The Official CRISTIANO RONALDO thread!!! [merged]

[RKO85]

Aww, that's cute. I *almost* got teary when he couldn't respond in the first vid.

Thanks!

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

(*U*) (*U*) How did I miss this!, those lucky c*nts!. Also look at this pic I wonder if the guard is checking him out!

[Kuja]

I'd kill to have their jobs. Ok, no I wouldn't. But I'd be very happy if I did.

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

I'd kill to have their jobs. Ok, no I wouldn't. But I'd be very happy if I did.

I would LMAO

They are lucky aren't they, but the only thing is that they wouldn't appreciate it as much as we would!

If I was there, I'd be on ma knees givin it in front a millions (now that would be sumfing tae see )

Think a went a bit too far this time!!


Phoenix x

[sebsun]

He is so delicious looking. What a sexy God!

[Scruffy88]

::drooling uncontrollably::

[ChristianDior]

WTF! Those are sunglasses for WOMEN! He's so gay!

[RKO85]

WTF! Those are sunglasses for WOMEN! He's so gay!

What if he is? Many guys would go after him in a heartbeat

[Kuja]

WTF! Those are sunglasses for WOMEN! He's so gay!

I actually saw a picture of Madonna wearing those exact same glasses, except in red. They look good on both of them. ^_^

I'll try to find the picture.

Edit: Got them!!










Maybe Dior makes a men's version in the same style. Who cares? He looks hot in them.

[hardasarock]

He's so gay!

We can only hope !

[squarehippies]

I'm not really a football fan (I like footballers, not the game) but my straight soccer-lovin' friends said he kinda suck in terms of game play compared to others. Is it true?

p/s: Before anyone of you say it let me say it first: Who cares? LOL

[Kuja]

I'm not really a football fan (I like footballers, not the game) but my straight soccer-lovin' friends said he kinda suck in terms of game play compared to others. Is it true?

p/s: Before anyone of you say it let me say it first: Who cares? LOL

Well, I've heard most legitimate commentators say, "He's one of the best new players this World Cup." From what I saw, he seemed pretty good. But I'm relatively new to football (Soccer for you Americans). He's got mad awesome skillz. Lol.

[Spellbound]

He is amazing! So hot!

[ChristianDior]

Those sunglasses are Dior. Everyone had them for a while. Then Versace made a pair just like them. And Chanel and Prada.

[beafous]

He is the reason I watched the world cup. I 'd let him fuck the life out of me. So goood.

[RKO85]

He is the reason I watched the world cup. I 'd let him fuck the life out of me. So goood.

Ouch
Wouldn't that hurt?

[beafous]

worth it?...........yes

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

Hi guys!

Thought I'd post loads of pics I love that are all from GettyImages.com (Most will probably be from World Cup / Training).

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7136...507F49BF944554

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7136...7AA90DD8D22743

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7136...71823B9192217C

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7136...5FAA74FD6A568D

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7136...507F49BF944554

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7135...3F28EB7A350350

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7135...63C862A012E3A1

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7135...99894B5C01FC7E

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7135...7FA0A2EDEFEF5B

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7134...584F366F08F23B nice view

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7134...B69AA926493113

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7139...E2A4E0D0A1E9DD (lucky wee bastard)

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7139...EA1274E2AD9B19

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7138...6E60739AA8158A

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7138...9B5A2646AC84D5

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7138...61EA34A7087520

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7129...DEEF97313B19BB

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7128...7F379903322AD5

Phoenix x

[RKO85]

Thanks! If only I was his personal trainer

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

Thanks! If only I was his personal trainer

Hey! Get in line

There's already a huge cue n av been waiting first (yeah right) for a very long time!


Phoenix x

[Kuja]

Thanks!

I read that he's moving to Real Madrid after the way he was portrayed in the English media, and because nobody from Manchester United stood up for him. Good for him! Fuck the English.

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

Thanks!

I read that he's moving to Real Madrid after the way he was portrayed in the English media, and because nobody from Manchester United stood up for him. Good for him! Fuck the English.

Thank for the info Kuja

It looks like there is conflicting reponses from the papers,which is no change, they always over exadurate (think this is wrong spelling) and try and makes things sound worse than they are.

I was just lookin' at Man U website and found the following

So hopefully he'll be staying for another couple of years

Phoenix x

[RKO85]

The ENglish are just showing poor sportsmanship.. that's all. They are bitter their little team lost in the penalty shots, no matter how great they are and regardless what happened during the game.

BTW, Phoenix, it's exaggerate

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

BTW, Phoenix, it's exaggerate

LMAO, thanks RK085

And I have to agree with you about the English fans. If they had won the cup, we (Scottish fans) would never have lived it down and would be constantly hearing about it over and over again. (Heard about it enough with all the promotions for Mars Bars and so on)

I also thought that the commentators were very one sided in the fact that when England were playing, they were constantly talking about the English players and not the opposition.

Phoenix

[Kuja]

Thank for the info Kuja

It looks like there is conflicting reponses from the papers,which is no change, they always over exadurate (think this is wrong spelling) and try and makes things sound worse than they are.

I was just lookin' at Man U website and found the following

So hopefully he'll be staying for another couple of years

Phoenix x

I already read that. I also read another article saying that Cristiano would go AWOL if Manchester didn't sell him. I, for one hopes he moves to Real Madrid.

[RKO85]

Hey! Get in line

*shows VIP pass and skips ahead*

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

*shows VIP pass and skips ahead*

You betta not give him head! Oh, and VIP passes were abolished. He's too used to gettin' from me, so refuses invitations unless I give the person the once over first with my mouth!

My jaws sore with the constant lickin n suckin' .

...."right Next No. 12,101 get yir ass over here in let me see what got got".... "mmmmmm that's was a good one, you can go through" ..... *looks at counter / number indicator* "fuck, no it can't be... another 20,000 to go and still rising" "Well it's a dirty job, but someones got to do it".

*Pulls off trousers and and opens mouth, using the two orifice's at his disposal, while using his free hands for awaiting rock hard rods*

"Ah RKO85, you've been waiting for this a long time, well insert into my waiting mouth and deposit a sample, oh, Kuja, you want to join in too, well go ahead insert into my free awaiting crack n you'll get to see Ronny"


Phoenix x


P.S. I probably went a bit too far the day on the imaginary side of things, but it would be a very good way to thin out the pricks! (pun intended).

[Kuja]

[cough]

Yes...I think you did go too far.

[FrankLampard]

It said in the paper's today that he is staying with Man Utd hope he does il'l see more of him if he is in the premership.

[RKO85]

Phoenix is cuckoo

Kuja, what did you do to your old avatar? I absolutely loved that one! is it ok if I borrow it??

[Kuja]

Thanks! Yeah...I think I like it better than this one...

[OptimalOptimus]

Dont' it break your heart to see him cryin in those pics.. :O) aww poor baby , OP'll take care of ya.

[squarehippies]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the new Beckham. Love him a lot at first but now he's just overrated. Don't you think he needs a break from publicity?

[Mousy_house]

He's A Pathetic Idiot who had to use dirty tactics to get england out of the world cup he should be beat to death the moron

[RKO85]

squarehippies: I don't think Cristiano is to blame for the papparazi running after him all the time. He's trying to have a private life with his family, his current gf and the papparazi just happen to be there. His gay fans don't make that damn big of a deal of him, but if you check out some of the straight forums (runned by women of course)... they truly make him overrated.

[azertyy]

He's A Pathetic Idiot who had to use dirty tactics to get england out of the world cup he should be beat to death the moron

My god, do you know how pathetic you sound. I can't believe al these frustrated reactions from English soccer supporters. He played for Portugal, remember that. He didn't betray you guys! He wasn't part of your team!

It boggles my mind how people can get so into a game like soccer that they wish a player to be tortured to death.
And you're calling Ronaldo a pathetic idiot with dirty tactics...?

[RKO85]

Bah, enough talking girls!

Here are some new pics that I "took" from another site runned by psychotic bitches

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

Bah, enough talking girls!

Here are some new pics that I "took" from another site runned by psychotic bitches

Pics are great RK085

I love the one with his sister in it and his shorts are riding up a bit.

[Al3xxx]

three pics of Ronaldo using her ex girlfriend's heels and pants.

the GF said he loved to wear her clothes mini t-shirts, pants and heels. She also said she had thought he was gay if he hadn't been her boyfriend..

[danny69er]

Hahahaha

[MOHAMEDD2005]

I need see Cristiano Ronaldo nude, please. Real or fakes photos

[RKO85]

I will pretend that I never saw that pic 2 posts before this one

*is scared*

[Kuja]

Ah, he has a sense of humor. It's funny. Whatever. I still love him.

Thanks for the pictures, RKO85 & Al3xxx!

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

I remember seeing those pics of him larkin' about last year. Still makes me laugh seeing them. Didn't know about wearing the girlfriends clothes though... he should come out with crotchless panties on instead! .......

or maybe just nothing at all expect for his gorgeous smile

[RKO85]

Oh, so that pic is old... why the hell post it though? Just to make fun of Cristiano??

[Nik2]

I don't care if he wears granny panties, he is HOT. And it just makes him seem cooler than a lot of the uptight straight guys in the US who think it makes them less masculine even as a joke. A joke is just a joke. And in Ronaldo's case - a HOT joke.

[RKO85]

Not that I don't have a sense of humor, but it's just ick.

BTW, here are new beach pictures. I'm not to say what Cristiano should do and not do, but I think he needs to lay off the tanning for a while. I don't want my bunny looking like a raisin when he's 30.

[PHOENIXGMAN1982]

Hi guys!

Thought I'd post another couple of pics of hot Ronny. I know some have already been posted but thought I'd re-post them anyway.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n..._2006/cr86.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n.../cr025_434.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...pic9209000.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...0008888935.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n.../ronaldo19.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n.../ronaldo17.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n.../ronaldo16.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n.../ronaldo12.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...6/ronaldo9.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...6/ronaldo4.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...6/ronaldo3.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...06/ronaldo.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...1151867639.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...1151866935.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo1.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo2.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo3.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo4.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo5.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo6.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo7.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo8.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo9.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo10.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo11.jpg

http://hem.bredband.net/tangled/ronaldo12.jpg

All the above pics were from Famousmales Forums So have a wee look as there may be more I haven't noticed yet! Plus it does have loads of other pics of hot stars.

Oh and here's pics of him with his, I think, current girlfriend.

http://celebrity-mania.blogspot.com/...-at-beach.html

Catch you later guys!

Phoenix x

[Lostlover]

I see this and I realize how england is stuck with an ugly bastard like Rooney.

Portugal has something special with Ronaldo.

[danny69er]

I see this and I realize how england is stuck with an ugly bastard like Rooney.

Portugal has something special with Ronaldo.

it depends dude if u actually follow football you would know rooney is a much better player than ronaldo.