No Sex Since 1955
A crusty old US Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic men in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, son. Just serious by nature."
"The young man looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, in my time I've seen a lot of action."
The young man, tired of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at him in his serious manner.
Finally the young man said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! The young man took his hand and led him to a private room where he proceeded to "relax" the Sergeant Major several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, the young man leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."