time to bust out the emergency whisky, ever since they started watching Househags of InsertmajorUScityhere they believe in having confrontations about EVERYTHING!
mom: we need to have a conversation about the way you're spreading that icing on the cake, i need to talk to you about how it makes me feel.
younger sister: i too have feelings about the way you're spreading the icing, and i need to express these feelings because this is how normal adults talk, they have to express feelings about every interaction.
older sister: they're right, we need to have a family meeting, let's ruin what in our system of beliefs is supposed to be a joyous day by having a heart to heart discussion about the icing, which will of course just be a segue into deeper unresolved issues amongst us.
me: glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug
PS: i'm not joking, i stole a break in case of emergency case from ***** and put a pint of whisky in it, i'm totally going to break the glass and fill my flask before i go see these dicknuggets.