I thought I was turning straight today.

[JakeBequette]

I was sitting next to this girl in the computer lab at my school, and I noticed that she smelled REALLY good, like watermellon, and I thought "Dang, she smells really nice", and for a second I thought I might be having hetero feelings, but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD! lol



Short enough?

[alister9669]

try a period sometime Jake. Thats one long sentence.

did you ask her for some?

[RationalLunacy]

You are becoming a slushisexual.

[JakeBequette]

try a period sometime Jake. Thats one long sentence.

did you ask her for some?

No

Go eat a cat turd.

[MidnightPrism]

BREEDER!

[Andreus]

No

Go eat a cat turd.

HAHAHAH

and you used a period after turd even...hehe

ahh i love both you guys...

its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky

[JakeBequette]

BREEDER!

Don't be mean

Maybe I should seek some for my.... problem.... lol

[alister9669]

No

Go eat a cat turd.

I'd prefer a goldfish, thank you.

[JakeBequette]

I'd prefer a goldfish, thank you.

:O!!!!

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that

[donnykabob]

Nuke the fish!!

[alister9669]

I sent 40 goldfish to a quick death last night Jake, not a single one was left this morning.

[KennyD]

LOL .. well ; I ONCE thought that I was going Str-8 ... even ended up getting Married .... went on HoneyMoon .... woke up , headed home and got it all annuled.
My marriage lasted less than TWO WEEKS ... Sorry; I LOVE DICK !

[buzzj]

...but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD! lol

Short enough?

I'm going to carry a slushy with me everywhere I go!

[KentuckyPython]

You are becoming a slushisexual.

I've never considered sex with a slushi. I think it would be cold.

[cynicus]

:O!!!!

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that

So you think fish think you are a friend and not food? Tell it to Jaws. Even little bitty fish and crabs will feed on your dead carcass if it's in the water.

By the way, I thought you were being told to try a period, the other kind, for ogling a girl. Punctuation is way over-rated anyhow. All the commas made me think you were just breathless from excitement and in a stream-of-consciousness mode.

[JakeBequette]

All the commas made me think you were just breathless from excitement and in a stream-of-consciousness mode.

I usually am

[JakeBequette]

I sent 40 goldfish to a quick death last night Jake, not a single one was left this morning.

[alister9669]

lol, yep that's my boy. now stop hijacking your own thread.

[JakeBequette]

Nuke the fish!!

[JakeBequette]

I'm going to carry a slushy with me everywhere I go!

Carry this one it looks good too

[JakeBequette]

Jake, you're weird............

Right - Look who's talking.

[CO Bob]

How about a sushi-slushy?

[JakeBequette]

How about a sushi-slushy?

Maybe Al would be interested in it.

[alister9669]

did someone say sushi?

[alister9669]

Or, you need to stop holding it in and release...:P

is that a polite way of telling Jake he's full of shit?

[JakeBequette]

is that a polite way of telling Jake he's full of shit?

No he means you. Turd eater.

[alister9669]

No he means you. Turd eater.

OMG, you didn't!

[DarkNeko]

You are becoming a slushisexual.

*gasp* That is morally wrong! Someone call Focus on the Family!

[JakeBequette]

OMG, you didn't!

OMG I did!

It's gotta be why you're hair and stuff is so dark. Teeth too. Nastiness.

[Austin40acres]

its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky

Who is Barb? When did she enter this thread?

I'm so confused.

A4A

[alister9669]

OMG I did!

It's gotta be why you're hair and stuff is so dark. Teeth too. Nastiness.

don't make me give out your phone number.

hello, is Lana there?

[JakeBequette]

don't make me give out your phone number.

hello, is Lana there?

It would suprise me if you still had it. Do you have any idea how many people are going to read that, assume we've had phone sex, and start bugging me for some phone sex? They already assume the avatar is me and that I want to cyber 24-7 because of it. *sighz*

[alister9669]

It would suprise me if you still had it. Do you have any idea how many people are going to read that, assume we've had phone sex, and start bugging me for some phone sex? They already assume the avatar is me and that I want to cyber 24-7 because of it. *sighz*

well your awful good at doing that thing you do.

[JakeBequette]

well your awful good at doing that thing you do.

I am allie.. I really am...

LOL

[cynicus]

Carry this one it looks good too

Oh, my God! I thought you said I am carrying a shushi with me today!

[dynk]

:O!!!!

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that

I eat fish a few times a week, but never cat turds.

[JakeBequette]

I eat fish a few times a week, but never cat turds.

I know, Al is the cat turd eater.

[Andreus]

Current JUb definition of heterosexual temptations - smelling the aroma of watermellon on a woman's breath.

ummm

I think its obvious why we are all gay

[alister9669]

I think its obvious why we are all gay

you're current avatar is reason enough for me.

[Andreus]

you're current avatar is reason enough for me.

thanks

[tbonez]

...she smelled REALLY good, like watermellon, and I thought "Dang, she smells really nice", and for a second I thought I might be having hetero feelings, but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD!

I have heard 'em called a lot of things but never a "slushy". Kind of fits.

Generally they smell more like sushi that watermellon in my experience...wonder what brand of FDS she was using?

[JakeBequette]

I have heard 'em called a lot of things but never a "slushy". Kind of fits.

Generally they smell more like sushi that watermellon in my experience...wonder what brand of FDS she was using?

Ickyyyyyyyyyyyy *gagz*

[buzzj]

Carry this one it looks good too

But will the smell attract hot guys??

[NameTaken]

You are becoming a slushisexual.

ROFL! Nice answer!

[JakeBequette]

But will the smell attract hot guys??

I don't see why it wouldn't. Plus, it's blue.

[buzzj]

I don't see why it wouldn't. Plus, it's blue.

So blue attracts hot guys...? I wonder if that explains some of the allure of denim?

[JakeBequette]

So blue attracts hot guys...? I wonder if that explains some of the allure of denim?

Hmm.. i'm not sure - if you saw a guy drinking a regular slushy and one drinking a blue slushy, which guy would you approach?

[alister9669]

Hmm.. i'm not sure - if you saw a guy drinking a regular slushy and one drinking a blue slushy, which guy would you approach?

I'd approach the guy that was pouring vodka into his slushy.

[JakeBequette]

I'd approach the guy that was pouring vodka into his slushy.

Wouldn't the vodka be blended into the drink rather than added later?

[buzzj]

Hmm.. i'm not sure - if you saw a guy drinking a regular slushy and one drinking a blue slushy, which guy would you approach?

You could be on to something... the blue shushy guy woulld probably have more flair!