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    fortune cookie

    I went to lunch today with my best-girlfriend. We ate at the local chinese buffet. My fortune cookie read:

    Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment.

    I thought about JUB when I read it.

    Have you ever found a fortune that really meant something to you at the time? or maybe even a horoscope reading?

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    Re: fortune cookie



    Well i'm scared now!

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    ^ love it and_rew too funny!

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    Re: fortune cookie

    For some reason it has become a tradition with me and some of my friends that when we go eat Oriental food and get a fortune cookie we always stick the fortune in our hat bands for good luck.

    Dirk
    They say my daddy was a pistol, and that makes me a son of a gun.

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    Unintelligent treatment made you think of JUB? Say it isn't so.

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    There's one on my desk right now, set up where I can see it:

    "Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned."

    That came on the day I was wondering whether or not to depart the path which fate had me asigned. So I didn't.

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    My friends and I add the words "in bed" at the end when we read our fortunes.

    Once a very shy friend refused to read his, so someone snatched it from his hand and read it: "You are the kind of person who will always lend a friend a hand."

    He just couldn't bring himself to add in bed to that. lol

    Yours would read: "Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment in bed " lol

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    Re: fortune cookie

    Quote Originally Posted by Fortune Cookie
    Fortune knocks at least once on every man's door. Be sure to answer
    So that's who it was 'splains a lot.

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    Re: fortune cookie

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669
    Have you ever found a fortune that really meant something to you at the time? or maybe even a horoscope reading?
    Yup.
    Chinese zodiac.

    I posted about it too.
    "Separate... Unique...

    Neither can exist without the other."

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    Re: fortune cookie

    Quote Originally Posted by duroc5088
    For some reason it has become a tradition with me and some of my friends that when we go eat Oriental food and get a fortune cookie we always stick the fortune in our hat bands for good luck.

    Dirk
    But i don't wear a hat.
    The thing about quotes on the internet is you can not confirm their validity -Abraham Lincoln

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    Re: fortune cookie

    Once, many, many moons ago, I took my grandmother & my stepmother out for dinner at the restaurant which was attached to the Falling Waters Lodge in Leland, MI. The building, like much of what passes for modern architecture, was really quite repulsive, in its own quaint way. The only thing it really had going for it was that you could eat your dinner looking out the large plate glass windows the restaurant was sited over. But I digress ... as is my wont...

    I really remember nothing about the meal, other than the fact that I spent most of it making heavy eye contact with this gorgeous young man who was dining across the room, in amongst a rather larger grouping of people; his own family, I presume.

    At the end of our meal, they brought us Fortune Cookies. Why, I have no idea ... neither the restaurant, the food, nor we ourselves were Chinese by any stretch of the imagination, nor can I think of any possible connexion to the ersatz holiday we were celebrating.

    In any case, I opened mine, and immediately burst out laughing, having read: Your Proposition Will Be Accepted.

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    Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

    You will receive a fortune cookie.

    Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

    There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.

    THAT WASN’T CHICKEN.

    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.

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    Re: fortune cookie

    My latest one was DEPART NOT FROM THE PATH WHICH FATE HAS ASSIGNED OR YOU WILL DIE A HIDEOUS DEATH.


    No more fortune cookies for me :/


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    My Cousin and I, who is like my little brother, went for Chinese food back in July. We opened our fortune cookies and we both had the same one that read,

    "There is a true and sincere friendship between you both"

    We thought that was great and we both carry our little fortune reading in our wallets now. He is away right now and whenever I see it in my wallet, it makes me smile.

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    Re: fortune cookie

    My ex got one once that said, "There comes a time in every man's life when Yen means only Japenese currency."

    Mac

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    " he who laughs at himself never runs out of reasons to laugh"

    that one always comes back to me when I start getting too serious about stuff.

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