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    Ugh, I have to get out of bed now...for fucking College Composition.
    Don't do scat, kids. It means you're a Republican.

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    1st world folk complain a thailand local folk no look a atutentic enuff so thailand great folk gonn import feet suckin smilin cock roachs so any land folk lookin a up grade a scoial levle apply now

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    My morning commute has two dead spots for my sat radio. So I lose about 4 seconds of radio time each day. That adds up.

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    My cable signal got pixelated for 2 minutes today. How am I supposed to enjoy my programming like this?

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    I can't understand Sloppyseconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashwyatt View Post
    ..............................
    had to fire a housekeeper for making eye contact
    Thank goodness I don't work for you, or does eyeing up the boss's son's arse not count.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpnice View Post
    Thank goodness I don't work for you, or does eyeing up the boss's son's arse not count.
    I would have gotten fired for using the son as hair gel.
    gone was the glow of blue velvet....

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    had to fire a housekeeper for making eye contact
    Dude... seriously???
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    Quote Originally Posted by cashwyatt View Post
    He just needs to take the dick out of his mouth oh you mean his post my bad

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    had to fire a housekeeper for making eye contact


    Bullshit................your employer would be sued and you'd be unemployed.

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    So embarrassed to be seen buying it though.
    Isn't Africa mostly third world?
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    In first world world...when you experiencing slow internet connection, it's easy just go to the leasing office downstair- and they have instant connection for you

    it is..still cumbersome 'though

    well, see the good part, it cuts my posting addiction in half

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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    Dude... seriously???
    I was joking around

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    I had money on Brazil in the semi.



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    I was joking around
    *PHEW!!!* You Portland guys have horrible senses of humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpnice View Post
    Thank goodness I don't work for you, or does eyeing up the boss's son's arse not count.
    I was joking about having a housekeeper it would be cool . If I ever become someone I will need one to clean my downtown penthouse.

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    ooh eye contact
    _no say nothin_

    ha
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    Mr down slide---Jons joe ans a ed now gonna walk on part_walkwalkwalk_---Mr up slide

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    Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!!!

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    Last night I got stung by a wasp while resetting the pump on my hot tub, and it still hurts. Owie!!!
    Inspired - but too tired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey3000 View Post
    Last night I got stung by a wasp while resetting the pump on my hot tub, and it still hurts. Owie!!!
    What really sucks is when they land on your TV screen, and you can't swat them because you don't want to break a pixel in your 110" flat screen!!! Ugh, stupid bugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitamin View Post
    What really sucks is when they land on your TV screen, and you can't swat them because you don't want to break a pixel in your 110" flat screen!!! Ugh, stupid bugs.
    had a wasp land on my tv screen once

    I grabbed it with a pair of hemostats....crunch!

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    What really sucks is that I only have a...(gasp) 42" tv.
    Inspired - but too tired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johaninsc View Post
    had a wasp land on my tv screen once

    I grabbed it with a pair of hemostats....crunch!
    mr miyagi? is that you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cashwyatt View Post
    had to fire a housekeeper for making eye contact
    Don't fret. Deadpan humor is often misread on the forums. That said, most members had posted actual petty events prior to you fictionalizing this one.

    It is a good joke, I think.
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    Really annoying drivers who refuse to utilize their turn signals, but slow down, get to their turn, and then turn the signal on. . .WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO!!!!


    IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I didn't buy more Disney pins while on vacation. I am torn up inside about it.
    I couldn't get my mind off you all day.
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    I'm in New Jersey for the summer and all my fuckbuds and hot guys are in NYC; i'm forced to resorting to jerking off because the guys here are :'(
    Have you considered using the Holland Tunnel?

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    I'm sitting in one last AA meeting to meet the requirements to end my probation this thursday. It's a whole hour. FML.

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    I have to hold the laptop in front of me or let it heat up my lap if I want to surf the net while lying on my back. So inconvenient.
    If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.
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    I've got eye surgery in 7 and a half hours. I need to be prepared ahead of time to have everything done in my apartment.

    What I'm doing, right now...



    What my bedroom resembles...



    What I feel like doing...


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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisrobin View Post
    Have you considered using the Holland Tunnel?
    What? Are you saying Lincoln ain't hot? Are we forgetting about his thighs?
    There are TWO kinds of people in the world -- the kind who believe there are two kinds of people, and the kind who don't.

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    littull jimmy icecream melt too fast a lick so a rich daddy gonna block out sun wen a buy icecream ins a public places
    *public places?*
    yea why?
    * disgustin *
    ooh

    thankyou

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    Bagpipes sound like someone is squeezing a bag full of cats.

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    I have a gray chest hair................

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    I just received my cover for my second Ipad in the mail. It's a white one instead of the black one I ordered.

    I am just beside myself. BTW, ipad mini rocks!

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    Too much butter on my popcorn at the movies!

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    tere a foot in ma soup
    *ooh mymymy not again here go anoda soup*
    tere a eye in ma soup
    *ooh mymymymymy really got fix a roof here a go*
    tere a hand in ma soup
    *ooh mymymymymymymymymymymy wot aboot move ya tabull a cella?*
    Wot is pay good a money tis holiday wanna see sum action
    * well maybe skip soup ans go fa a nice salad*
    is it organic ans no body parts?
    * well it busy season at mo neva can say but defo salad a organic cause evary folk do teys bit *
    okay salad
    * here go *
    OY tere hair ma salad
    * ooh mymymymymymymymymy yawanna try sumthang oda?*
    wot got?
    *boil egg wot organic too?*
    okay
    * here go *
    OY ma boil egg tickin?
    * just chuck it no worrys get ya anoda *

    ans so on

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisrobin View Post
    Have you considered using the Holland Tunnel?
    ................No..wait what?

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    Visiting my parents over the weekend and being asked to clean the "lounge room" if they're going to be away. Problem is there are three of them. The Main Room, The Formal Room and the Drawing Room. Now "cleaning" is code for dusting EVERYTHING", windexing all the glass, vacuuming and then not being able to use the room in the end....AND make sure the antiques are adjusted just in case the "wind blew them off centre". So good times at the parentals. I have pictures of two of the rooms but not the Drawing room which is the worst. It holds the crystal ornaments and everything is white and glass.

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    Sorry to anybody reading this that would say to themselves "just give me a corner of any of those rooms and some food".
    Last edited by Legionair; July 11th, 2014 at 05:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legionair View Post
    Visiting my parents over the weekend and being asked to clean the "lounge room" if they're going to be away. ..........................
    Think yourself lucky; when I start on cleaning the villa I shall be on my knees polishing floor boards, cleaning brass ware, washing crystal chandeliers, polishing all the silver ware and more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpnice View Post
    Think yourself lucky; when I start on cleaning the villa I shall be on my knees polishing floor boards, cleaning brass ware, washing crystal chandeliers, polishing all the silver ware and more.
    Now c'mon dpnice, "on your knees" the whole time. You sure our not skipping some details here? Is there leather work in the mix maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legionair View Post
    Now c'mon dpnice, "on your knees" the whole time. You sure our not skipping some details here? Is there leather work in the mix maybe?
    There are 4 leather armchairs, two leather benches and two leather topped tables that have to be cleaned down with saddle soap and polished up.

    But somehow I don't think you meant that sort of leather work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legionair View Post
    Visiting my parents over the weekend and being asked to clean the "lounge room" if they're going to be away. Problem is there are three of them. The Main Room, The Formal Room and the Drawing Room. Now "cleaning" is code for dusting EVERYTHING", windexing all the glass, vacuuming and then not being able to use the room in the end....AND make sure the antiques are adjusted just in case the "wind blew them off centre". So good times at the parentals. I have pictures of two of the rooms but not the Drawing room which is the worst. It holds the crystal ornaments and everything is white and glass.

    Family Room:
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    Sorry to anybody reading this that would say to themselves "just give me a corner of any of those rooms and some food".
    The gay gene in me wants to re-arrange the furniture in those rooms SO bad right now!!!!
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