Brandon: Bigger, longer and uncut are some of my favorite words. I was thrilled when I heard that we get to talk about uncut boys for this issue. That’s one of my favorite things.
Angel: No shit. When I found out what the topic was for this issue, I knew I wasn’t going to be able to get a word in edgewise.
Brandon: Check out www.theuncutcock.com for a hot blog and tons of sexy uncut cock images and stories.
Angel: There are definitely a few uncut boys that really turn my crank. The ones that come to mind are Brandon Manilow from Bel Ami and Kelly Cooper from boys-pissing.com! YUM YUM YUM!
Brandon: I like to think that it’s the “extra” that I like to play with on an uncut cock! I also tend to see that people migrate to what they don’t have and since I am cut, I am a FORESKIN FANATIC!
Angel: Well cut or uncut, it really doesn’t matter to me. My only requirement is that they have a pulse and like me back. If anyone out there meets those requirements, hit me up on Facebook.
Brandon: Gimme some Zack Randall, Barrett Long, Chad Leigh, Jimmy Trips, and Francois Sagat and that uncut goodness anytime.
Angel: Speaking of uncut hotties I decided that I am going to name my first two sons Lukas and Johan (after Lukas Ridgeston and Johan Paulik).
Brandon: Moving on to the porn gossip portion of this column, a little birdie told me that you are going to be hosting the Recovery Brunch at this year’s Grabby Awards in Chicago and that you will be co-hosting with ANOTHER one of my favorites, Bobby Clark from
Angel: Yes that’s true! Are we even allowed to mention Bobby though? I mean he IS circumcised after all…doesn’t exactly go with the theme this issue.
Brandon: I DON’T CARE! HE’S FRIGGIN’ HOT! BOBBY, STOP YOUR HOTNESS RIGHT NOW!
Angel: No arguments from me there, my friend. Hopefully Bobby and I will really entertain the crowd this Memorial Day weekend. Moving on to other news, Raging Stallion just released a porn western called “To The Last Man” that is MEGA-hot but also MEGA-violent.
Brandon: Ricky Sinz was awesome in the movie. I was very impressed. It makes me want to do some crazy cowboy stuff, and I am a city boy at heart, so that says loads.
Angel: Um, no. Nice try. You are not a city boy (even though Citiboyz DID give you your start). You are a BAYOU boy. Don’t get it twisted.
Brandon: You are twisted enough. Don’t sweat it. You don’t miss a beat do you Miss Thing? What would I do with you? I’ll give you a hint; it probably would start with a little more sanity.
Angel: Moving on to what else is hot with us right now, I think we should tell everyone about our newest obsession, YouTube Tranny Keke!
Brandon: I gotta say, she is pretty fierce. I like her little fiend Korona. She’s a cutie. Wait, she’s a he; he’s a she, whatever, kudos to those two hooligans.
Angel: Yeah if you lovely readers go to YouTube and then search for a user named Tranny661 (661 is the area code for Palmdale, California where she lives) you will see some of the funniest sketch comedy ever! As opposed to “sketchy” comedy, which I will leave to my good friend Brandon Baker.