I read a blog post many years where guys described their cocks with words. It was interesting because we have shared our flaccid and erect sizes, told whether we are cut or uncut, whether we name our penises, the angle of our erections, etc. but this was a totally different way to describe our junk and it was funny to hear the descriptions. Here is mine....what is your "words" to describe your penis? Think of your penis as your friend. I am sure he is one of your best friends, isn't he? What five words best descibe him?
NEEDY (he always wants attention)
HANDSOME (from his thick shaft to his helmet head...perfection!)
EVERCHANGING (when flaccid he can turtle inside me or stand tall and proud as any other average male when erect)
STRONG (when hard he stands really tall and proud and is difficult to push down and doesn't go soft easily without cumming)
BALD (I am hairless down there for the time being)