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    fortune cookie

    I went to lunch today with my best-girlfriend. We ate at the local chinese buffet. My fortune cookie read:

    Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment.

    I thought about JUB when I read it.

    Have you ever found a fortune that really meant something to you at the time? or maybe even a horoscope reading?

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    Re: fortune cookie

    ^ love it and_rew too funny!

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    Re: fortune cookie

    For some reason it has become a tradition with me and some of my friends that when we go eat Oriental food and get a fortune cookie we always stick the fortune in our hat bands for good luck.

    Dirk
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    Re: fortune cookie

    Unintelligent treatment made you think of JUB? Say it isn't so.

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    Re: fortune cookie

    There's one on my desk right now, set up where I can see it:

    "Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned."

    That came on the day I was wondering whether or not to depart the path which fate had me asigned. So I didn't.

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    Re: fortune cookie

    My friends and I add the words "in bed" at the end when we read our fortunes.

    Once a very shy friend refused to read his, so someone snatched it from his hand and read it: "You are the kind of person who will always lend a friend a hand."

    He just couldn't bring himself to add in bed to that. lol

    Yours would read: "Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment in bed " lol

    open mouth...insert....uhhh...you get the pic

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    Re: fortune cookie

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669
    Have you ever found a fortune that really meant something to you at the time? or maybe even a horoscope reading?
    Yup.
    Chinese zodiac.

    I posted about it too.
    "Separate... Unique...

    Neither can exist without the other."

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    Re: fortune cookie

    Quote Originally Posted by duroc5088
    For some reason it has become a tradition with me and some of my friends that when we go eat Oriental food and get a fortune cookie we always stick the fortune in our hat bands for good luck.

    Dirk
    But i don't wear a hat.
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    Re: fortune cookie

    Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

    You will receive a fortune cookie.

    Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

    There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.

    THAT WASN’T CHICKEN.

    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.

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    Re: fortune cookie

    My latest one was DEPART NOT FROM THE PATH WHICH FATE HAS ASSIGNED OR YOU WILL DIE A HIDEOUS DEATH.


    No more fortune cookies for me :/


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    Re: fortune cookie

    My ex got one once that said, "There comes a time in every man's life when Yen means only Japenese currency."

    Mac

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    Re: fortune cookie

    " he who laughs at himself never runs out of reasons to laugh"

    that one always comes back to me when I start getting too serious about stuff.

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