Hot 13 Lists – Is it Thursday Yet?

This is my 1000th post (assuming no deletions pending) and I want to do something special. There’s a blogging tradition of posting a Thursday Thirteen (TT) list, a list of thirteen things with a common theme. It can be single words, phrases, descriptions, pictures, or some combination, for example, 13 of your sex toys, 13 things you’d like to try, etc. It doesn’t have to be about sex, but I posted in this forum because it allows porn and that’s what my first list has. If you’re like me, you won’t want to wait for Thursdays, so I say we post any time. Please join in!

Below are my thirteen favorite picture threads on JUB.

1~ PICS Male beauty. Kyanimal makes an almost-daily contribution of ten pics and is joined by several other regular contributors sharing the beauty of the male form.

2~ PICS Sexy, arty, unconventional PICS. This is one of my favorite threads. The idea is for the total image to be interesting, not just a picture of a hot man. Most posts have photographs, but I’m sharing a drawing by our talented and creative ShiTzuTylenol.

3~ PICS Black and White PICS. The black and white counterpart to the Arty thread. A lot of eligible black and white pics end up in Beauty or Arty instead (or in addition to) so there aren’t as many new posts.

4~ PICS Ur fav bathtub picture! Bathtub and shower pics of all types – naked and dressed, indoors and outdoors, singles, couples, and the occasional “moresome”. I understand it’s hot to see a dude’s package through wet briefs, but there’s a part of my brain screaming, “Why did he get in the shower with his clothes?” The answer, I’ve learned, is because it makes a great photo.

5~ Perfect Butts,Balls and Feet..MMMM. To be honest, many of these seem a little repetitive to me, but if you like this classic porn pose, there’s plenty of it. Maybe because I’m more of a bottom I don’t appreciate this view as much as others.

6 ~ PICS Hard While Bottoming. Like the title says, it’s pics of the bottom staying hard while getting fucked, at least long enough to get the photo.

7~ Info Request frot guys? cock2cock dick2dick frottage. dunhill’s hot thread on frot action includes contributions from a few others.

8~ PICS Neck Nibblers (kissing neck/jawline/ears). The title says it. Delicious.

9~ Chris Pine is a major hottie! . Self explanatory.

10~ Facial Hair Lovers Check In Here! After ignoring this for a while – big mistake – I found more than just facial hair here. Those faces are attached to some great bodies.

11~ The official thread of Kissing!!! All sorts of kissing pictures – from greeting card sweetness to explicit porn.

12~ New Vintage Pics thread The OP stopped posting, but a few other people contributed. Perhaps some of you will bring it back to life.

13~ PICS Challenge - Hot Guys...in...kilts? Not many posts, but a fun thread, as expected from illgetbi.

More lists: A good friend and writer put together a TT called “Celebrating Men”. She credits me and my JUB habits for some of the pictures. Not a porn site. http://darlassandcastles.blogspot.co...ating-men.html
She let me fill in as a guest blogger one day: http://darlassandcastles.blogspot.co...-thirteen.html Slightly kinky, no pics.

Sample pics in thumbnails below. ShihTzuTylenol drew the third one.

I’m already planning two more lists - favorite photographs of butts and cocks.

This cartoon seemed appropriate. I think I obtained this is from a Jubber - sorry I can't give proper credit.

Congratulations on reaching 1,000 posts!

(!w!) :hurray: (UU) :=D: (*8*) :kiss:

(You'll get a bigger celebration when you reach 5,000! :lol:)

Thanks!

I just discovered that proofreading several times didn't prevent me from saying something silly. Hmm... maybe better not draw attention to it... darned time limit on editing...

yeehaw! part-ay!

so I have six days to compile my 13, hmmmm that should be enough time. hehe

and congrats eJ, a thousand ain't just loose change! And the coolest thing is, you have such thoughtful and intelligent posts, and I'm proud to have witnessed a great many of them.

huggiez-luvz-&-pamperz(*8*)

(!w!) EJ hits 1K!!! :band: --%-- :hurray:

But, you know what? It seems like more than that! And, I mean that in the Best of terms!! :D

EJ has managed to join right in, in such a way, that it seems like she's been here "forever"! She Fits! She Belongs! She's even become "One of the 'Guys' "! And, that, my friends, is a "GOOD Thing"!! :=D: ..|

CONGRATS!, Darlin'! HUGE HUGS!! (group)

And, yeah! ... You bet! ...

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv2:

OH! Back to Topic! Thanks for the mention! And, I'm diggin' your idea of TT! :cool:

Thank you! I consider myself very fortunate to have found you guys when I started here. :luv2: Smart, funny, interesting, supportive, naughty in the right ways... need I go on? (group)


This link takes you to 12 "sensual" pics, and I'll post #13 for you (from his second set of 12).

THANKS! for that link! (!) (!w!)

And, yeah! Some of those will be showing up in "Male Beauty" at some future point! :badgrin: ..|

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:

Thanks for the shout out. Tough to find my particular proclivity in abundance anywhere. I will soldier on!

Congrats on the 1,000 posts!

You were right when you said you had something special planned!

(!)

Thanks for linking my blog. That's one of my favorite lists. Yesterday I wrote some m/m smut for fun but nothing says it better than pictures. Thanks for sharing this list and congratulations on a thousand posts!

Thanks, everyone!

According to the text, there are 13 men in the attached scene. The last one might have only a foot showing. (from Bel Ami)

It's probably Thursday somewhere, so I'll make a little contribution to my thread. No hot pics ready to post yet, maybe soon.

These are thirteen of my books on the gay erotica shelf. (I left some non-erotica ones there.) The next to last on the right was surprisingly informative. It includes instructions for measuring the penis, not something I'd expect in a book for kids, and explains a major function of pre-cum (to neutralize any urine left in there so the acidity won't kill the sperm - I didn't know that). The section on homosexuality was quite positive. Too bad most kids don't get books like this.

The first one has one of my all-time favorites, "Dear Drew Peters". In addition to being a great piece, it's responsible for me finding JUB. And, in case you're wondering, the third one, "Kosher Meat", is what you're thinking.

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Just remember you sleeze bags......

I adopted this Buddy first.

Sometimes Leftys' good taste isn't

just his tasting so good.

:rotflmao::wow::rotflmao:

Here's my new Thursday 13 - thirteen butts with hands on them. Yes, there are 12 pics, but one has two butts.

Um ! Loved It !

You are late again damn it.

It is Friday in Perth, Sydney and Melbourne.

Last week, I posted Wednesday afternoon, when it was Thursday morning in Perth, Sydney and Melbourne, so my average for the two posts is on target.

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Last week, I posted Wednesday afternoon, when it was Thursday morning in Perth, Sydney and Melbourne, so my average for the two posts is on target.

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Ah, average can be very good! ;) Thank you for introducing me to the work of Lawrence Schimel!

No...

That is two (02) wrongs.

Even under the rules of the New Math....

Two (02) wrongs don't make a right

anymore than two (02) dingleberries make

a fruit tort tart. (no sugar does that)

^ Well, that'll teach me.

You love me, admit it...add it to the list

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You love me, admit it...add it to the list

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13 for Lefty:

O:) (*8*) :kiss: (group) :luv2: (!) :=D: ..| :D :hurray: :gogirl: :cool: (!w!)

:DThank You so much:D.....

a Thirteen (13) after years of

being Eighty-sixed (86ed):o


I'm over whelmed!oops!

with Kodak moment types of

thoughts and feelings.:lol:.(!)..:cry:.. (!).:lol:.

I'm using a friend's post for today's contribution. If you like cinnamon schnapps, you might enjoy some of these 13 drink ideas:

http://darlassandcastles.blogspot.co...-schnapps.html

With the exception of a few drink names, these have nothing to do with sex. Okay, maybe if you drink a lot of them it might...

It's Thursday somewhere, so I'm back. Does anyone visit this thread? No matter; I'm posting.

In contrast to the somewhat conventional gay erotica in my earlier post, here are thirteen of my books on more diverse sexual themes, including leather and lesbians, fiction and non-fiction, and one that has romance rather than a lot of sex (“Best Date Ever”).



I was especially impressed with "Pomosexuals: Challenging Assumptions About Gender and Sexuality". Pomo, as in Postmodern.

This brilliant book addresses many of the concerns found in the numerous threads on bisexuals, pansexuals, and other hotly debated labels. It’s one of the only books that had me thinking, “That’s me!” every several pages.

From Amazon.com:

We live in a complicated world, and according to PoMoSexuals, it is a lot more complicated than we thought. Now that society has become accustomed to the idea that gay men and lesbians exist, Lawrence Schimel and Carol Queen have brought together 15 essays dedicated to demolishing those categories. They are not, of course, arguing that homosexuals don't exist, but simply that these categories and words cannot do justice to the wondrous complexity of human sexuality…

…[gives voice to] people living in the gray areas of gender and sexuality who struggle with what it means to have "nonstandard" erotic desires and identities in America. They represent people on the margins of gender and sexuality, ranging from a man who becomes a lesbian woman to a heterosexual woman exploring her attraction to gay men and a lesbian who writes gay male porn...

Here's one of many reviews: http://gaybookreviews.info/review/3168/1167

^ Of course people visit here! It has over 2,000 views! It may just be that people can't decide on a subject to make a list about or can't narrow it down to 13. I know I have that trouble, but I will try and come up with something in the future. But you know me, I'm usually busy elsewhere! :lol:

Thanks, redfox, and good points! I wouldn't want to distract you from all that fine posting you do.

No problem ..|

^
And I prefer

our more intimate

moments...tres bon.

How about 13 words for the male appendage? :D

In no particular order:

1. cock
2. dick
3. member
4. pud
5. schlong
6. love-snake
7. johnson
8. knob
9. dong
10. prick
11. pork sword
12. weiner
13. pecker

or maybe just one long winded one from a possessor of one.

my external expression of appreciation and communicator
of love and affection with your inner self.

too hallmark and mouthy?

Redfox - That's the spirit!

Lefty - cut a couple of words and you'll qualify with a 13-word phrase. Lovely, but not easy to use in this sentence: “Oh baby, I want your big _____________ in me now”.

physical manifestation of loving endearment and

gratitude for my life enriching noble spirit.

Thirteen words within that framework is indeed a

challenging proposition and one I hope the above

will comply with, while still not sacrificing the

integrity of the original message.

(!)(*8*):kiss:(*8*)(!)


*note* must be read as part of the sentence you submitted with the gap.

Wow, Lefty, that's beautiful - and quite a mouthful.

It's Thursday in Australia, so it's time for...

"P" is for Penis




Redfox's list inspired me to research this matter and I found some threads on JUB with more lists.
Below are 13 words for penis that begin with a “p”, do not include the balls (no "pork and beans" here), and are not on her list above. These are not recommendations. In alphabetical order:

Pee-pee (also pee-wee)
Pene (Spanish)*
Percy **
Peter
Phallus
Piece
Pink Oboe
Piss Pump
Pizzle
Pocket Rocket
Pole
Poo Jabber (also refers to a gay male)
Purple-headed yogurt slinger (there are several variants of this)

*Both penises and penes are English plurals of penis.
** Australian/British (?), used, for example, in the expression “pointing Percy at the porcelain”. Percy's Progress is a 1974 British comedy film about Percy, the man with the world's first penis transplant.

Although it doesn’t begin with “P”, I want to mention one of the more unusual terms I found: Turd Burglar. Sorry, I thought it was funny. Below are some trouser snakes.

WOW!, "J"! Awesome Post!! (!) ..|

And, you can bet that SWEET B&W is going to be showing up again, "somewhere", eventually! :drool: :badgrin: (group)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv2:

E-uripides J-oan

I will be in and out today,

Have a homework assignment I must complete

before the train leaves the station for the WEAK-END.

EJ, great work on your list ..| I forgot about "Percy" and "pole"! #-o :lol:
(also beginning with the letter "p", purple-headed bed serpent! lol)

Following on from my list of last week here are some words and phrases for testicles :D

Balls
Nuts
Bollocks
Gonads
Plums
Family jewels
Two veg
Nuggets
Cojones
Stones
Knackers
Sack
Love spuds

Let me grab my bat and glove, we can go down on the field and I will

pitch a couple of fast balls to you....Bring your duffle bag, my sports kit is

packed but we made need more room if someone scores a homerun....EH?

Thanks, everyone!

Chaz - This was my second time posting "honey dew me" (probably in Arty several weeks ago). I think it needs to be spread around!

Redfox - Hadn't heard of "love spuds" before. :lol:

Lefty - (*8*) Hmm, thought it involved a tight end...

And to reinforce thread visiting behaviors:

Oh my god e Joan......

thats a different playing field

I hate those sports where all they do is dribble and shoot.

Give me A warm huddle, good tackle, and the right pass,

that will always score a touchdown with me.

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.... where all they do is dribble and shoot...

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This post from Artistry of Male fit so well with my recent theme I had to share it:

Pick a Peck of Pretty Peters

Here's a sample:

Damn it............:grrr:

Marc and Greg promised those photos would never see the light of day....

Well, at least Donnie got my name deleted from the ones of me.#-o

^

It was Golden Boy, it was...........butt

The Shutterbug snapped it up so quickly that he choked and

couldn't take the 'next shot"..........so to speak.

Would you like to try?:badgrin:

Thanks for the help, Lefty. Looks like we might need one of those "art" discussions.

I just had my new table top hard cover published:

"Drool in the Gruel You Fool"

It was published by Backdoor Books

under the pseudonym of

Myartin Pheart.

Limited Edition $69.95 by male order

Special Order Autographed lithographs

available from The Artists Press.




(too obvious or too obtuse?

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This post from Artistry of Male fit so well with my recent theme I had to share it:

Pick a Peck of Pretty Peters

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Oh, WoW! The third one on that page is definitely our own beloved JUBber, Nager! No doubts about it! :drool:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:

Agreed! That's so cool! I'm not surprised you have a good eye for that.

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Originally Posted by EJMichaels

Agreed! That's so cool! I'm not surprised you have a good eye for that.

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:badgrin: !oops! :D ..|

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv: