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    What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    This thread was created to highlight all of the negatives of bathhouses, and reasons to not frequent them.

    Personally, I don't like bathhouses. They're unhygienic and not intimate, relaxing, or comfortable in my opinion. I don't like hitting/getting hit on by a guy, not hitting it off/not being able to have a sexual encounter, and potentially/literally seeing them have one with someone else in front of me. It's abrupt in terms of visuals, and can actualize/realize philandering/promiscuity which most never have to witness. Not every guy inside is someone I'm attracted to, I don't own the establishment so I don't control who patronizes, as a result I'll witness those who I rather not see exposed, and occasionally/always will experience some of them sexually advancing me.

    What are other unflattering things about bathhouses? I want this thread to be dedicated solely to negative aspects, so I ask that you focus on them and voice opinions accordingly.
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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    I've never been, but I've heard time and time again that's it's all eldergays.

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    Not that that is a bad thing, but that's what I've heard.
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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    I've never been to one, but like anything else, you'd have to go to form your own opinion.

    I believe they have one that looks just like a Walgreens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fly View Post
    I've never been to one, but like anything else, you'd have to go to form your own opinion.

    I believe they have one that looks just like a Walgreens.
    ??? I always pictured a bath house to be bigger.
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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Never been to one--and from all the reasons you mentioned--you should skip them too.

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    The smell... and the gooey foot funk on the floor...

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    no matter how negative it is there is cock there and anywhere there is cock there is glory.....
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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    I don't know why a person who hires prostitutes would worry about a bath house. A bath house is just DIY prostitution.

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    No one can break a $20, you know, for the snack bar.
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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vitamin View Post
    ??? I always pictured a bath house to be bigger.


    Are we talking internet inches???

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by FPNY View Post
    no matter how negative it is there is cock there and anywhere there is cock there is glory.....
    or at least glory holes. lol

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    They stink, they are too dark inside so you dont know who your messing with, people steal your shit, people attack you, employees are coked up. Etc.
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    People fart.

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    I want to rub Pete's body with my bathhouse funk laced feet.

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    Many people at bath houses won't treat you as a person, but as a piece of meat.

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kulindahr View Post
    Many people at bath houses won't treat you as a person, but as a piece of meat.
    Honestly does anyone go to a bath house to be treated as a person?
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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    ..................................that's it's all eldergays.

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    Where else do you want us to go when it is raining? They throw us out of "Shady Pines" at 09hrs.
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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pcp3t3 View Post
    This thread was created to highlight all of the negatives of bathhouses, and reasons to not frequent them.

    Personally, I don't like bathhouses. They're unhygienic and not intimate, relaxing, or comfortable in my opinion. I don't like hitting/getting hit on by a guy, not hitting it off/not being able to have a sexual encounter, and potentially/literally seeing them have one with someone else in front of me. It's abrupt in terms of visuals, and can actualize/realize philandering/promiscuity which most never have to witness. Not every guy inside is someone I'm attracted to, I don't own the establishment so I don't control who patronizes, as a result I'll witness those who I rather not see exposed, and occasionally/always will experience some of them sexually advancing me.

    What are other unflattering things about bathhouses? I want this thread to be dedicated solely to negative aspects, so I ask that you focus on them and voice opinions accordingly.
    Gosh. How do you manage to walk down the street, with all the uggos and the riff-raff just like RIGHT THERE in front of you, and you can't do a damn thing about it?

    The highlighted part should be in the 1st World Problems thread.

    As should the OP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fly View Post
    I've never been to one, but like anything else, you'd have to go to form your own opinion.

    I believe they have one that looks just like a Walgreens.
    I see you've been to my store!

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    I've never been, but I've heard time and time again that's it's all eldergays.
    Last time I was at one, yes (was that 2006 already??). That wasn't necessarily true forty years ago when I WAS going regularly - there were a lot of young people (around my age) as well.

    I guess the "aging crowd" effect is the same there as the clientele I've seen at national hobby meets, record-collector fairs, sports card fairs, gun shows (but not quite as much an age-shift)...and, generally, participation in hobbies of most types as well.

    Not quite as elderly as those at the bridge club, but it's getting there...

    Seems that almost all places where people gather have skewed older than in the past (yes even gay bars), though it might just be what I've noticed...or *HOW* I've noticed...things.

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    They always have cheap tasteless coffee.

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by medic1 View Post
    They always have cheap tasteless coffee.
    You go to a bath-house for the coffee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpnice View Post
    You go to a bath-house for the coffee.
    Yeah, Starbucks is cheaper, and you don't hafta wander around in a skimpy towel frightening the clientele.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPNY View Post
    no matter how negative it is there is cock there and anywhere there is cock there is glory.....

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    ^If there isn't, there should be!

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Hey Pete.

    They can be great fun.

    The grunge is part of the charm.

    The random hook-ups can be some of the wildest sex you'll ever have.

    I think you should stick with paying guys for sex.

    I don't get why you would create a thread just to have people post negative stuff in order to validate your own opinion.

    Your brain must be a pretty dark place some days.

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pianist View Post
    Yeah, Starbucks is cheaper, and you don't hafta wander around in a skimpy towel frightening the clientele.
    Couldn't a person just ask for a "venti towel?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by medic1 View Post
    They always have cheap tasteless coffee.
    Quote Originally Posted by dpnice View Post
    You go to a bath-house for the coffee.
    No, but you need something to rinse your mouth with.........

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    Lockers are insecure. Anyone could bust in those in a hurry. Do not bring anything of value and especially your phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dejavudoo View Post
    Why do I now fear there is a whorehouse/bath house somewhere named Starbutts?
    Too modern sounding. They're almost always named something pre-eighties. The patrons, however, tend to be veritable antiques.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bankside View Post
    Couldn't a person just ask for a "venti towel?"
    I went to a bathhouse once back in '07 just to see what the appeal and hoopla was about; the largest towel they had was barely sufficient to knot and stay knotted and therefore, on. I was NOT comfortable and of course, have never been back.

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    I have decided to steer clear of public water parks, swimming areas (including hotels), as well as bathbhouses. There are just too many bugs floating about & I need to ensure I maintain my health.

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    Re: What are some unflattering things about bathhouses?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dejavudoo View Post
    Maybe something more along the lines of Gay Rescue Mission then?
    "Jur-assic Park" more like.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pianist View Post
    I went to a bathhouse once back in '07 just to see what the appeal and hoopla was about; the largest towel they had was barely sufficient to knot and stay knotted and therefore, on. I was NOT comfortable and of course, have never been back.
    They not for wearing, they're for mopping up the cum...

    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki Sohma View Post
    I have decided to steer clear of public water parks, swimming areas (including hotels), as well as bathbhouses. There are just too many bugs floating about & I need to ensure I maintain my health.
    Not to mention feces and semen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harke the Boeotarch View Post
    They not for wearing, they're for mopping up the cum...
    Ah, well, as there wasn't any I just wore it. Just can't seem to get a handle on this being gay thing at all.

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