Well if you do, then head on over to Rubbot.com, where you can apply to be a beta tester for the Rubbot. No not ROBOT...RUBBOT. It's a hands-free masturbation device that jacks you off on its own. It looks kinda like a ring that massages your cock. It actually reminds me of a cross between something would would see in a Japanese anime and one of those man-eating worms-that-looked-like-anuses from the recent remake of King Kong. The team behind the rubbot was recently at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. (I don't know how I missed that.) Also on their website you can take a tour of their design lab, used specifically for creating better ways to get you off. I must say that I am really enjoying that companies, like Rubbot and Fleshjack, are challenging themselves to come up with better and more creative ways to wank. Once the rubbot hits the market it is only a matter of time before we start seeing rubbot-aided solo scenes in porn. (Note to self: Buy stock in this company before Randy Blue or Corbin Fisher decide to use it in films...)