Playing with Household Objects

[nekudG]

I was 13 years old when I started playing with my asshole. But at that age, of course,
you can't buy dildos, etc. so I had to be creative, trying out various household
objects to see what felt good. I loved stuffing things up my ass and quickly reached the
point where if something fit, it had most likely been up my hole.

I still enjoying trying out new or strange objects and I know a lot of other men do too.
So fess up, guys. What household objects have you shoved up your assholes?

Here's a photo to start things off: http://justusboys.com/forum/userimag...5/4/217520.jpg


- NekudG
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[SexyJeffy]

I started with lincoln logs then I went to a small tennis racket handle

[LeoMikey]

Great question! This made me think, so many things have been up there! I really can't recall when I started fingering my hole, probably as soon as I found out it felt good. The hand held shower massage was something I loved tease my hole with, trying the different settings, I was probably about 11 or 12. I remember shoving a toothbrush handle up there about the same time, finding it slid in better with some baby oil or Vaseline (I was clueless about lube of course) and fucking myself HARD with it. It always gave me major bone to stuff myself.

Next came handles of hair brushes, a curling iron, hammer, wrenches, screwdrivers, a feather duster, carrots, corn cobs, pepperoni, the handle of an ice cream scoop, a paintbrush handle, broken off broom handles, a flashlight (never got it in very far) and anything that would fit and not break or cut me. It didn’t take me long to realize cleaning shit off something was gross, so by the time I was 13 I was covering whatever I was using in a non-ziploc baggie or a condom. Once I even flipped a coffee table over and fucked myself silly on one of the legs, I vividly remember it was a hot summer night and the windows were open, somebody could have seen me had they went into our backyard. I was so horny I did'nt care, I blew a massive load and had to grit my teeth to keep from screaming.

But THE best household object I ever used was a plunger! It was not a toilet plunger, it was for sinks, so it was only about 12" long. What got my attention (and my dick throbbing) was that it had a large suction cup...which got me thinking. My bedroom had a wood floor, so it was easy. I just lubed the handle, my ass, and my drooling cock and slowly sat all the way down. It was mind-blowing riding up and down while beating off, my load seemed endless and shot 4 feet. Of course, I went out the next day after school and bought my own. I even bought one for my boyfriend, who was forever greatful.

[RedRooster]

I tried a pen-light one time, but that wasn't one of my "brightest" ideas...........hahaha

[littlemonster]

candles. lots of candles.

[JNewYork]

I vividly remember my college health teacher telling us not to put anything up there because once it's lost you'll be really embarrassed going to the emergency room.

That terror has kept me from putting anything but a dildo, LOL.

One day I'd like to take a real cock up the butt. Until then, it's dildos only for me.

[scotdog]

started with a beer bottle, broom stick, then vegetables. love it

[KingofFaeries]

a novelty bat, and I think my record was 7 or 8 sharpies.

The novelty bat is one of those you get on bat day, that are only like a foot long. Used the small end first, and then the wide end. Covered it with some condoms I stole while we were coming back from visiting my dads folks.

The sharpies I didn't cover. I'd insert them one at a time wiggling each one so that I could get loosened enough for the next one. And I bent the lil pocket hooks out so that I wouldn't loose them in my ass, cuz I can imagine that it would be painful trying to get them back out.

[mad4u85]

Pen...and most recently the handle of a screwdriver. *NOT RECOMMENDED, UNLESS IT IS SMOOTH WITH NO SHARP PLASTIC EDGES!*

I agree with JNewYork, I would rather have a real cock in my ass but until then I'm happy.

[Sarcophilus]

Plunger has to be the best household item to use. Whenever I go into the bathroom to wank, I use the plunger for some great pleasure.

[dolphwasser]

Plunger has to be the best household item to use. Whenever I go into the bathroom to wank, I use the plunger for some great pleasure.

Gotta agree with the plunger. And candles, carrots, a fife, a balloon on a bicycle pump (gradually inflated), ... , I'll probably remember more odd things later. I'm old and the memory isn't what it used to be.

[Stephenmoo5]

I have tried just about everything I could think of, the end of a hammer well actually both ends, a screwdriver, I even taped a shampoo bottle ( I can’t remember the name but it was perfect), to the washing machine and turned it on and sat on it. Wow!

Then later found mom’s dildo and did the same, I have did have the vacuum cleaner handle up my ass as I held the hose on my cock and it sucked and vibed, I shot my load in a ton of vacuum cleaners. Before I ever buy a vacuum I look at the hose to see if my cock when hard will fit, if it does I get it. I have used, like someone had mention above, a bat - one of the plastic ones. I have tried just about everything, But the vacuum handle and the hose at the same time is hot, the vibe from one and the sucking and vibe of the other. Nice, should try it.

There is other things I have done when horny and drunk, but that another story for other kink, LOL if you want to know send me a message,

[joshgriff123]

I need to try and get my self off other ways!, i want to try new things in my ass?, can you help me out?

[zalost]

This is the story of my life.... I was 12 or 13 when I first put something in my ass.... it was a popsicle stick, it felt so good. I remember that every night since then I waited for everyone went to sleep and then I searched things in the house to put inside me... soon it scaled to a pencil/pen, then a marker, then a glue stick, then my fingers... I moved it these things inside me, and Iove it.

I also started to wake up earlier, in the 30 minutes than I was alone in the house for the mornings, I put carrots in me, I even sculpted the surface of the carrot so it felt even better
I learned that poop was not that good, so I cleaned myself with home-made anal douches... using small juice or water bottles, full with water and squish them with the mouth of the bottle inside me... then I could play free with my ass

What objects? well... a lot... everything in my house that fits and can't break or cut, here are the things I can remember with no order until now:

• Candy popsicle
• Plunger
• Axe deodorant
• My socks (dress socks and white sport socks) insside a plastic bag and without it
• The mouth of a beer bottle
• My dogs ball (so big but so squishy)
• Hydrogel balls (alot of them, almost 60)
• Broom handle
• Hose (then i full myself with water)
• Screwdriver handle (sometimes I put the screwdriver tip inside a wireless drill and the Screwdriver turn inside me, so good)
• Hammer handle
• A "small" shaving foam bottle (even once I use mint shaving foam as lubricant... do not ddo that... please...)
• My toe
• My hand until my wrist (for a couple seconds)
• My big handed boyfriend's hand
• My boyfriend's big toes (both at the same some and separately)
• A cucumber
• A dildo
• A dildo and my boyfriend's penis at the same time
• My boyfriend's penis and his friend penis at the same time (not household objects, but it happened)
• Diferent kind of small bottles of hair products and things like that, it is fun to expirience diferent forms
• Shoelaces (without the plastic tip, it feels good when you put all inside you and then slowly pull it out)
• Grapes
• And egg (do not do it... I break it on purpose when it was inside of me and it's horrible and dangerous)
• A vibrating cellphone
• An ice cube

[WIZZARD101]

so many things, but we had a flashlight with a rounded tip on the end, held 3 d batteries, i was using that at 12 and had it in my ass every chance i would get

[zalost]

wow, that's make me sound like a hardcore boy at my 21 >_<

[coolperson05]

Zalost - You've just given me so many new ideas!

[pussyboi]

Zalost, id like to hear the stories of you and your boyfriend and friends. better yet too bad you didnt get vids of it... thatd be hot!

[gaystorm]

I guess I really have not done much of that after reading all of these.

[erobert]

Some of these things make me a bit worried for some posters since batteries, and other flat topped items are usually a big no to going anywhere near "back there". I learned that with a hose nozzle when I was an inexperienced teen (now that was stupid and nearly turned me off to doing anything back there.)

The best things closely match male anatomy (rounded, no edges, and relatively cone shaped) and are somewhat flexible. Anal is fun but you certainly don't want to hurt yourself or wind up going to the hospital with an embarrassing story.

[MattDaniels123]

One of the best household objects has been a nice long, thick cucumber. Great feeling of being "full"

[serious_andy]

I'm a big fan of trying new things up my ass. Saw this spatula with a curved smooth handle in my local supermarket. Bought it specially. Never used for its intended purpose so far but its slightly curved handle feels great inside my butthole.

[bottomboywyo]

I remember one day after a swim meet I was lusting over one of my teammates. I got a good view of his dick in the shower, unfortunately straight. His balls hung low. But what got me going more was his cock -it was thick and looked ever so plump in the warm shower. I got home and was so horny. I had an insatiable need to be filled. So I scrounged my room for an household object rode an empty coke bottle (50's style). But, that wasn't good enough. I had the most raging hardon ever, so I ran to the bathroom and used my lube (nonscented lotion and aloevera) pushing it in, popping past my sphincter. About two minutes later, my legs were jerking and the cum was blasting.

[TomOfCalifornia]

All the things I've stuck into my ex boyfriend:

-sharpie
-my fingers
-garden hose
-broomstick
-fluorescent light tube
-tennis racquet
-microphone
-my dick
-shot glasses
-cucumber
-shampoo bottle
-coffee table leg
-pet gerbil
-dad's rifle
-baseball bat
-camping flask
-eggplant
-flashlight
-my arm
-a vase
-walkie talkie
-rowing oar
-computer speakers
-hair dryer
-floor lamp
-showerhead
-super soaker tanks
-2x4 lumber
-banister post
-pet turtle
-magic bullet blender
-my knee
-one end of a kayak
-watermelon
-street bollard
-Hamas rocket
-fire hydrant
-pineapple
-oil drum
-aircraft fuselage

[zalost]

Really? Let me know how it went

[zalost]

Hehe, some have videos, some not... but those will never be published XD

[yandh1245]

Same! The top of mine is ribbed for grip. It feels amazing!

[Dillonmcg]

I'm a big fan of trying new things up my ass. Saw this spatula with a curved smooth handle in my local supermarket. Bought it specially. Never used for its intended purpose so far but its slightly curved handle feels great inside my butthole.

got to agree

[corgy1234]

All the things I've stuck into my ex boyfriend:

-sharpie
-my fingers
-garden hose
-broomstick
-fluorescent light tube
-tennis racquet
-microphone
-my dick
-shot glasses
-cucumber
-shampoo bottle
-coffee table leg
-pet gerbil
-dad's rifle
-baseball bat
-camping flask
-eggplant
-flashlight
-my arm
-a vase
-walkie talkie
-rowing oar
-computer speakers
-hair dryer
-floor lamp
-showerhead
-super soaker tanks
-2x4 lumber
-banister post
-pet turtle
-magic bullet blender
-my knee
-one end of a kayak
-watermelon
-street bollard
-Hamas rocket
-fire hydrant
-pineapple
-oil drum
-aircraft fuselage

How did you get computer speakers up there?

[alphacentauri]

All the things I've stuck into my ex boyfriend:

-sharpie
-my fingers
-garden hose
-broomstick
-fluorescent light tube
-tennis racquet
-microphone
-my dick
-shot glasses
-cucumber
-shampoo bottle
-coffee table leg
-pet gerbil
-dad's rifle
-baseball bat
-camping flask
-eggplant
-flashlight
-my arm
-a vase
-walkie talkie
-rowing oar
-computer speakers
-hair dryer
-floor lamp
-showerhead
-super soaker tanks
-2x4 lumber
-banister post
-pet turtle
-magic bullet blender
-my knee
-one end of a kayak
-watermelon
-street bollard
-Hamas rocket
-fire hydrant
-pineapple
-oil drum
-aircraft fuselage

So you raped your BF with a turtle, or raped it by putting it up his asshole?

I'm not a bottom or versatile for anal sex at all but it's best to use actual dildos, vibrators, or sex toys that are actually designed for anal sex. Unless of course you want to go to the ER and tell them how you hurt yourself with a DIY sex toy, or how a DIY sex toy got stuck up your ass.

[GayMetalhead91]

Yes many times. the first time I tried "punching my donut", I was around 13 like the op here. I used many items like bananas, hacky sacks, sharpie markers, plastic cigar tubes and once a Tampax pearl (fun times). Nowadays I just use butt plugs or anal dildos. By the way op, I know I'm a bit late on this matter but objects like billiard balls are not safe to use for this.

[mbamike]

I think I have tried just about every cylindrical object in the house. Table/chair legs, marble paper towel holder, various tools, flashlight, broomstick, etc.

My two favorites were the handle on the shovel and the knobs on a rocking chair.

The handle of the shovel has a nice girth at the top end. I can wedge the spade part under my mattress to have the handle part stick out. Then just slide on a condom, lube up, drop down to all fours and back into it. Once I had it inserted, I would rock back and forth to get fucked.

The knobs on the rocker has a great circumference. I'm remembering it to be around seven inches. It gave my hole a WONDERFUL stretching! It was like inserting a huge ass buttplug. Once I got the knob inside me, I was literally hooked to the chair. It was like being "knotted."

[smoothoralbottom]

I started out with a pen and it felt so good. But I don't know if it the actual feeling or doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing. I felt very naughty in my bedroom with the door shut or when my parents weren't there. One day while I was vacuuming, I had the bright idea of using the handle. I left the vacuum cleaner in my room on purpose instead of putting it away. I couldn't wait til later that night when my parents went to bed. When the time came to play, my young body was racked with feelings I could barely tolerate. I was discovering my sexuality by looking at phallic objects. I extremely horny, my dick was instantly hard, I was nervous that I may hurt myself, nervous that I might get caught. It was all the same feelings I still experience when I meet a new man.

I laid the vacuum cleaner face down so the handle was pointed upward at the perfect angle to ride. I spit all over it and and eased myself onto it. It was amazing to have something so big penetrated my hole and I took to it very easy, although it was also very intense. That vacuum cleaner became my best friend for several more years after that.

[nudenative]

- It was the summer of 1988, I was 12 years old, and I had just experienced the exquisite and confusing pleasure of wet dreams. My parents were away a lot for work, and my younger siblings off to summer recreation programs on my reservation, so I always ended up alone at the house all summer.
- I just accepted, I was going to be erect and horny for the rest of my life, and it was just the beginning of a golden time in where I absolutely enjoyed and was attracted to the boys and girls! My only intimate experience at the time, was secretly getting naked in the bathroom to suck a couple of cousin's cocks, and hang out nude with an older cousin because she enjoyed playing house!
-I was told a story in how my horny, and older female cousin, spied on a gay uncle we have, bottoming in the bathroom when he stayed with my uncle's family. She was awoken by soft moans and saw under the bathroom door a cock going in and out of his ass. I became so aroused by the memory of the story, I finally found a plunger handle, and I would slowly penetrate myself, going up and down, while I watched myself in my mom's full length mirror!

[al18s69]

so many ideas in here.

I'm kinda horny and need to find something now lol

[mbamike]

Try giving yourself a blowjob with the vacuum. WOW!

[jbrown329]

Try giving yourself a blowjob with the vacuum. WOW!

Don't use an industrial shop vac.

[PaulJJ]

I'm a teenager and I have started to get curious with anal play and I was wondering what is the best household objects for it?

[aarontherealperson]

Same over here

[IBendOver]

Until I move out my parents home, I'm using my brush as a dildo. Really feels nice!

[Shelby29]

Until I move out my parents home, I'm using my brush as a dildo. Really feels nice!

So true that you have to make do with what's on hand. Wish I could help you with other items and replace that hair brush to stretch your tight you ng pussy!

[IBendOver]

So true that you have to make do with what's on hand. Wish I could help you with other items and replace that hair brush to stretch your tight you ng pussy!

I would enjoy it That's why I'm doing a lot of Cruising and Fucking with my friends.

[Shelby29]

I would enjoy it That's why I'm doing a lot of Cruising and Fucking with my friends.

I definitely wanna be your friend!

[Kamikaze]

It’s hard to find videos on this but we have all done this I think. Whether inserting a phallic object or fucking something. The first anal thing I used was my moms brush it had a thick handle that was shaped perfectly. Idk how you use a toothbrush or pen that’s too thin unless it’s shaped smoothly etc. I was always careful. When I was maybe 11 I wanted to use a plunger so I stuck it in the shower and laid down on my back and just moved back and forth and came so fast. It was great. It’s hard to find videos on this.

[MoaningMike]

Up my hungry hole:
Hairbrush handle, ice cream scoop handle, anything in the tool room of my house from age 10 on, any phallic vegetable, plunged, any part of furniture that was phallic, the stick shift in my dads Porsche 928....the list is too long. If I had lube of any kind, and an available substitute dick, it got inserted. The list might be as long of things I've fucked.