New Virtual Gay Bar

[Jory]

Route 69 is now open.

[pornoboy]

...huh...quite empty the place... I`ll pop in later..

[Ruby]

Jory do you have a job for little Ruby

[Jory]

Bar tender hostess whatever your heart desires my dear.

[Ruby]

...... whatever your heart desires my dear.

Gene...it seems you have no idea what you are talking about.....*DANGER*DANGER*

[Nightmare]

*wanders if he can actually get into this bar.

[Thundercizzle]

Route 69 is now open.

You're a hot bartendar. I'll have a cognac please...

[Gayboys4fun]

Do you do cocktails?

[arnell]

*wonders if he can actually get into this bar.

. Just play it cool.

[evil_danger]

*sits at the bar and flirts with the bartender*

[donnykabob]

Can I get a sex on the beach and hold the beach?

[SpinachBrocoli]

May I have a coke Pweeze?

[donnykabob]

You come to a bar and want a coke???? I'll buy you a beer . . . or twelve

[donnykabob]

i promise I won't take advantage of you

[SpinachBrocoli]

Oh, Clean and Sober for 18 Years,

How old am I you say, i'll leave that to the imagination

[donnykabob]

fine then, will anyone else let me buy them a drink . . . or more . . .then maybe back to my place?

[SpinachBrocoli]

Oh, I didn't say leave me alone,
I'll still gladly lap up all of your attention!! 8)

[arnell]

What's a good gay bar without music to dance to? I'm taking requests...

[SpinachBrocoli]

Anything with a pumpin base!!!! *Ump tss Ump tss*

[donnykabob]

OHHH!!!!! Arnell!!!! I really wanna dance to . . . umm . . . something by Aaliyah like Try Again!!!

[SpinachBrocoli]

Hehe... That's like a slow dance!!

We need umm, "Just a lil bit" 50 cent, thats a good one

[Bradlee]

^congrats on 18 years

< 4 years coming,June 25th .
Doesnt mean I stay out of bars tho!!

So I have a Virgin Pina Colada Jory!!!!
Everyone must wear JEANS. I have enough for all you boiz.


Requests "Action" by Terror Fabulous* from Arnell....


*side note,real request.Your mail is full again Mr Popular

[SpinachBrocoli]

Hi Bradlee

read My PM, and i'll have a virgin Pina Coloda with you

[Bradlee]

^No prob,kinda funny.

Has Arnell popped in tonight?

[SpinachBrocoli]

Havent seen him in a bit...

[Bradlee]

Need that song Arnell,and dude see if you can find my new jeans pics here.

I am waiting for your thoughts.

<back to Pina Colada

[SpinachBrocoli]

*Sip sip*
So Bradlee old pal, what's happening these days...

[Bradlee]

*Sip sip*
So Bradlee old pal, what's happening these days...

Not much,work is incredibly busy...

got the dog her springtime trim...
not much,I am a boring guy.

<pulls stool closer to bar,looks at Jory attentively

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dont tease me

[SpinachBrocoli]

*Slides stool back a bit*

*Looks at Bradlee attentivley looking at jory*

*Slurp Slurp*

[Bradlee]

<looks at Spinbroc,wonders,looks back at Jory,waits

[SpinachBrocoli]

*Looks at Bradlee, Then At Jory, Then Blinks, then Sips his PinaColoda*

*Suddenly gets up and starts large scale coreographed dance number, to awesome music*

*Bradlee is in the center, under the spotlight, singing his heart out*

*The crowd is cheering for the show*

[Bradlee]

*invites SpinBroc to a rendition of "Beautiful Soul"


<wonders why Jory is incoherant,shrugs it off

[SpinachBrocoli]

Like Jesse McCartney, Beautiful Soul??

[Bradlee]

Hell ya



I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

I know that you are something special
To you I'd be always faithful
I want to be what you always needed
Then I hope you'll see the heart in me

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

Your beautiful soul, yeah
You might need time to think it over
But im just fine moving forward
I'll ease your mind
If you give me the chance
I will never make you cry c`mon lets try

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

Am I crazy for wanting you
Baby do you think you could want me too
I don't wanna waste your time
Do you see things the way I do
I just wanna know if you feel it too
There is nothing left to hide

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

*Pauses,sips drink

[SpinachBrocoli]

I Quite Like "She's No You"

She's[he's] no you, you give me more that I could ever want,
She's[he's] no you, I'm satisfied with the one I've got,
Cuz you're all the girl[guy] that I'll ever need,
She's[he's] only a picture on a magazine,
She's[he's] no you, she's[he's] no you

**I added in the [he's] to characterize it to a wider range of clientelle!

[Bradlee]

Well,Bradlees got an early shift,and needs to do some exercises before bed.

Keep my stool warm.

[SpinachBrocoli]

I plugged in the heater right now!!!

OMG, is that dan jacobs in your siggie!!?!?!? I'm in love!

Bye Bradlee, exercise to Jessie McCartney

haha, later

[Gayboys4fun]

D'you always dip that in your glass?

[SpinachBrocoli]

Hmmmmm...?

[SpinachBrocoli]

Bradlee, I'm already in here, where are you at, they are playing Jesse McCartney!?!?!

[SpinachBrocoli]

I can't see the pictures...jsut "image hosted by tripod" tags, am i wierd?

[Bradlee]

I must be drunk.I cant see anything.

[Jory]

Had to fire them all were hitting the bottles too much and becoming bitter old queens.

[Bradlee]

yeah but look whats going on in the bathroom

[Jacketman]

What a great bathroom for a Virtual bar to have. Mine is the old gay fave, gin and tonic.

[Ruby]

yeah but look whats going on in the bathroom

And I was looking for hours where my slave could be...

< goes to Brad and offers hand "Wanna dance ???"

[Gayboys4fun]

The new barman is cute, they say he used to work at the Gay Sauna but got sacked for some impropriety, would'nt mind some of that virgin ass myself! Let me know next time he goes for a piss.

[Bradlee]

And I was looking for hours where my slave could be...

< goes to Brad and offers hand "Wanna dance ???"

You bet!

<swings Ruby around like a top,but suddenly needs to go to the bathroom again

[Ruby]

Can I come with you ????? I can give you a massage "upstairs" while my slave is giving you one "downstairs"

After that we will do some "slow-dance"---

[Bradlee]

I am a sucker for slow dance...


BTW thanks for the "little black book"