Chris Crocker [merged]

**Tadaa** · November 1st, 2010, 11:39 PM

He's the Britney guy

I was thinking; why does his name sound so familiar?

**80KGold** · November 2nd, 2010, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by SoloHero

Ever heard of Google? It's your friend

C'mon, man. Don't be like that. Of course I've heard of Google. I didn't feel like the bother, though--especially if one of my JUBuddies was willing to inform me.

**AlmondMilk** · November 2nd, 2010, 04:39 AM

The top pics aren't that bad...

**NineOfClubs** · November 2nd, 2010, 04:45 AM

Admit it.

If most of you had never heard of him, you'd think the pics were hot.

Anyway, I do.

**whydatkine** · November 2nd, 2010, 06:15 AM

Umm, barf.

**man123** · November 2nd, 2010, 07:56 AM

I'm ashamed to say I got a boner...

**vulgar_newcomer** · November 2nd, 2010, 02:32 PM

Hes fine, but he tries to hard to be a poser.

**shaneripley81** · November 2nd, 2010, 03:15 PM

eww, that's just gross!

**josephga** · November 2nd, 2010, 03:29 PM

Gross nasty wouldn't touch him

**Mnestor** · November 2nd, 2010, 03:53 PM

I LIKE 'EM everything but the Brit pics a big HELL NO other than that a HOTTIES with the Brunette Hair

**Nexus** · November 2nd, 2010, 03:56 PM

wtf LOL why does he actually look like a GUY in some pics?

**thepro747** · November 2nd, 2010, 04:06 PM

Some of you are utter SLAGS and would sleep with anything as long as it was available and naked.

Fucking yuck!

**sensual365** · November 2nd, 2010, 04:07 PM

holy shit that dick is nice!!

**he11ien** · November 2nd, 2010, 04:40 PM

He'd be attractive if he'd quit being such a poser.

**CenaOrtonlover** · November 2nd, 2010, 05:15 PM

This guy is so desperate for attention it really is quite pathetic. I don't find him attractive in the slightest and those pictures are gross in my opinion.

**vsuguy141** · November 2nd, 2010, 07:02 PM

He's pretty cute when he looks like a man

**sugarkevin** · November 2nd, 2010, 07:44 PM

who is he? he is too girly

**Jayden** · November 2nd, 2010, 08:39 PM

Chris will do anything at this point for attention. His 15 mins of fame are long over. So I guess the next step is posing nude etc.

**SexyKev** · November 2nd, 2010, 08:54 PM

Yuck........

**foodandart** · November 2nd, 2010, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by bw92116

Leave Chris alone!

::falls off chair laughing..:

**SuperNatural** · November 3rd, 2010, 02:14 AM

one word- Ew

**whydatkine** · November 3rd, 2010, 03:22 AM

Barf (again), but I do think he needs to do Tranny porn... not like I'm into that sort of stuff.

**ctcsport** · November 3rd, 2010, 06:00 AM

I LIKE the one in wig & heels, hot butt, nelly as fuck, works for me!

The one I don't like is the drunk idiot picture. troubled person.

run the other way.

**mbamike** · November 3rd, 2010, 07:01 AM

I don't know who Chris Crocker is, but he has a sexy body. I love the smooth look.

**flashgordon85** · November 3rd, 2010, 08:22 AM

Everybody hate Chris.... and everybody write in this thread....

**Screwdriver4** · January 9th, 2011, 03:56 PM

From this:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc[/ame]

To this: ???
http://vimeo.com/18581574

I really really love internet celebs. To go from being one of the biggest jokes in the world to having (I think) four singles?? What a crazy fuckin world

**FanofFiction** · January 9th, 2011, 04:09 PM

What is the world coming to?

**jizzeater** · January 9th, 2011, 04:15 PM

He's a kook, but I like this song:

**pat grimshaw** · January 9th, 2011, 04:34 PM

I'm ignoring this vacuous page

**Jayden** · January 9th, 2011, 05:40 PM

Excuse me miss crocker. Your 15 mins were up about a year ago. Now will you please ring up your next customer in line.

Thank you.

**pat grimshaw** · January 9th, 2011, 05:57 PM

What does Crocker have that I dont??????

**rotary** · January 9th, 2011, 06:59 PM

I think he's hilarious, his videos on youtube always make me laugh. But this song...welcome to Britney Spears 4 years ago.

**Mike68** · January 9th, 2011, 07:41 PM

Well as a guy he looks cute.

**Sultan** · January 9th, 2011, 09:14 PM

The "leave Britney alone" guy? Didn't his 15 minutes end years ago?

I do like this song though:

http://www.livevideo.com/video/834EA...free-star.aspx

**lolalola70** · January 9th, 2011, 09:44 PM

i wonder how he's going to handle middle age when his twink traits have long since left him?

**DJ1990** · January 9th, 2011, 10:45 PM

That chick cracks me up.

**Simon25** · January 9th, 2011, 10:48 PM

Got thru less then 30secs before I had to make it stop...really have no idea who that person is and could not even tell if it was a man or woman...

**Sha-Rok** · January 9th, 2011, 11:48 PM

Pssh...Whatever makes him happy I suppose..

**D-Base** · January 10th, 2011, 02:06 AM

The black guy is hot :P

**Ram** · January 10th, 2011, 05:01 AM

Love this dude. I have not watched a single video of his though. Chris Cocker is like on a different level of femininity. Girls would have to tuck in their vags to reach his level.

**flashgordon85** · January 10th, 2011, 07:06 AM

http://clawsandall.tumblr.com/photo/...iduakt71qbommx

**geloge** · January 10th, 2011, 07:07 AM

Great

I mean, he has become another singer who makes "scandalous" videos because his songs are shit.

I can't get enough of them

**flashgordon85** · January 10th, 2011, 07:08 AM

**bostonboy20** · January 10th, 2011, 07:40 AM

here's his new music video

I've got to say...the song is not the worst thing I've ever heard...the video on the other hand...is ridiculous...lol

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v03gjL9CJRI[/ame]

**bluedragon4** · January 10th, 2011, 08:03 AM

Good for him with that song and video. I have heard much much worse. He can't sing and he can barely talk but the song itself isn't bad.

**AndrewC88** · January 10th, 2011, 08:05 AM

Cool song I love it. May download it.

LOL the video...the black guy is so hot

**Blueboy369** · January 10th, 2011, 08:28 AM

Cute song. He's a mess but the song is better than I expected.

**FanofFiction** · January 10th, 2011, 09:02 AM

Why won't Chris Crocker leave us alone and go away?!

**Bent-On** · January 10th, 2011, 10:16 AM

Wasn't this guy in that Weezer video?

**Nocturnal** · January 10th, 2011, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by foodandart

::falls off chair laughing..:

Really? After all this time? That joke is soooo 2007! lol

He does look kinda sorta okay in the black hair shots.

Hot!

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