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    Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    I was wearing my parachute pants yesterday and,I farted and nearly lifted myself 50 feet in the air.Very scary Thank God I didn't break any bones coming down.

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    They let you wear pants?

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    Quote Originally Posted by Vannie View Post
    I was wearing my parachute pants yesterday and,I farted and nearly lifted myself 50 feet in the air.Very scary Thank God I didn't break any bones coming down.
    Yeah, it's good you landed on your head

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    Did MC Hammer spend the night and forget his pants?

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    "Cabbage she gives me! In ten minutes I could be sky writing!"

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    This is the funniest thread I have come across in days.

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    Don't worry, no one has worn parachute pants since 1992

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    Quote Originally Posted by SaskGuy View Post
    Don't worry, no one has worn parachute pants since 1992
    True I should know I had a few pairs but I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaskGuy View Post
    Don't worry, no one has worn parachute pants since 1992
    True I should know I had a few pairs but I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade.

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    Ring ring the 90's called, they want their look back.


    ....aside from that your story made me LOL, I needed that after my shitty day so thanks
    gone was the glow of blue velvet....
    I live among the creatures of the night; I'm living in the forest of a dream

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    Re: Please everyone! Never eat stuffed cabbage and wear parachute pants!

    Your early 80's Parachute Pants were cool. Before they got stupid.

    You rock it, Vannie! Just skip the Hammer pants.

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