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How Sweet It Is

In porn, semen goes by many names. Cum, come, love custard, jizz, jism, gissum, spooge, splooge, cock juice, soul sauce, spunk, stud lotion, wad, tadpoles, nut butter, dick icing …. One erotic thesaurus lists nearly 300 words or phrases that have been variously used as synonyms for sperm or semen — some pretty revolting.

Before AIDS, cum was the baptism and communion of the sex act (my Catholic upbringing is showing). Afterwards, it was toxic. “”Cum on me, not in me,”" was a slogan widely used by many gay men’s safer sex education efforts in the 1980s and 1990s.

Now the pendulum is swinging in the other direction, and porn is cashing in the sea change. More and more movies are showing facial cumshots, and cum-eating — once a relic of the past — is now a staple in many studios.

Because men — and gay men are no exception — are preoccupied with most things cock-related, two questions often arise:

1. How can I increase the volume of my ejaculation?

2. Can I change the taste of my cum?

The purpose of semen is to provide a nourishing broth for your sperm — which constitute about one percent of what you ejaculate — helping to ensure that it will live long enough to accomplish its purpose, which is to fertilize an egg (talk about futile!), not to taste good.

It contains amino acids, citric acid, sugars, enzymes, potassium, zinc and other components with big names. The predominant taste buds that are activated when you taste it are salty and bitter. The taste, and even the odor, of semen can, however, be affected by what you eat. Meat, especially red meat, makes it more acidic; coffee and alcohol increase the bitterness; egg and dairy products are said to impart a rancid taste; and certain vegetables, like asparagus, garlic, onions and members of the broccoli family can contribute their own off-tastes. Smoking is also said to lend a nasty flavor.

Vegetarians supposedly have nutty-flavored semen that is mostly described as being like almonds. Pineapple juice, papayas and bananas will make your semen sweeter.

If it’s not ejaculated, semen is recycled in the body, so the effects of modifying your diet on the taste usually can be detected in 24 hours or so. There is actually a commercial food supplement, sold in tablet form, that is formulated to improve the taste of your semen; it’s called Sweeten69.

It should be mentioned that if you are HIV-positive, there will be almost certainly be HIV in your semen and pre-cum. While saliva contains substance that can kill HIV, those substances are not present in sufficient quantity to neutralize someone’s entire load in your mouth. If there are no cuts in your mouth, however, the risk of HIV transmission via semen in the mouth falls to within the “”acceptable”" range for many. Your digestive juices will definitely kill HIV.

As for increasing the size of your loads, there are plenty of products that claim to be able to do that, but a fool and his money are soon parted. A typical ejaculation is 4-6 ml., or about a teaspoonful. Sure, you can search the tube sites and find cumshots to drown in, but those are one-in-a-million (which can be a lot when there are about six billion people in the world).

The volume of your cumshots will decrease naturally with age. A good diet, a multivitamin supplement and staying well hydrated is probably your best tool to keep your loads at their maximum. Waiting a couple of days between ejaculations will also increase the volume.

Other recommended things include wheat germ, oatmeal, lecithin, other amino acids, pumpkin seeds and Kegel exercises, which strengthen your PC muscle (and can also help you to shoot further). Zinc is said to increase the number of sperm, and possibly improve your libido, while not necessarily increasing the volume of your ejaculate.

The information in this article should not be construed as medical advice. It represents data collected from various Internet sources and is intended for entertainment purposes.

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