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    fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    time to bust out the emergency whisky, ever since they started watching Househags of InsertmajorUScityhere they believe in having confrontations about EVERYTHING!

    mom: we need to have a conversation about the way you're spreading that icing on the cake, i need to talk to you about how it makes me feel.

    younger sister: i too have feelings about the way you're spreading the icing, and i need to express these feelings because this is how normal adults talk, they have to express feelings about every interaction.

    older sister: they're right, we need to have a family meeting, let's ruin what in our system of beliefs is supposed to be a joyous day by having a heart to heart discussion about the icing, which will of course just be a segue into deeper unresolved issues amongst us.

    me: glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug

    PS: i'm not joking, i stole a break in case of emergency case from ***** and put a pint of whisky in it, i'm totally going to break the glass and fill my flask before i go see these dicknuggets.
    Last edited by Karen_Walker; December 25th, 2014 at 09:46 AM.
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    What's their hold on you? A will?

    Jesus. Years ago I learned there is no dealing with crazies. Now i write them out of my life.

    PS: i'm not joking, i stole a break in case of emergency case from *****
    What does that mean?

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Keeland View Post
    What's their hold on you? A will?

    Jesus. Years ago I learned there is no dealing with crazies. Now i write them out of my life.



    What does that mean?
    I didn't wanna say where I stole it from, A) didn't wanna incriminate myself and B) I'm ashamed of where I stole it from it's a red metal box that used to house a mini fire hydrant, now it houses Jack Daniels.

    And, forgive me for being crass, yes, the hold is a will. There isn't one yet but I put up with their bullshit for 18 years, if in their dying days they do leave something to their kids I wanna be on that list, I deserve to be on that list.
    Last edited by Karen_Walker; December 25th, 2014 at 10:04 AM.
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    Last edited by rareboy; December 25th, 2014 at 10:08 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post



    Oooooh, holiday treats
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    i stole a break in case of emergency case from ***** and put a pint of whisky in it, i'm totally going to break the glass and fill my flask before i go see these dicknuggets.
    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    it's a red metal box that used to house a mini fire hydrant, now it houses Jack Daniels.
    Ah. I couldn't figure out what any of it meant, having parsed it screwily, starting with "break" as a noun, and the rest a pile-on of "Huh?" from there. Crass nothing. You should take them for everything they have.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Baptism.

    Fill bathtub with Holy Water.

    Hold the person's head under until the bubbling stops.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    Oooooh, holiday treats

    Stereotypical American situation no 6 in a series of 7 (replies included). No wonder they make a movie about this once a year...

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Spike the egg nog with LSD...

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Harke the Boeotarch View Post
    Spike the egg nog with LSD...
    bo-ring! i did that last year.
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Throw the frosting on the cake. Not what they would expect, but watch there shocked faces.


    Always a good laugh.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    I thought they had your stank ass locked up.

    Tool Face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cormac135 View Post
    I thought they had your stank ass locked up.
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by backagain View Post
    Throw the frosting on the cake. Not what they would expect, but watch there shocked faces.


    Always a good laugh.
    Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Don't be scared. Just let it loose;

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post


    Merry xmas Maud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cormac135 View Post
    Merry xmas Maud.
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    bo-ring! i did that last year.
    And if you spike the eggnog with ricin, that will fix all your problems permanently.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    [QUOTE=Karen_Walker;9763872][/QUOTE

    You work it sistah.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Vitamin View Post
    And if you spike the eggnog with ricin, that will fix all your problems permanently.
    Girl dat sound like dat scientician shit. What da fuck dat be? Dat some kinda new wine coolah?
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Cormac135 View Post
    You work it sistah.
    Work THIS hoe!

    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Take Rodney and put them in their places.


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    Work THIS hoe!

    Get back in your corner bitch.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Cormac135 View Post
    Get back in your corner bitch.
    Your mother shops at Saks.

    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    It's never too early in the year,
    to spread some goodwill cheer!

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Boy View Post
    don't make me regret posting your bond

    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitamin View Post
    And if you spike the eggnog with ricin, that will fix all your problems permanently.
    I just finished harvesting this year's castor beans while I was cooking my Christmas Pudding yesterday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harke the Boeotarch View Post
    I just finished harvesting this year's castor beans while I was cooking my Christmas Pudding yesterday...
    #whitepeopleshit #idontknowwhatthefuckyallaretalkingabout #youlostabrothathreeexitsago
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Ricine comes from castor oil plants, Karen.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    don't make me regret posting your bond

    You've got me confused with an idiot, ya moron.
    It's never too early in the year,
    to spread some goodwill cheer!

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Harke the Boeotarch View Post
    Ricine comes from castor oil plants, Karen.
    puh.... lants? plants? what are these "plants" and how does one obtain them? more importantly, can you dance to it or fry it? if not.....
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Boy View Post
    You've got me confused with an idiot, ya moron.
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    puh.... lants? plants? what are these "plants" and how does one obtain them? more importantly, can you dance to it or fry it? if not.....
    Plants are those silly green things that grow from the ground, except when they're not green, don't grow from the ground, and aren't silly.

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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today



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    Re: fuck! i'm going to see my pseudo-christian drama-loving family today

    Quote Originally Posted by Harke the Boeotarch View Post
    Plants are those silly green things that grow from the ground, except when they're not green, don't grow from the ground, and aren't silly.
    enough about stupid science stuff

    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


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