]

In this case, I don't think the flexing is of any benefit at all. On the other hand, perhaps a few hours in the sunshine would do him the world of good.

Now that is the nelliest muscle pose I've ever seen.

[jackoroe]

Aha! I found you Snaps! I'm glad to see that you're engaged in a more useful endeavor than wasting time in CE&P!

#1. I like his nuts, a lot! He needs a gym membership, however.
#2. Trainwreck! The cats think their visiting their dead relatives on that rug!
#3. He gets points for being efficient.
#4. Quite hot, bad picture. Nice dick!
#5. Needs some manscaping and a good haircut. I can't be too critical of the red paint. I've got the same color on one wall in my family room.
#6. Looks like Senator Webb. Minus the boots, of course.
#7. Much Cuter than Vanilla Ice! Ice got too much ink. I'd do him!

[snapcat]

In a perfect world, there would be no nude pics in front of a stove ...




And what in the hell is that golden egg in that pot on top of the stove? Is that Liberace's popcorn???

I suspect we'll never completely understand what was going on in his mind when this picture was taken.

[chatolandia]

I think it's meant to be 'art'


AKA, don't even try to understand it!


I am also sure that the bulletin board is part of this assembly

[Mako247]

Once again, we have a music-themed nude to share with you all ...






Now, where do we begin? Once again we are in desperate need of some color on the walls. Why do naked guys seem to flock to white paint in such huge numbers? Someone call the Color Splash guy on HGTV! I'm guessing by looking at the water bowl on the floor that a puppy or kitty also calls this home. Poor animal! Perhaps we should have it's hearing tested if those drums are played with any real frequency. I'm also thinking the hat choice could be improved. Is that a Texaco cap??? I notice from the time code on the photo that this pic was taken after midnight. No real surprise there.

and no the beard does not disguise the odd jawline (or is it a double chin??)

[ohioguy7711]

Once again, we have a music-themed nude to share with you all ...






Now, where do we begin? Once again we are in desperate need of some color on the walls. Why do naked guys seem to flock to white paint in such huge numbers? Someone call the Color Splash guy on HGTV! I'm guessing by looking at the water bowl on the floor that a puppy or kitty also calls this home. Poor animal! Perhaps we should have it's hearing tested if those drums are played with any real frequency. I'm also thinking the hat choice could be improved. Is that a Texaco cap??? I notice from the time code on the photo that this pic was taken after midnight. No real surprise there.

I like how you can see just a little tiny bit of his junk below the guitar!

[snapcat]

Being naked in public, particularly shopping naked, seems to be a popular activity for some people ...





So, the next time you park your car at the Safeway, don't be surprised if one of our naked men gets behind you in the checkout line!

[snapcat]

Now please welcome our next naked guy ....



I'm guessing that this guy just got off work at the Valvoline Instant Oil Change center.

I'm also guessing that a few beers were involved in the making of this photograph.

Should we all conclude that there is no razor in this bathroom?

[miatajeff]

Great thread!
Thanks for the laughs!

[snapcat]

Now you knew it was just a matter of time before the classic leopard print reared it's head again with one of our naked guys ....



Now how about we guess what has drawn his attention away from the camera.

Could it be:

1) Shit, my wife just walked in the door?
2) Is that the post man peeping in the window?
3) I wonder how long I was supposed to keep my hands up before calling the police?

Probability that this photo has been on Craig's List - 82%

[Mako247]

keep it up Kitty

[Mako247]

In a perfect world, there would be no nude pics in front of a stove ...




And what in the hell is that golden egg in that pot on top of the stove? Is that Liberace's popcorn???

I suspect we'll never completely understand what was going on in his mind when this picture was taken.

re: that thing on the stove -
havent you ever seen the movie "invasion of the body snatchers"?
it explainis it all - he is a podperson

[chatolandia]

Now please welcome our next naked guy ....



I'm guessing that this guy just got off work at the Valvoline Instant Oil Change center.

I'm also guessing that a few beers were involved in the making of this photograph.

Should we all conclude that there is no razor in this bathroom?

can you say hung redneck?

[CGHJ]

Probability that this photo has been on Craig's List - 82%

Probability that it got downloaded to my hard drive - 100%

[snapcat]

You know, nothing says "I Love You" more than a naked man beside his pick-up truck ...



At least, that is, unless we're talking about a naked man beside his bulldozer ...



I'm not going to lie, I'd totally "do" both of them! Especially #1 with that Dick of Death almost scraping the ground!

[snapcat]

And now let's pause for a moment as we play America's Favorite Game - "Find the Marine"!

[snapcat]

Let's play the Caption Game!

Why is this guy so angry?

[testudfan]

Maybe someone stole his OTHER sombrero?

[chatolandia]

He doesn't like his balls?

[CGHJ]

Let's play the Caption Game!

Why is this guy so angry?

"Mom I told you to stay the fuck out of my room! When you hear the waterbed sloshing it means I need my 'alone' time!"

[cityboy-stl]

Being naked in public, particularly shopping naked, seems to be a popular activity for some people ...





So, the next time you park your car at the Safeway, don't be surprised if one of our naked men gets behind you in the checkout line!

Going by the signs these were taken someplace in Germany (?)
How do they get away with this? Do people just walk around naked
in Germany and not get arrested? The people around them are acting like nothing is out of the ordinary.

The three guys together in the middle picture are HOT.

[alley]

I like the fact the guy in the first pic is standing between the Kase(cheese) and the wurst(sausage) counters.

[stevie402]

The guy with the rug is priceless!

for next time:

NEUTRAL BACKGROUND!!!

The can of budweiser beer was a classy touch.....otherwise the pic would have been tacky.

[snapcat]

The weather has been nice, so I've been doing some gardening in my spare time. Meanwhile, hordes of men have been shedding their clothes for our little photo journey ....



Anyone want to guess the story behind this photograph?

I think the even money is split between a nudist resort pic or a fraternity initiation prank.

[snapcat]

Gentlemen .... now we just can't have this! Naked men are having to resort to sucking their own dicks because we aren't stepping up to the plate!

[snapcat]

Raise your hand if you'd "do" him!



The line begins behind me!

[alley]

Raise your hand if you'd "do" him!



The line begins behind me!

One hand raised the other one is a bit busy now.

[snapcat]

And for my next trick, I'm going to balance a branch using just my dick ....

[alley]

lolol---he's got wooooooddd.

[JOHN B]

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/atta...0&d=1210524295
Notice that he has a pic of a naked girl on his computer, yet he's sucking his own dick......

[snapcat]

Now, how about a complete change of pace ....



What a delightfully put together bathroom this is! The attention to detail is flawless, even down to the surprise on his face as the camera takes the picture.

[snapcat]

On the other hand, we have this next naked guy ...



Now, I ask you, what self-respecting gay man is going to go for all-white sheets on "play night?" Some window treatments are desperately needed to soften those harsh white blinds.

[snapcat]

And can we all agree that not all garments should have zippers?



Is it possible that his balls got chopped off when he zipped up his underwear?

Odds of this pic showing up on Craig's List: 84%

[chatolandia]

that man looks mean!

and he has a mean looking cock!

[alley]

Now, how about a complete change of pace ....



What a delightfully put together bathroom this is! The attention to detail is flawless, even down to the surprise on his face as the camera takes the picture.

Truly beautiful man---they sure have a lot of towels.

[chatolandia]

and boy is he tanned!

[BlueLantern]

The weather has been nice, so I've been doing some gardening in my spare time. Meanwhile, hordes of men have been shedding their clothes for our little photo journey ....



Anyone want to guess the story behind this photograph?

I think the even money is split between a nudist resort pic or a fraternity initiation prank.

Nudist Resort, those people are from ClothesFree.com

Now, how about a complete change of pace ....



What a delightfully put together bathroom this is! The attention to detail is flawless, even down to the surprise on his face as the camera takes the picture.

and boy is he tanned!

I love that bathroom!

hot, need to know who is he xD

On the other hand, we have this next naked guy ...



Now, I ask you, what self-respecting gay man is going to go for all-white sheets on "play night?" Some window treatments are desperately needed to soften those harsh white blinds.

I like his hair, but he could tame that bush a little